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jo: i thought you liked me in that way when you like someone in that way.
blair: you're not going to do anything silly, are you? jo: no, murder is serious business. when jo was explaining that story about the cat that was in the wall and you heard it's meows and then it stopped. lol, when tootie was looking for her cat jess, jeff, whatever his name was. nat: oh that's good. |
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The quote from the reunion movie that had me rolling was from Blair:
"I believe someone famous once said 'Thou shall not steal'." I was laughing for days after that one. Just the way she said it and knowing that Lisa Whelchel was the one to say it...FUNNAY stuff ![]() ks |
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The cat's name was Jeffy, I think. Named after her boyfriend.
You know, cat allergies (like the kind Mrs. Garrett) had are actually caused by dried cat saliva that turns to residue. So people are sensitive to that, and it can be treated by bathing cats regularly (NOT in the tub, but with a nice wipe-down with a cat cleaner) and you should have no problem. Remember, the problem is with DRIED CAT SALIVA. You may go back to your lunch now. |
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"Your are what you are and thats good enough for me"- from a friend in deed
Margo: "Im on a diet...Ill just have one roll" Jo: "ive seen you in gym class, you've got a lot more then one roll" Charlie: "The doctor looked in her head and found nothing!" Blair: "...Not even a little bit of hey..." (something like that) |
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"Not even a little bit of straw?" --Blair
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Okay this topic is a few days old, but I have some I want to contribute too!!
Blair: "A brilliant idea just popped into my head." Jo: "Oh, well, don't frighten it. It's a lonely place in there." Jo talking about Blair in New Girl #1: "She's not for real, she's a barbie doll. You wind her up and she says 'I love you' ...to herself!!" Rick & Jo's Wedding Vows: "Marriage is a wonderful thing...."... "Rings please." lol Blair: "I'll just lay awake all night tossing and turning...moaning and groaning.....*sigh---sigh*" Jo: "Ooh, I can see the flowers, but I can't touch them." Blair: "Not when you're a ten." Jo: "If you're a ten. I'd hate to see a one." Blair: "Then avoid mirrors." Jo: "No no, that's alright, if they didn't want you to park on the sidewalk they would have posted a sign." Tootie talking about Blair and her boyfriend: "They are so perfect together." Jo: "Yeah, she makes them sick, and her cures them." Blair: "Jo we have to leave!" Jo: "Let me guess, you forgot your peroxide?" Blair: *yells* "You unleash the doberman. I'll load the bazooka." Hopper: "Hi, you know, I am really a shy kind of guy, but I've been watching you from across the cabin. I said to myself, Hopper, don't let this one slip away." Jo: "You know, I've been watching you too. You have a lot to be shy about!" Hopper: "Hi, you know, I am really a shy kind of guy, but I've been watching you from across the cabin. I said to myself, Hopper, don't let this one slip away." Nat: "What makes you think I'll slip away?" Okay, that's enough.
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The one where Nat's dad dies and they are all standing at the food table.
Blair: I need a mirror. Nat: We dont have any(or something like that) Blair: You mean im in a house without mirrors? Jo- just stands there and smiles and nods and goes HMHM!!! lol it was so funny! I dont remember anythign eles- i havent watched fol since Novem,ber. |
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Mines my username LOL I crack up every time blair said this
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Actually, Mrs. Garrett told Blair they were in a Shiva house, where according to Jewish custom, mirrors were signs of vanity, or something like that. All the mirrors were covered or removed.
Lisa went out with a Jewish guy, she should know this. |
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mabey lisa knew that. but blair didn't.
my fave quotes are in my signature
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Tootie: Nat here is your Photo Album and it's not even wet
Nat: Ya it's just melted, here is me and the black spot, the black spot and a friend, ooh the black spot goes to disney world, oh here is a memory the black spot pets a baby goat This is one of my favorites (not sure on all of it though) Girls: Good nite Nat: Lights Tootie Lights Tootie: What the matter Nat: I felt something fury crwaling up my leg Tootie: Wishful thinkin' Nat: Move over Tootie: Hey what are you doing there's not enough room Nat: I don't want this thing hibernating in my nating gown now move over 2mins later Blair: HA HA HA very funny Jo JO: What Blair: Your tickling my feet JO: No I'm not 2mis later Blair: HA ha ha very funny Tootie Tootie: I'm up here Blair Blair: Nat Nat: YO Bliar: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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I loved Mrs. Garrett's Jo's expression when Monica says "I just had another one of my brilliant ideas."
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That was the most hilarious 20-something-seconds in that entire episode. The following bomb scene was good, but the look Jo and Mrs. G gave when Monica said "I just had another one of my brilliant ideas." ...I cramped up laughing so hard. WOW-PRICELESS![]() ks |
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