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Old 04-17-2002, 06:47 PM   #16
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UR right...she is TOO old. LOL! Jk...NEwayzie, post more soon!

Ya know what..I could smack you! LOL!! JK!! you know I luv ya, sista!
Sorry peeps, I have WAY too much to do today with songsters and church and stuff....I can't post more tonight, but I'll try to tomorrow!! Sorry!
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Old 04-18-2002, 10:08 PM   #17
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okay, now, I'll try to post a BUNCH more, but i dunno cause I dont' have much time, plus I don't have a bunch more written..lol.....I'll try to write tomorrow........maybe....I'll be in the car a while...I'll get help from my friend who's going with me to my great grandma's house...oh, BTW....I won't be able to post tomorrow! Sorry, and I dunno abotu Saturday...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alexis, in the kitchen~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gougan: Edna?
Alexis: Uh, no....It's Alexis....Alex for short.
Gougan: O....you..yes well, you can start by mixing the dough for the biscuits.
Alex: But Mrs. Garrett just said to...
GouganL You can help me until she gets here....hurry up......let's go.
Alex: Sure.....how hard can it be?(have you noticed that I like that phrase?!LOL!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mrs. G comes in~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex: Oh, Mrs. Garrett, Hi!
Mrs. G: Your mood abotu this changed in a hurry.
Alex: Well, can I tell you something?
Mrs. G: (nods) of course!
Alex: (leaning toward Mrs. G to whisper to her) actually, I'm just happy to see you, this guy scares me......but mom told me about you, so I'm not so afraid of you......but he is just......freaky....
Mrs. G: (laughs)(the Mrs. G laugh...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hallway~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alexis has towels and stuff to put in the rooms.
Alex: (to herself)Why am I doing this? I could have been home right now hanging out with Kay, but am I? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I hadta go and get drunk......yea, I think 1 shot of wodka woulda been enough...instead of, well......ten....ish..
Tisha: (was walking up as she was talking 2 herself) Wow 10 shots?
Alex: (jumps) Oh my gosh you scared me!
Tisha: oh, sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm Tisha, you must be Alexis.
Alex: Yea, Alex, for short.
tisha: So, you are here because your parents are punishing you for getting drunk, huh?
Alex: WHat the??
Tisha: I take after my mom.She was the resident gossip at Eastland, so eavesdropping is one of my FAVORITE things to do as well.
Alex: That's nice to know.
Tisha: I suppose. Hey, listen, when you're ungrounded, you wanna hang out?
Alex: I have friends.
Tisha: Well, I know, but I mean..
Alex: We're two totally different kinda of people.It would never work.
Tisha: Well, whatever....(leaves)
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Sorry guys, that's all I've got.....TTYL! hope you like it!
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Old 04-18-2002, 11:37 PM   #18
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awww poor tisha!! well this rockS!!!!!! add more when you get a chance!
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Old 04-19-2002, 05:22 PM   #19
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WOW!!! This is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Post more as soon as you can!
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Alex: (leaning toward Mrs. G to whisper to her) actually, I'm just happy to see you, this guy scares me......but mom told me about you, so I'm not so afraid of you......but he is just......freaky....
I'd be scared of Mrs G!!!! That hair!! The laugh!!! Ok...I'm done, lol, post more soon!!!!
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Old 04-25-2002, 09:43 PM   #21
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I'd be scared of Mrs G!!!! That hair!! The laugh!!! Ok...I'm done, lol, post more soon!!!!
you are so mean to me..I mean...Mrs. G of course!LOL! anyway, I sat in my tree on Charlotte's birthday(and on the 23rd) and I wrote the following....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~kitchen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
tisha comes in
Mrs. G: Hey, Tisha, you look a little upset.What's wrong?
Tisha: Nothing.
Mrs. G: What was I, born yesterday.(Lauren, if you even make a comment I promise I'll whack you so hard, you'll feel it for a week....)I know something's wrong.What's buggin' ya?
Tisha: You're way too good at this Mrs. G!
Mrs. G: I've had practice.(laughs)
Tisha: No kidding!(laughs) Anyway, it's just that, well, you know, I haven't been making friends very well at Eastland, because everyone already has their cliques and groups. (Mrs. G nods) So, I was hoping I could be friends with Alexis.
Mrs. G: Hoping? Why can't you?
Tisha: Oh, you know, she gave me the whole, " We're completely different" speech. (looks like she's gonna cry)
Mrs. G: (hugs Tisha) She'll come around.
Tisha: (almost crying) I'm not so convinced she will. Are you sure?
Mrs. G: Well, you know, I can't be positive, but most things I set my mind to I get done, and I'm positive I can show hertwo people who were opposites in everyway, but they were BEST friends.
tisha: Aunt Jo and Aunt Blair!
Mrs. G: Yeup.
Tisha: (hugs Mrs. G) Thanks Mrs. G!
Mrs. G: YEUP!(to herself) Where's our dear Alex?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex: (to herself) ya know what? Why did I do that? (Mrs. G starts to walk up behind her) I mean, Tisha seems like a nice girl, but I still can't help thinking..........Oh, well, there's my problem, I'm thinking.
Mrs. G: What's wrong with thinking?
Alex: (jumps) Does everyone around here do that?
Mrs. G: think? Yes, I'm almost positive!
Alex: I wasn't talking about thinking, I was talking about sneaking up behind me and SCARING ME HALF TO DEATH, but, as long as we're on the subject, I'm not so sure Raymond's brain is sharp as a tack 24/7!
Mrs. G: (laughs) so, what were you thinking about?
Alex: Nothing.
Mrs. G: Oy, here we go again!
Alex: Excuse me?
Mrs. G: NEvermind. What were you thinking about? Tisha?
Alex: Look, just cause Tisha talks to you about stuff doesn't mean I have to. Why would I want to talk to some weird old lady I don't even know?
Mrs. G: OK, I'll leave you alone. By the way, don't forget to change the sheets in every room before noon.
Alex: (looks at watch) it's 11:30!
Mrs. G: Better get cracking.
Alex: oh, yea, (sarcasm) How hard can it be?*rolls eyes*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~noon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex closes the door and is standing in the hallway.
Alex: Oy Vey that was soooo hard.How the heck am I suppose to work here for 5 months? I'll never make it.
Mrs. G: Sure you will!
Alex: (jumps) What is your deal?Would you quit?!
Mrs. G: Sorry.
Alex: Yea, I'll bet, look, now that I've make the beds, what do I do?
Mrs. G: Talk to me.
Alex: You're not serious. Just cause I have to work here shouldn't mean I have to talk to you.
Mrs. G: (disappointed) I suppose not. (leaves)
Alex: what is this the Brady Bunch?
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That's it....sorry, I'll try to write more.....tomorrow...I get out of school at noon!!!WOO-HOO!!!Anyway, see ya laters!Hope ya liked it!
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Mrs. G: What was I, born yesterday.(Lauren, if you even make a comment I promise I'll whack you so hard, you'll feel it for a week....)!
Y-*bites tongue* nevamind...POST MORE SOON!!! I'd be sca-*pinches self* if *humming*...I betta just hit "reply" b4 Lizzie hurts me...
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Y-*bites tongue* nevamind...POST MORE SOON!!! I'd be sca-*pinches self* if *humming*...I betta just hit "reply" b4 Lizzie hurts me...
Since Lauren Cant say it i will. Yea Mrs. G was born yesterday wasnt she? (does that cover it lauren)
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Since Lauren Cant say it i will. Yea Mrs. G was born yesterday wasnt she? (does that cover it lauren)
(I dunno if that makes a face or not, BUT.....I am almost crying so there!) you two are so mean to me! All I'm trying to do is be a good fan and stick up for Mrs. G and u just....u just.....keep making fun of her..........WAH!
lol..at any rate...thanks for punishing the class.....now no body gets anymore of my fan fic till...a date that is yet to be determined!..lol...
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(I dunno if that makes a face or not, BUT.....I am almost crying so there!) you two are so mean to me! All I'm trying to do is be a good fan and stick up for Mrs. G and u just....u just.....keep making fun of her..........WAH!
lol..at any rate...thanks for punishing the class.....now no body gets anymore of my fan fic till...a date that is yet to be determined!..lol...
HEY!!! I DIDN'T SAY IT!!! DON'T PUNISH THE PPL!!!!
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Post more for the lil sick gurl with the pink eye...*whimpers* *pathetic face*
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I really like this! I love all the sarcasem(I hope I spelled that right lol!) Cuz thats what I am all about! Anyway post more as soon a you can!
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Post more for the lil sick gurl with the pink eye...*whimpers* *pathetic face*
SHHHHHHH..don't tell, BUT...the real reason I'm not posting more is cause I have to write more....gimme a break, tomorrow's my "not berfday" I wanna enjoy it!

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SHHHHHHH..don't tell, BUT...the real reason I'm not posting more is cause I have to write more....gimme a break, tomorrow's my "not berfday" I wanna enjoy it!
Ok...I'll let ya enjoy your "not" berfday...
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