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Bonsai · 08-20-2007, 11:13 PM

An odd question, but I'm game...

Gilligan(0) innocent and not interested
Skipper(5) he was in the navy and he's been around a while
Mr. Howell(4) he's rich and Ivy League--scored when young, but none of them meant anything until Lovey and he's never cheated
Mrs. Howell(2) she's reserved and proper, but she's human and was young once
Ginger(8) NOT thinking casting couch slut here...she just loves men..and serial monogamy
Professor(1) he tried it---liked it, but not as much as intellectual things
Mary Ann(2) she's moral and pure, but at least a couple of guys were "special enough"

The real answer, though, is that we have no idea---and it's really totally outside the context of the show!

lm · 08-22-2007, 07:16 PM

Sorry to those who were so upset by this question--if you look through many of the old threads, there are much less "innocent" things said at times! I was merely treating the characters as actual people and wondering what you would see them as in terms of their lives before the shipwreck--who they were/are with respect to this area of life, where they are coming from. I don't personally believe if they had had some, many or no sexual encounters it would make them less likeable, I was merely asking how you saw them if you had to think about it--of course we don't "know," but there's no need to ask this about "Seinfeld" because they've probably discussed that enough on the show itself--the GI characters are still supposed to be people. But to give you some answers other people gave me on this:
Gilligan: 1-3; 3-4; 0-1
Skipper: 25-35; 10-15; 1-7
Thirston: 5-7; a few; 1
Lovey: 1; 1; 1
Ginger: 15-25; 6-8; 10-20
Professor: 3-5; 5-7; 1-2
Maryann: 0; 0; 0

Mikado · 08-22-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonsai

The real answer, though, is that we have no idea---and it's really totally outside the context of the show!

, what more is there to say?

mrs.gingerhinkley · 08-22-2007, 07:42 PM

hey.

no offense intended Im!

you always have interesting threads.

I just don't really think about that, um... kind of stuff

but... everyone's entitled

but. for one thing, if i may say.

I do not agree with Gilligan's numbers...

hmm...
wut about after the shipwreck???

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!
let's not go there as well...

Mikado · 08-22-2007, 07:50 PM

perfect pic choice!

mrs.gingerhinkley · 08-23-2007, 02:42 PM

^yep. typical Gilligan!

Mikado · 08-23-2007, 03:09 PM

The thread is like the killer in a "slasher flick".........everytime you think it's finally dead, and everyone can go back to their happy, confortable lives, it suddenly comes back to life and begins to wreak more havoc!!!

T-Greg · 08-23-2007, 04:40 PM

Actually, the "Three Hour Tour" was a front for a swinging singles gig. Skipper and Gilligan had been running this hedonistic operation for years! Mr. and Mrs. Howell had enough money to buy their way in, while Maryann and Ginger were part of it for....well, obvious reasons! The professor was in it to conduct an experiment on social behavior....or so he says. The university was paying him for it.

Harold Hecuba · 08-24-2007, 03:17 AM

Gee, isn't anyone else curious about how many monkeys Gladys shtooped back in the day?

I mean she was Miss Castaway after all.

(and yes, you'll be hearing more from me soon)

mrs.gingerhinkley · 08-24-2007, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

The thread is like the killer in a "slasher flick".........everytime you think it's finally dead, and everyone can go back to their happy, confortable lives, it suddenly comes back to life and begins to wreak more havoc!!!

TO TRUE MIKADO!!!

omg HH....

Gladys.... omy golly...

Janice · 08-24-2007, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonsai

An odd question, but I'm game...

Gilligan(0) innocent and not interested
Skipper(5) he was in the navy and he's been around a while
Mr. Howell(4) he's rich and Ivy League--scored when young, but none of them meant anything until Lovey and he's never cheated
Mrs. Howell(2) she's reserved and proper, but she's human and was young once
Ginger(8) NOT thinking casting couch slut here...she just loves men..and serial monogamy
Professor(1) he tried it---liked it, but not as much as intellectual things
Mary Ann(2) she's moral and pure, but at least a couple of guys were "special enough"

The real answer, though, is that we have no idea---and it's really totally outside the context of the show!

I agree with your answers, except for Gilligan. I think he had a little bit of a past. Not much though.

Janice · 08-24-2007, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lm

Sorry to those who were so upset by this question--if you look through many of the old threads, there are much less "innocent" things said at times!

There's nothing wrong with your question. We're all adults, and the question was tame. If it bothers anyone, nobody's forcing them to read the thread or participate.

lm · 09-08-2007, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonsai

An odd question, but I'm game...

Gilligan(0) innocent and not interested
Skipper(5) he was in the navy and he's been around a while
Mr. Howell(4) he's rich and Ivy League--scored when young, but none of them meant anything until Lovey and he's never cheated
Mrs. Howell(2) she's reserved and proper, but she's human and was young once
Ginger(8) NOT thinking casting couch slut here...she just loves men..and serial monogamy
Professor(1) he tried it---liked it, but not as much as intellectual things
Mary Ann(2) she's moral and pure, but at least a couple of guys were "special enough"

The real answer, though, is that we have no idea---and it's really totally outside the context of the show!

Thanks, Bonsai, for biting the bullet, as it turned out to be ( I didn't think people would be as shocked as they were!) and answering my question. I figured I'd reply to the numbers you presented with my own response. GILLIGAN: I disagree with the not interested part, as for the "innocent," I do think that is possible--but if I had to bet a quarter with Thirston (we all know how that can turn out!), I think he has a little experience.
SKIPPER: I'd guess alot more than 5. THIRSTON: Yes, I agree--Ivy League, college guys "scoring" somewhat. LOVEY: Again, I think 1 or 2 is possible but, if I bet my quarter, I'd say very proper, interested in making a good match for herself--0. GINGER: I
don't think she's a "casting couch" woman, either, but I'd venture to put her numbers a little higher. PROFESSOR: I agree, a bit of experience, but I think it was probably a bit more than that--a small number of relationships with college/grad school/academic girlfriends, maybe a small number of casual encounters. MARYANN: I think if she had been older than the 19 that she was I would agree with your 2 but, given her age in conjunction with her temperament, I think we first met her when she was still holding out for the man she would marry.

Céline · 09-13-2007, 01:32 PM

Alright,I'll play too

Gilligan:1-he probably done it with the girl name Florence.We know that he kissed her at least once.She's the girl that he won the record for the most longest kiss with).She had braces and her bubble gum was stuck in it

The skipper:10-he's a sailor and I'm pretty he had many wild nights.

Mr.Howell:5-before he met Lovey.

Mrs.Howell:1- his name was Mark Maremsy.She made Thurston jalous with him and beleive she dated him before she met her husband.

Ginger:5-She flirts alot but,I don't think she has dated that much men that she pretend to.

The professor:2-his first crush when he was a teenager then he moved away.
His second love probably one of who he almost married but,didn't work.He spend too much time working on his experiments.

Mary Ann:1-her fiancé Herbert from the movie then she went on 3 hour tour and you know the rest.

08-20-2007, 11:13 PM	#16
Bonsai Gilligan Ambassador Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 12, 2005 Posts: 356	An odd question, but I'm game... Gilligan(0) innocent and not interested Skipper(5) he was in the navy and he's been around a while Mr. Howell(4) he's rich and Ivy League--scored when young, but none of them meant anything until Lovey and he's never cheated Mrs. Howell(2) she's reserved and proper, but she's human and was young once Ginger(8) NOT thinking casting couch slut here...she just loves men..and serial monogamy Professor(1) he tried it---liked it, but not as much as intellectual things Mary Ann(2) she's moral and pure, but at least a couple of guys were "special enough" The real answer, though, is that we have no idea---and it's really totally outside the context of the show!
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08-22-2007, 07:42 PM	#19
mrs.gingerhinkley Bette Davis Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,478	hey. no offense intended Im! you always have interesting threads. I just don't really think about that, um... kind of stuff but... everyone's entitled but. for one thing, if i may say. I do not agree with Gilligan's numbers... hmm... wut about after the shipwreck??? JUST KIDDING!!!!!! let's not go there as well... Attached Images
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08-22-2007, 07:16 PM	#17
lm Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 29, 2006 Location: New York Posts: 469	Sorry to those who were so upset by this question--if you look through many of the old threads, there are much less "innocent" things said at times! I was merely treating the characters as actual people and wondering what you would see them as in terms of their lives before the shipwreck--who they were/are with respect to this area of life, where they are coming from. I don't personally believe if they had had some, many or no sexual encounters it would make them less likeable, I was merely asking how you saw them if you had to think about it--of course we don't "know," but there's no need to ask this about "Seinfeld" because they've probably discussed that enough on the show itself--the GI characters are still supposed to be people. But to give you some answers other people gave me on this: Gilligan: 1-3; 3-4; 0-1 Skipper: 25-35; 10-15; 1-7 Thirston: 5-7; a few; 1 Lovey: 1; 1; 1 Ginger: 15-25; 6-8; 10-20 Professor: 3-5; 5-7; 1-2 Maryann: 0; 0; 0

08-22-2007, 07:50 PM	#20
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	perfect pic choice!

08-23-2007, 02:42 PM	#21
mrs.gingerhinkley Bette Davis Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,478	^yep. typical Gilligan!

08-23-2007, 03:09 PM	#22
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	The thread is like the killer in a "slasher flick".........everytime you think it's finally dead, and everyone can go back to their happy, confortable lives, it suddenly comes back to life and begins to wreak more havoc!!!

08-23-2007, 04:40 PM	#23
T-Greg Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,713	Actually, the "Three Hour Tour" was a front for a swinging singles gig. Skipper and Gilligan had been running this hedonistic operation for years! Mr. and Mrs. Howell had enough money to buy their way in, while Maryann and Ginger were part of it for....well, obvious reasons! The professor was in it to conduct an experiment on social behavior....or so he says. The university was paying him for it.

08-24-2007, 03:17 AM	#24
Harold Hecuba Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 17, 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 89	Gee, isn't anyone else curious about how many monkeys Gladys shtooped back in the day? I mean she was Miss Castaway after all. (and yes, you'll be hearing more from me soon)

09-13-2007, 01:32 PM	#29
Céline Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 29, 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,606	Alright,I'll play too Gilligan:1-he probably done it with the girl name Florence.We know that he kissed her at least once.She's the girl that he won the record for the most longest kiss with).She had braces and her bubble gum was stuck in it The skipper:10-he's a sailor and I'm pretty he had many wild nights. Mr.Howell:5-before he met Lovey. Mrs.Howell:1- his name was Mark Maremsy.She made Thurston jalous with him and beleive she dated him before she met her husband. Ginger:5-She flirts alot but,I don't think she has dated that much men that she pretend to. The professor:2-his first crush when he was a teenager then he moved away. His second love probably one of who he almost married but,didn't work.He spend too much time working on his experiments. Mary Ann:1-her fiancé Herbert from the movie then she went on 3 hour tour and you know the rest.