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Superbatboy · 06-17-2002, 11:32 PM

Sophia: Where are you going

Sal: To get some air

Sophia: We got air in the house

Sal: I like beer with my air

Superbatboy · 06-19-2002, 07:12 PM

Just thought of more....I'm sorry but GG has so many funny lines, it's hard to just name a few

I can't remember what episode this is from, but all I remember is:

Rose: I'm going to do it

Dorothy: You Rose??? In St. Olaf they think Freud is a way to cook chicken.

Or this one:

Rose: I forgot to say my prayers

Dorothy: Oh, Rose. God wouldn't mind if you skipped a night. He's very busy these days, most of his free time is spent talking to Pat Roberston.

Or:

When Rose and Blanche are dresses as the flying nuns....

Blanche: Look everybody the storm is letting up, i'm going to run right over to Walter's

Rose: Aren't you going to change??

Blanche: No....

Rose: You know it's still pretty windy outside, i'm going to go out there and see if I can get air borne.

DanaForever · 06-20-2002, 05:26 PM

Gosh, there are so many!!! I love the one where they're going to the funeral home for their neighbor that died and they have to buy a casket. The guy Mr. Pfieffer (p is pronounced) says something to which Sophia responds "how would you like a punch in your paface!!!"

Another one is the song writing contest when Big Daddy and his bride to be come, and the girls think she will be an old lady. She is very young and when Dorothy realizes who she is she says "Woe!" Rose comes in and says "Oh Blanche's father is marrying a (so and so). But she's much older. Isn't that right, Dorothy?" And Dorothy says, "Woe."

80sTrivia · 06-20-2002, 08:43 PM

I know Dana!!! I saw those episodes tonight and laughed my head off!!!

Superbatboy · 06-21-2002, 07:54 PM

When Dorothy's friend Trudy comes for a visit:

(Dorothy and trudy arm wrestling, and Trudy wins)

Trudy: How does it feel to have your butt whipped???

Blanche: Well, sometimes I find it strangely titilating

(All look at Blanche)

Blanche: Oh, you were talking to her...

OR:

(Same episode)

Trudy: Boy Dorothy, you just picked up the pieces after Stan ran off with that stewardest. Boy I envy you, your gumtion

Dorothy: Yes, and I your breast implants

Sam Malone · 06-28-2002, 05:51 PM

Sophia: purple rain..... (strumming fingers as if she were playing electric guitar) .... purple rain........

(Episode #14 -- That Was No Lady)

06-17-2002, 11:32 PM	#16
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06-20-2002, 08:43 PM	#19
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Sam Malone Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 14, 2002 Location: Alabama, home of 9 electoral votes for President George W. Bush... TWICE! Posts: 355	Sophia: purple rain..... (strumming fingers as if she were playing electric guitar) .... purple rain........ (Episode #14 -- That Was No Lady)
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06-19-2002, 07:12 PM	#17
Superbatboy The Brandon Show Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: California..USA Posts: 793	Just thought of more....I'm sorry but GG has so many funny lines, it's hard to just name a few I can't remember what episode this is from, but all I remember is: Rose: I'm going to do it Dorothy: You Rose??? In St. Olaf they think Freud is a way to cook chicken. Or this one: Rose: I forgot to say my prayers Dorothy: Oh, Rose. God wouldn't mind if you skipped a night. He's very busy these days, most of his free time is spent talking to Pat Roberston. Or: When Rose and Blanche are dresses as the flying nuns.... Blanche: Look everybody the storm is letting up, i'm going to run right over to Walter's Rose: Aren't you going to change?? Blanche: No.... Rose: You know it's still pretty windy outside, i'm going to go out there and see if I can get air borne.

06-20-2002, 05:26 PM	#18
DanaForever Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 27, 2001 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 121	Gosh, there are so many!!! I love the one where they're going to the funeral home for their neighbor that died and they have to buy a casket. The guy Mr. Pfieffer (p is pronounced) says something to which Sophia responds "how would you like a punch in your paface!!!" Another one is the song writing contest when Big Daddy and his bride to be come, and the girls think she will be an old lady. She is very young and when Dorothy realizes who she is she says "Woe!" Rose comes in and says "Oh Blanche's father is marrying a (so and so). But she's much older. Isn't that right, Dorothy?" And Dorothy says, "Woe."

06-21-2002, 07:54 PM	#20
Superbatboy The Brandon Show Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: California..USA Posts: 793	When Dorothy's friend Trudy comes for a visit: (Dorothy and trudy arm wrestling, and Trudy wins) Trudy: How does it feel to have your butt whipped??? Blanche: Well, sometimes I find it strangely titilating (All look at Blanche) Blanche: Oh, you were talking to her... OR: (Same episode) Trudy: Boy Dorothy, you just picked up the pieces after Stan ran off with that stewardest. Boy I envy you, your gumtion Dorothy: Yes, and I your breast implants