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KimFieldsFan637 · 09-04-2002, 07:45 PM

Ill be posting tomorrow - I had to hold auditions for the sitcom my best friend and I wrote today - tomorrow I'm coming home early so I will post some then - Sorry Its taking so long

KimFieldsFan637 · 09-05-2002, 03:36 PM

INT – BLAIR’S DAD’S CAR

NAT: Okay so when um we do the Sugar pie
NAT AND TOOTIE: Honey bunch
NAT: I want you to do the love you, the second part, oh wait Blair why don’t you do the love you?
Tootie: Yeah, come on Blair
BLAIR: I don’t want to do the love you
Natalie: Oh, than you just do the love you
TOOTIE: Fine....Alright I’ll do the love you
Both Nat and Tootie: Sugar Pie Honey bunch! You know that I love you…
Tootie: Love you…
Both: I can’t help myself I love you and nobody else.
Blair: This is so juvenile we should just turn around and go home.
Natalie: Blair, when I was twelve I promised myself that once, before I died, I would go cruising. Tonight is the night! You can’t mess with destiny!
Blair: Put who cruises in Peekskill? Clark Avenue I can understand. The Shauzalia I can understand…But…There’s corn growing out there.
Natalie: It gets better once you get into town.
Blair: but what if somebody recognizes me? I would just roll up and Die.
*takes Jo’s mirror and starts fixing her hair*
Jo: Do you mind?
* fixes the mirror *
Tootie: Blair there’s gonna be lots of people. We’re just gonna be four girls driving up and down the main street, who’s gonna notice?
Natalie: College Guy’s if there’s a god in heaven.
*Blair takes Jo’s mirror again *
Jo: BLAIR
Blair: Just keep your eyes on the road. Daddy was nice enough to lend me this while my Porsche is in the shop. I don’t want to give it back to him with a cow on the fender.
Jo: Don’t worry. I never hit anything I don’t wanna hit.
Blair: Why can’t we just go to a movie? This whole thing is pointless.
Tootie: Actually, it’s a very interesting phenomenon Blair see every Saturday night thousands of young people drive slowly past each other. It’s the American equivalent of a primitive dating ritual.
Natalie: Now you’re talking my language
*Blair takes the mirror away again*
Jo: Blair, I need the mirror. I am the driver; I am responsible for people’s life’s here.
*Moves mirror back*
B: We each have responsibilities. Mine is to always look my best.
*Moves it again and starts to put on her lipstick – Jo swerves and Blair’s lipstick gets all over her face*
Jo: There was a Squirrel on the road.
Blair: Very convenient wouldn’t you say?
Jo: Yeah Blair, we planned it that way. Me and the squirrel it took weeks to figure out the timing.

Okay I will Type more later - I have to go take a test

TAWK TO YALL LATER

Iliveforjayandnancy · 09-05-2002, 06:23 PM

that was really kewl I like where you left off that part with Jo was funny! lol She's such a smart *ss! lol

*Marilyn Monroe* · 09-06-2002, 03:37 PM

LOL! I dont think I've ever seen this one, except for when they all sing "You've lost that loving feeling." Please type up more as soon as you can!

vienna waits · 09-06-2002, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iliveforjayandnancy
that was really kewl I like where you left off that part with Jo was funny! lol She's such a smart *ss! lol

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Lynn · 09-07-2002, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFPDJinnyExstead

Jo: Blair, I need the mirror. I am the driver; I am responsible for people’s life’s here.
*Moves mirror back*
B: We each have responsibilities. Mine is to always look my best.
*Moves it again and starts to put on her lipstick – Jo swerves and Blair’s lipstick gets all over her face*
Jo: There was a Squirrel on the road.
Blair: Very convenient wouldn’t you say?
Jo: Yeah Blair, we planned it that way. Me and the squirrel it took weeks to figure out the timing.

I love that part. I was disappointed to see that Hallmark had edited it.

ChickenLegz · 09-13-2002, 04:17 PM

This is like the only epiosde (besides shoplifting and teen marrige and baby in the house and the 4 epiosdes i taped) that I remember from the Fandimoium(SP?). Cool-cant wait til ya type more!!

09-04-2002, 07:45 PM	#16
KimFieldsFan637 Kim Fields #1 Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2001 Posts: 2,353	Ill be posting tomorrow - I had to hold auditions for the sitcom my best friend and I wrote today - tomorrow I'm coming home early so I will post some then - Sorry Its taking so long
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09-05-2002, 06:23 PM	#18
Iliveforjayandnancy <3 Jinny/Teddy <3 Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 26, 2002 Location: New Bedford, Massachusetts 02740 Posts: 353	that was really kewl I like where you left off that part with Jo was funny! lol She's such a smart *ss! lol
	__________________ A Few Good Quotes: Jo:A clock! I need a clock! Mrs. G, I'm takin' your egg timer! A fuse, I need a fuse! Now I gotta go mix up some stuff in the science lab! Mrs G:Jo what are you making, a bomb? (laughs) Nat: Yes, Yes! Mrs G: WHAT?! Jo: I'm gonna roll it through there front door then POW! Dead kawasaki's all over the place!-Facts of Life Jo: Oh I think it's a good idea. Just think of me as one of the guys. Natalie's brother.-Facts of Life "Being alone with my thoughts can be dangerous."-Me "I'll lose but I won't quit."-Me "The heart is an amazing thing. Unlike anything else, once it's broken it can't be fixed."-Me "Men. Can't live with em, and can't live with em." (that's not a typo)-Me "Always be yourself. No matter what. At least if you're hated, you're hated for what you are. Not for what you're not."-Me <<<< MY FAVORITE QUOTE http://www.geocities.com/queencolorguard/AllAboutTHEM.html ^^^^My Cheesy Webpage http://hometown.aol.com/queencolorguard/ ^^^^My Cheesy Homepage <marquee> Jinny and Teddy the best couple on the small screen! </marquee> ^^BIG TIME THANKS TO JEANIE! Iliveforjayandnancy A.K.A. Angie

09-06-2002, 03:37 PM	#19
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds... Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 24, 2001 Location: Where gentlemen actually prefer brunettes Posts: 4,811	LOL! I dont think I've ever seen this one, except for when they all sing "You've lost that loving feeling." Please type up more as soon as you can!
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09-13-2002, 04:17 PM	#22
ChickenLegz Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Sitcoms Online Message Boards Posts: 489	This is like the only epiosde (besides shoplifting and teen marrige and baby in the house and the 4 epiosdes i taped) that I remember from the Fandimoium(SP?). Cool-cant wait til ya type more!!
	__________________ -ChickenLegz

09-05-2002, 03:36 PM	#17
KimFieldsFan637 Kim Fields #1 Fan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2001 Posts: 2,353	INT – BLAIR’S DAD’S CAR NAT: Okay so when um we do the Sugar pie NAT AND TOOTIE: Honey bunch NAT: I want you to do the love you, the second part, oh wait Blair why don’t you do the love you? Tootie: Yeah, come on Blair BLAIR: I don’t want to do the love you Natalie: Oh, than you just do the love you TOOTIE: Fine....Alright I’ll do the love you Both Nat and Tootie: Sugar Pie Honey bunch! You know that I love you… Tootie: Love you… Both: I can’t help myself I love you and nobody else. Blair: This is so juvenile we should just turn around and go home. Natalie: Blair, when I was twelve I promised myself that once, before I died, I would go cruising. Tonight is the night! You can’t mess with destiny! Blair: Put who cruises in Peekskill? Clark Avenue I can understand. The Shauzalia I can understand…But…There’s corn growing out there. Natalie: It gets better once you get into town. Blair: but what if somebody recognizes me? I would just roll up and Die. takes Jo’s mirror and starts fixing her hair Jo: Do you mind? * fixes the mirror * Tootie: Blair there’s gonna be lots of people. We’re just gonna be four girls driving up and down the main street, who’s gonna notice? Natalie: College Guy’s if there’s a god in heaven. Blair takes Jo’s mirror again Jo: BLAIR Blair: Just keep your eyes on the road. Daddy was nice enough to lend me this while my Porsche is in the shop. I don’t want to give it back to him with a cow on the fender. Jo: Don’t worry. I never hit anything I don’t wanna hit. Blair: Why can’t we just go to a movie? This whole thing is pointless. Tootie: Actually, it’s a very interesting phenomenon Blair see every Saturday night thousands of young people drive slowly past each other. It’s the American equivalent of a primitive dating ritual. Natalie: Now you’re talking my language Blair takes the mirror away again Jo: Blair, I need the mirror. I am the driver; I am responsible for people’s life’s here. Moves mirror back B: We each have responsibilities. Mine is to always look my best. Moves it again and starts to put on her lipstick – Jo swerves and Blair’s lipstick gets all over her face Jo: There was a Squirrel on the road. Blair: Very convenient wouldn’t you say? Jo: Yeah Blair, we planned it that way. Me and the squirrel it took weeks to figure out the timing. Okay I will Type more later - I have to go take a test TAWK TO YALL LATER