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Little Dixie Carter · 04-27-2002, 06:26 PM

I love the ones in Mamed and Scenes From A Mall. They are so hillarious.

BeatleMoe · 09-23-2002, 12:45 PM

In Allison's premiere episode, she insults Carlene, who is getting PMS, and passes out on the couch.
Allison: What's wrong with her
Charlene: She's suffering from Premenstrual Cramps.
Allison: You are suffering from PMS?
Carlene: Well actually i call it FTS, Fixin to Start. And we'd generally say that your cousin is visiting. So when Anthony said Julia's cousin was visiting, I thought she was fixing to start. And then you showed up. Isn't that funny?

That was priceless!

BonniesLilCutiePie · 10-05-2002, 03:08 PM

I forgot about that one! That is hillarious!

Georgia's on my Mind · 10-13-2002, 03:21 AM

This is my new favorite one....
Mary Jo: So how did it go?
Charlene: I'll tell you in a minute....... I fell asleep.
Mary Jo: When?
Charlene: I'm not sure.... I think it was right after we said Hello and shook hands.
Julia: How long, did you sleep?
Charlene: I think about 15 minutes.... We were sitting on the sofa in his office you know? talking about putting levalores on the windows and I just sort of nodded off...Sometime after that he woke me up, Apparently I was snoring...
Mary Jo: And ugh then what happened?
Charlene: Then I started crying....
Julia: You started crying?
Charlene: Well each cause I looked down and while I’ve been I was asleep I had gotten these big wet milk spots on the front of my blouse
Suzanne: oh my lord
Charlene: it was just so humiliating
Suzanne: oh my lord
Julia: Suzanne
Charlene: then I just jumped up really quick like and put on my coat
Suzanne: the one with the baby spit on it?
Charlene: that’s right, and thank you Suzanne I didn’t notice till I got there
Mary Jo: And then you left?
Charlene and that when I fell flat on my face in the reception area
Julia: I don’t think I want to hear anymore
Charlene: I probably wouldn’t have fallen but I put my pantyhose so twisted this morning ive been walking like John Wayne all …And then my purse came open, and you know I had that box baby suppository’s in there They just flew everywhere and there I was on my hands and knees wet, sobbing, mascara running down my face, my pantyhose twisted trying to gather up all these little white firecrackers…Two of the secretary’s had to lift me off the floor and help me to my car, or maybe they were throwing me back, I don’t know, I never looked back…

09-23-2002, 12:45 PM	#17
BeatleMoe Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 13, 2002 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 615	In Allison's premiere episode, she insults Carlene, who is getting PMS, and passes out on the couch. Allison: What's wrong with her Charlene: She's suffering from Premenstrual Cramps. Allison: You are suffering from PMS? Carlene: Well actually i call it FTS, Fixin to Start. And we'd generally say that your cousin is visiting. So when Anthony said Julia's cousin was visiting, I thought she was fixing to start. And then you showed up. Isn't that funny? That was priceless!
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10-05-2002, 03:08 PM	#18
BonniesLilCutiePie Ivy Winthrop Crane Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: The Crane Mansion Posts: 1,742	I forgot about that one! That is hillarious!
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04-27-2002, 06:26 PM	#16
Little Dixie Carter Dixie Carter Is #1 Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 778	I love the ones in Mamed and Scenes From A Mall. They are so hillarious.

10-13-2002, 03:21 AM	#19
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	This is my new favorite one.... Mary Jo: So how did it go? Charlene: I'll tell you in a minute....... I fell asleep. Mary Jo: When? Charlene: I'm not sure.... I think it was right after we said Hello and shook hands. Julia: How long, did you sleep? Charlene: I think about 15 minutes.... We were sitting on the sofa in his office you know? talking about putting levalores on the windows and I just sort of nodded off...Sometime after that he woke me up, Apparently I was snoring... Mary Jo: And ugh then what happened? Charlene: Then I started crying.... Julia: You started crying? Charlene: Well each cause I looked down and while I’ve been I was asleep I had gotten these big wet milk spots on the front of my blouse Suzanne: oh my lord Charlene: it was just so humiliating Suzanne: oh my lord Julia: Suzanne Charlene: then I just jumped up really quick like and put on my coat Suzanne: the one with the baby spit on it? Charlene: that’s right, and thank you Suzanne I didn’t notice till I got there Mary Jo: And then you left? Charlene and that when I fell flat on my face in the reception area Julia: I don’t think I want to hear anymore Charlene: I probably wouldn’t have fallen but I put my pantyhose so twisted this morning ive been walking like John Wayne all …And then my purse came open, and you know I had that box baby suppository’s in there They just flew everywhere and there I was on my hands and knees wet, sobbing, mascara running down my face, my pantyhose twisted trying to gather up all these little white firecrackers…Two of the secretary’s had to lift me off the floor and help me to my car, or maybe they were throwing me back, I don’t know, I never looked back…