Rejected Titles...LOL - Page 2 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 05-22-2008, 04:03 PM

Taking a Flying Leap (the General Lee)

Splish Splash (Rosco, Enos and/or Cletus ends up in the water after chasing the Dukes)

My Eyes Adored You (Enos to Daisy)

Tongue-Tied and Hogg-Tied (Enos)

We Will Get Fooled Again...and again and again and again (Boss & co.)

catlover79 · 05-23-2008, 01:40 PM

Daisy-ed & Confused (Enos)

I Will Always Love You (Enos & Daisy)

Days of Moonshine & Daisy

Fit to Be Hogg-Tied (Boss)

He's So Shy (Enos)

Live or Memorex? (Coy & Vance)

Sorry About That Alien Episode

Honkin' "Dixie"

Hood Slidin' Away (Luke)

We're All Wet (the law in the water after chasing the Dukes)

The Boss Meets The Boss (Bruce Springsteen lands in the celebrity speed trap)

ROSCOOOOOO!!!! (Boss & Rosco)

catlover79 · 05-25-2008, 12:20 AM

Enos Joins Mensa

Boss Hogg's Ethics Probe

We Put the "I" in Incompetence (the Hazzard County PD)

YEEEEEEEEHaw-mony.com

You Had Me at YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

I Only Have Eyes for You (Enos & Daisy)

Cletus And Cooter And Cars...Oh My!

Take the Southern Comfort and Run...Within County Lines!

The Long and Winding Dirt Roads

Droolin' Over Daisy (Enos)

PlayOn · 05-26-2008, 02:49 AM

^^^

That's how we do it in Dixie
Get your Dixie fix here (Cooter)
The crooks get crooked
Redneck woman (Daisy)
Moonshine over Hazzard
Drive (for Uncle Jesse) (Bo/Luke/Daisy)

NOTE: the last one is a song by country singer Alan Jackson. it's called Drive (for daddy Gene)

catlover79 · 05-27-2008, 12:02 AM

I Love Daisy

Crazy For Daisy

I Brake For Daisy

Crazy Strate

Strate Shooter

(all of the above starring Enos)

Luck Be a Daisy

Leggy Lady (Daisy)

Hopelessly Devoted to You (Enos & Daisy)

Don't Know Much About Scruples (Boss & Rosco)

Sheriff Durwood the Second (starring Dick Sargent aka Grady Byrd)

Roto Cooter

The Magic Mechanic (Cooter)

Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie (Boss' first dessert of the day)

Hogg Heaven (after Boss' final dessert of the day)

Hogg on a Hog (Boss buys the Harley Corp.)

Money (That's What I Want) (Boss Hogg)

For the Love of Money (starring...guess

)

Punk'd: The JD Hogg & Rosco P. Coltrane Story

Sweet Revenge: Boss Hogg Joins Enron

The Bores' Nest (the replacement Dukes, mechanics, sheriffs)

catlover79 · 05-28-2008, 01:41 PM

Sonny Shroyer Days Ahead

Everybody Loves Daisy (especially Enos)

Dire Strate (Enos)

If I Only Had a Brain (the Hazzard County PD)

Deputy Do-Right (Enos)

catlover79 · 05-28-2008, 11:52 PM

Dixie Sticks

The Strate Story (Enos)

Hazzard Prison Blues

Send in the Clones (the infamous Dukes switch of 1982)

Dirty Hogg-y

The Ugliest "Girls" In Town (Boss & Rosco in drag)

My Fair Daisy (Enos)

***The Dukes take on the Stones***

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction aka The Life of Deputy Enos Strate

Paint It, Orange (General Lee)

Jumpin' Car Flash (General Lee)

You Can't Always Get What You Want (Boss & Rosco are foiled - again)

It's All Over Now (see above)

Sympathy For the Devil aka The Boss Hogg Story

Get Off of My Tail (yet another car chase)

Daisy Tuesday

Honky Tonk Woman (Daisy)

Let's Make Some 'Shine Together

Start Me Up (General Lee)

19th Nervous Car Breakdown

catlover79 · 06-04-2008, 09:48 PM

Even more rejected titles!!

Law But No Order

We Won't Get Fooled Again...Yeah, Right (the law "enforcement" of Hazzard County)

Hapless in Hazzard (see above)

Keystone Kops

The Out(laws)-of-Towners

Midnight Coltrane to Georgia

Hazzard-ous to Your Health

Soul-trane

Gravy Coltrane (Rosco & Flash)

Eating You Out of House & Home! (JD & Lulu Hogg)

A Slap on the Wrist (Rosco trying to sample JD's meals)

Whining & Dining (see above)

Whatever Happened to Baby Cletus?

catlover79 · 03-14-2009, 05:12 PM

Waylon Down South in Dixie

The Goofball Brothers-in-Law (Boss & Rosco)

Eager Enos

On the Dirt Road Again

Coy & Vance Don't Live Here Anymore (aka Bo & Luke Come Home, aka YAY!!!)

Marvo301 · 03-14-2009, 05:48 PM

The Hazzard County Speed Trap Summer Concert Series

The Confederate Cousins

Come Strate Home (Enos leaves for a spin-off)

Uncle Jesse's Cabin

Hatching Plans at the Boar's Nest

Hogg Wild (Boss at mealtime)

Cuff Em and Stuff Em (Roscoe)

Hogg Calling (Boss on the C.B.)

Muscle Cars and T.V. Stars

You Ain't Nothin But a Hound Dog (Flash)

Some of the Best Things in Life Are Free, But You Can Give Them To The Birds and Bees. I Want Money!!! (Boss)

Dixie Chicks (Daisy, Lulu, and Miz Emma Tisdale)

Being Rotten in the South (Boss)

Shepherd to Lost Sheep!

catlover79 · 03-14-2009, 05:55 PM

^

CLASSIC! Marv, you are a natural at Rejected Titles!!

Marvo301 · 03-14-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

^

CLASSIC! Marv, you are a natural at Rejected Titles!!

Thanks Monika! I don't know about being a natural but I sure have fun with it!

catlover79 · 03-14-2009, 06:17 PM

Catfish & Chips

Uncle Jesse is Always Right

Everybody Plays the Fool (Boss, Rosco, Enos & Cletus)

Marvo301 · 03-14-2009, 06:36 PM

Driving Miss Daisy (Daisy rides with the boys in the General Lee)

Down on the Farm (where Uncle Jesse often is)

I'll Fly Away (jumping the General over the creek)

Splashdown (Roscoe lands in the creek)

You're Fired (almost a weekly occurrence for Roscoe!)

Roscoe and Enos and Cletus Oh My!

Too Many Deputies (Enos and Cletus)

Don't be Coy {or Vance} (we prefer Bo and Luke!)

catlover79 · 03-14-2009, 07:21 PM

This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both of Us (Enos and Cletus)

Worth His Weight in Gold (Cooter the mechanic)

To Dream the Impossible Dream (Daisy & Enos finally get together and married - for good!!)

Durwood's Deputy (Enos working for Sheriff Grady Byrd, played by Dick Sargent)

You Bet Your Catfish Hushpuppies!

05-22-2008, 04:03 PM	#16
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Taking a Flying Leap (the General Lee) Splish Splash (Rosco, Enos and/or Cletus ends up in the water after chasing the Dukes) My Eyes Adored You (Enos to Daisy) Tongue-Tied and Hogg-Tied (Enos) We Will Get Fooled Again...and again and again and again (Boss & co.)
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05-26-2008, 02:49 AM	#19
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	^^^ That's how we do it in Dixie Get your Dixie fix here (Cooter) The crooks get crooked Redneck woman (Daisy) Moonshine over Hazzard Drive (for Uncle Jesse) (Bo/Luke/Daisy) NOTE: the last one is a song by country singer Alan Jackson. it's called Drive (for daddy Gene)
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03-14-2009, 05:48 PM	#25
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,460	The Hazzard County Speed Trap Summer Concert Series The Confederate Cousins Come Strate Home (Enos leaves for a spin-off) Uncle Jesse's Cabin Hatching Plans at the Boar's Nest Hogg Wild (Boss at mealtime) Cuff Em and Stuff Em (Roscoe) Hogg Calling (Boss on the C.B.) Muscle Cars and T.V. Stars You Ain't Nothin But a Hound Dog (Flash) Some of the Best Things in Life Are Free, But You Can Give Them To The Birds and Bees. I Want Money!!! (Boss) Dixie Chicks (Daisy, Lulu, and Miz Emma Tisdale) Being Rotten in the South (Boss) Shepherd to Lost Sheep!
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05-23-2008, 01:40 PM	#17
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Daisy-ed & Confused (Enos) I Will Always Love You (Enos & Daisy) Days of Moonshine & Daisy Fit to Be Hogg-Tied (Boss) He's So Shy (Enos) Live or Memorex? (Coy & Vance) Sorry About That Alien Episode Honkin' "Dixie" Hood Slidin' Away (Luke) We're All Wet (the law in the water after chasing the Dukes) The Boss Meets The Boss (Bruce Springsteen lands in the celebrity speed trap) ROSCOOOOOO!!!! (Boss & Rosco)

05-25-2008, 12:20 AM	#18
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Enos Joins Mensa Boss Hogg's Ethics Probe We Put the "I" in Incompetence (the Hazzard County PD) YEEEEEEEEHaw-mony.com You Had Me at YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW! I Only Have Eyes for You (Enos & Daisy) Cletus And Cooter And Cars...Oh My! Take the Southern Comfort and Run...Within County Lines! The Long and Winding Dirt Roads Droolin' Over Daisy (Enos)

05-27-2008, 12:02 AM	#20
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I Love Daisy Crazy For Daisy I Brake For Daisy Crazy Strate Strate Shooter (all of the above starring Enos) Luck Be a Daisy Leggy Lady (Daisy) Hopelessly Devoted to You (Enos & Daisy) Don't Know Much About Scruples (Boss & Rosco) Sheriff Durwood the Second (starring Dick Sargent aka Grady Byrd) Roto Cooter The Magic Mechanic (Cooter) Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie (Boss' first dessert of the day) Hogg Heaven (after Boss' final dessert of the day) Hogg on a Hog (Boss buys the Harley Corp.) Money (That's What I Want) (Boss Hogg) For the Love of Money (starring...guess ) Punk'd: The JD Hogg & Rosco P. Coltrane Story Sweet Revenge: Boss Hogg Joins Enron The Bores' Nest (the replacement Dukes, mechanics, sheriffs)

05-28-2008, 01:41 PM	#21
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Sonny Shroyer Days Ahead Everybody Loves Daisy (especially Enos) Dire Strate (Enos) If I Only Had a Brain (the Hazzard County PD) Deputy Do-Right (Enos)

05-28-2008, 11:52 PM	#22
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Dixie Sticks The Strate Story (Enos) Hazzard Prison Blues Send in the Clones (the infamous Dukes switch of 1982) Dirty Hogg-y The Ugliest "Girls" In Town (Boss & Rosco in drag) My Fair Daisy (Enos) *The Dukes take on the Stones* (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction aka The Life of Deputy Enos Strate Paint It, Orange (General Lee) Jumpin' Car Flash (General Lee) You Can't Always Get What You Want (Boss & Rosco are foiled - again) It's All Over Now (see above) Sympathy For the Devil aka The Boss Hogg Story Get Off of My Tail (yet another car chase) Daisy Tuesday Honky Tonk Woman (Daisy) Let's Make Some 'Shine Together Start Me Up (General Lee) 19th Nervous Car Breakdown

06-04-2008, 09:48 PM	#23
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Even more rejected titles!! Law But No Order We Won't Get Fooled Again...Yeah, Right (the law "enforcement" of Hazzard County) Hapless in Hazzard (see above) Keystone Kops The Out(laws)-of-Towners Midnight Coltrane to Georgia Hazzard-ous to Your Health Soul-trane Gravy Coltrane (Rosco & Flash) Eating You Out of House & Home! (JD & Lulu Hogg) A Slap on the Wrist (Rosco trying to sample JD's meals) Whining & Dining (see above) Whatever Happened to Baby Cletus?

03-14-2009, 05:12 PM	#24
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Waylon Down South in Dixie The Goofball Brothers-in-Law (Boss & Rosco) Eager Enos On the Dirt Road Again Coy & Vance Don't Live Here Anymore (aka Bo & Luke Come Home, aka YAY!!!)

03-14-2009, 05:55 PM	#26
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ CLASSIC! Marv, you are a natural at Rejected Titles!!

03-14-2009, 06:17 PM	#28
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Catfish & Chips Uncle Jesse is Always Right Everybody Plays the Fool (Boss, Rosco, Enos & Cletus)

03-14-2009, 06:36 PM	#29
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,460	Driving Miss Daisy (Daisy rides with the boys in the General Lee) Down on the Farm (where Uncle Jesse often is) I'll Fly Away (jumping the General over the creek) Splashdown (Roscoe lands in the creek) You're Fired (almost a weekly occurrence for Roscoe!) Roscoe and Enos and Cletus Oh My! Too Many Deputies (Enos and Cletus) Don't be Coy {or Vance} (we prefer Bo and Luke!)

03-14-2009, 07:21 PM	#30
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both of Us (Enos and Cletus) Worth His Weight in Gold (Cooter the mechanic) To Dream the Impossible Dream (Daisy & Enos finally get together and married - for good!!) Durwood's Deputy (Enos working for Sheriff Grady Byrd, played by Dick Sargent) You Bet Your Catfish Hushpuppies!