Quotes

[MA]

[Larry is hanging from a hook on the wall]

Balki Bartokomous:
Cousin, do it for me, please?

Larry Appleton:
No, no...

Balki Bartokomous:
Oh, please. Please, Mr. Scarecrow, which way is it to the Emerald City?

Larry Appleton:
Some people go that way, and some people go that way...

Balki Bartokomous:
But, of course, people do go both ways.

[JO Sweet Heart]

^^^ That's from the episode where Balki joins the Motor Psychos gang after Mary-Anne moves to London.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love when Balki came riding in on the hog.

[MA]

Balki: Where are the instructions?
Larry: I threw them out.
Balki: You threw them out?
Larry: Appletons have never used instructions. My dad completely rewired the house in Denver without instructions.
Balki: Isn't that the house that burned to the ground?
Larry: [sheepishly] They never proved it was the wiring.

[JO Sweet Heart]

I love the season three episode named The Graduate when Balki and Larry over sleep on the day that Balki takes his final test before graduating from high school.

After Balki falls off the sofa, Larry is like, "Balki, what time is it?"

We then hear Balki say from behind the sofa, "Its Howdy Dudey time!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

[JO Sweet Heart]

This is from the season five opener.

Balki-We're raising money for charity!
Mr. Gorpley-Charity begins at home. Practice there.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

[Cousin Jack]

Season 7 the wedding "Now you're being ridiculous. Don't be." <---funny one

Season 7 the wedding "cousin, I know you don't have it planned, but if you can not tell jennifer how you feel about her now, what are you saving it for?"<--- heartfelt moment

There's one other scene where Balki says this to Cousin Larry and Jennifer with more heartfelt emotion but I'm not sure where. Any help would be much appreciated.

[JO Sweet Heart]

^^^ That moment during Larry and Jennifer's wedding might be it, at least that is where it hits me the hardest because Balki couldn't have been more right. If Larry couldn't tell Jennifer about his feelings on their wedding day, what would Larry be saving such a moment for?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. Maybe what you are thinking of is the season six episode named The Break Up which is when Jennifer tells Larry that she will marry him. Balki tells Larry to be honest, upfront, and straight forward then too.

[Cousin Jack]

I thought of the breakup. I checked it but that's not it. I know it's in another episide somewhere. Maybe he says it to Elaine?

[JO Sweet Heart]

Larry-Why is my foot tied to the table?
Balki-So that you can't walk in your sleep and fall out of the window.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

[MA]

Mary-Anne Spencer: You know, having a ghost would explain so many things. Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on.

[JO Sweet Heart]

Balki-Wow, when I signed up for home banking, I didn't realize that they would put a volt in here.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That is from the season six opener.

[MA]

Mary-Anne: [instantly] One-hundred and sixty-six and two-thirds dozen. [off their looks] My father was a carpenter.

[JO Sweet Heart]

Balki-These boots are killing me. Is this what they mean by the agony of defeat?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

[MA]

Balki: Oh, please! Please, Mr. Scarecrow, which way to the Emerald City?
Larry: 'Some people go that way, and some people go that way...'

[JO Sweet Heart]

Originally Posted by Cousin Jack

I thought of the breakup. I checked it but that's not it. I know it's in another episide somewhere. Maybe he says it to Elaine?

Elaine's episode is where it is. I watched her episode last night.

God bless you always!!!

Holly