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Old 12-29-2000, 05:51 PM   #16
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Ok, let me brainstorm a while...
(((Blair's room. Jo comes in, after having Rick sneak her down there)))
J: Hi, Blair.
B: Oh, hi, Jo.
J: Uh... how are you?
B: I've been better. You?
J: The same. Blair, I have something to tell you.
B: I have something to tell you.
J: You first. You're older.
B: Please, age before beauty.
J: That's why I said you go first. Blair, I...the accident was my fault, no one elses.
B: Tell me something I don't know! Just kidding! I'm sorry for getting on your case last-when was it?
J: I don't even remember.
B: Anyway, I'm sorry. What was it that you wanted to tell me?
J: It's not important.
B: No, tell me. I wanna know.
J: No, you don't. You'll just be disappointed at me. But, since...
B: Let me take a stab in the dark at this...you're guilty? (Jo shakes her head) No? Lonely? (jokingly) Pregnant?
J: Well, I'm just gonna go. (turns to leave)
B: Stop. Turn. Explain. Jo...
J: See? I told you that you would be disappionted in me.
B: I'm not disappointed in you, Jo. Im FURIOUS at you! What did the others say?
J: I haven't told them yet.
B: Well, when are you gonna tell them? Nine months from now when you're in labor? "Oh, by the way, did I happen to mention that I was pregnant?"
J: Blair, I have to go...promise me that you won't tell anyone about this! Do you promise?
B: I guess. What else can I do?
J: Just keep your mouth shut!
To be continued... mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! :::evil grin::: :O
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Old 12-29-2000, 06:13 PM   #17
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so.......blair's doing better i see.....thatz good....anyway....why is she so mad that jo's pregnant? Well whatever...i'll just wait and see...
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Old 12-29-2000, 07:04 PM   #18
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JoBonnor161 i dont know where you live but ill find out so i can hunt you down and kill you if you dont write more soon grrr
hehe just kidding this script is the best one ive read yet
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Old 12-29-2000, 07:23 PM   #19
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this is awesome, KEEP GOING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-30-2000, 12:48 AM   #20
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(((Jo's room the nextmorning)))
MG: Jo Polniaczek!
J: Mrs. Garrett?!?
MG: How could you do this to me?
N: We just went to see Blair.
J: She just couldn't keep her big mouth shut could she? I'm gonna wait 'till she gets better then kill her!
R: Excuse us for a moment! I take it that you told Blair last night?
J: Right! I also told her to keep her mouth shut and not to tell anyone! God, I could KILL her!
R: I hope our kid is just like you! No, I can see the headlines now; "Mother and Child Arrested for Killing Princess Blair"
J: Are you tryin' to make me feel better? (he nods) It's not workin'! Except the killing part. (puts hand on stomach) Do you wanna help? Good! Get them in here!
T: We're here!
MG: What do you have to say for yourself?
J: Mrs. G, I an't cover up for what I did. But I will make it through this and I will survive. Do you have any words of wisdom?
MG: (the Beatles song "Let it Be" starts playing.) Let it be!
--------the end--------
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Old 12-30-2000, 11:12 AM   #21
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That was so GREAT

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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
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Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
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Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
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Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
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Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Pippa:Frannie
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
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Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
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Old 12-30-2000, 12:43 PM   #22
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Totally awesome! MAn the suspense....the action....the on the edge of your seat story! Wow you guys are goo!

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Jo: Well I'm startin.

Nat: Where'd ya get the beer?

Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey.
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Old 12-30-2000, 02:13 PM   #23
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Best fanfic ever! GREAT job!
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Old 07-16-2001, 03:25 PM   #24
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That was a great fanfic!

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Old 07-16-2001, 04:35 PM   #25
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:::gasp::: Someone replied to our topic, K! Wow! :P hehee, thanx, I had totally forgotten about this fic! I think it was the first one I posted, I dunno. And K had better read this, I think she'll be suprised, too! Well, thanx y'all for liking this story!

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