Things We Learned From The Brady Bunch! (i.e Quotes, Life-Lessons, Philosophy etc.) - Page 2 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Jack1000 · 02-19-2007, 12:26 AM

38. Call the doctor at the first sign of a sneeze or upset stomach!

39. Doctors are "right there" to come over, make immediate house-calls, like they have nothing else to do!

40. When you win or lose a game, get promoted at a job, or get rewarded for just about anything........eat cake!!! LOL!

41. Hungarian Ghoulosh was made American when Zsa-Zsa Gabor became a citizen

42. A party is a sure cure for the blues

43. If you win a contest and have to go somewhere to claim your prize, it's important that you know how to drive!

44. Ranchero's is Spanish for "Flame Thrower."

Jack

Jack1000 · 02-19-2007, 05:15 PM

45. Being an authority at school does not give one the same authority at home.

46. If you want your parents to live by "exact words," be prepared yourself to live by the same rules.

47. Eating popcorn isn't really eating if you're just after the prizes.

48. Bobby and Cindy may have little legs but they go awfully fast!

49. Haskell's Ice Cream Shop has 29 flavors.

50. Bobby's favorite desert is "Strawberry Tall Cake."

51. Peter had the most jobs of any Brady kid:

A. Bike repairman at Martinelli's Bike Shop
B. Counter-Man at Haskell's Ice Cream Shop
C. Pizza guy at the Leaning Tower of Pizza

Jack

Johnny be good! · 02-24-2007, 11:41 AM

After my first years of watching this show and its specials, I learned alot of important things that prevented me from making some the worst mistakes people always make.

Jack1000 · 03-02-2007, 12:40 AM

52. Have "House of Cards" contests to settle family disputes!

53. Giving your dog a bath won't stop an allergic reaction to him. But give him a bath anyway.

54. Within about 30 seconds (or less), you can determine whether or not someone is allergic to anything!

55. Make records of all the illnesses anyone in the family ever had on a chalkboard. If you have a pet, make a column for the vet as well!

56. When calling your kids all at once, call them from oldest to youngest!

57. If you have kids in the same room that are asleep, they will always wake up at EXACTLY the same time!

58. If you get a pay-phone in your house, make sure your have extra change when you make your calls or the operator may cut you off!

59. Pet stores may have a lot of white rabbits but not orange ones!

60. Carl Mahakian is a quitter!

Jack

Anna Karenina · 03-03-2007, 02:52 PM

Mrs.Next Door Neighbor Racist makes Archie Bunker look like a liberal...

You have already filled out the paperwork at the orphan mart, so we'll throw in the black and Asian kid because they are BEST FRIENDS with the white kid!!! (THREE MUSKETEERS!)

Find out what you do best and do your best with it

That'll do, Bob...

Singing is not for sissies; exhibit A...Deacon Jones

Always pull a Charlie Chan in the courtroom

Davy Jones may come to your rescue but his long haired, long faced producer will only shake his head and promise to send you his latest record

even though your Dad is gay, he can still sex up your Mom and keep that freaking smile on her face

No matter if it may affect the outcome of the House of Cards you must NEVER NEVER NEVER remove that pesky charm bracelet.

Give the housekeeper the cold shoulder when she falls out of line.

Too much custard makes too much Marcia!!!

If at first you don't succeed, TRY , TRY again!!!

Strawberries, when cooked, have no odor, (Robert Reed reference)!!!

Ohio8 · 04-10-2007, 12:01 PM

Mike: "Reasoning. Calm, cool reasoning."
Craol: "Sometimes when we lose. We win."

tdr · 04-10-2007, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame X

2. You can fill a station wagon with gas and buy sodas for 9 people for under $10.

I watched the Grand Canyon episodes not long ago, and the grand total for that was $4.60! Do times change, or what?

Rich3 · 04-10-2007, 10:30 PM

Ancient relics found in Hawaii are not just toys for our amusement.

James · 04-14-2007, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tdr

I watched the Grand Canyon episodes not long ago, and the grand total for that was $4.60! Do times change, or what?

I saw the Grand Canyon trilogy on my Season 3 DVD, and I remember the scene of Mike at the gas station with the station wagon, and somehow I recall him being quoted $6.50. I also remember that scene was cut from Nick(ed) at Nite and TVLand.

NotMyNewsChannel3 · 04-17-2007, 09:32 AM

61. A perm and a 40-year old male do NOT mix.

Jack1000 · 06-09-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotMyNewsChannel3

61. A perm and a 40-year old male do NOT mix.

62. A wise man forgets his anger before he lies down to sleep.

63. Whatever goes up, sure as heck, comes down!

64. NEVER OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR, without asking who it is!

65. You can't take a step forward, with both feet still on the ground.

66. The new Olympic record for messing up a kitchen is under two hours.

Jack

Scoobiedoo30 · 06-09-2007, 09:17 PM

easy one for me Dont Play Ball in The House

mlingerfelt · 06-09-2007, 09:45 PM

there is no such thing as a jinx. and even when you are arrested you make one call and that is to your lawyer. Greg and Peters friend Gordy.

SKay · 06-10-2007, 11:25 PM

We women should take our purses everywhere we go. They may come in handy when we least expect it--like when we need to break out of jail.

Jack1000 · 06-11-2007, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack1000

62. A wise man forgets his anger before he lies down to sleep.

63. Whatever goes up, sure as heck, comes down!

64. NEVER OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR, without asking who it is!

65. You can't take a step forward, with both feet still on the ground.

66. The new Olympic record for messing up a kitchen is under two hours.

Jack

67. Magic tricks can cure one's fear of the dark. Buy a disappearing cabinet or an instruction kit on building one. Just make sure your assistant reappears when they are supposed to and doesn't sneak out the secret door!

68. Don't use haylofts for snow to simulate skiing practice or you might get splinters.

Jack

02-19-2007, 12:26 AM	#16
Jack1000 Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2001 Posts: 2,055	38. Call the doctor at the first sign of a sneeze or upset stomach! 39. Doctors are "right there" to come over, make immediate house-calls, like they have nothing else to do! 40. When you win or lose a game, get promoted at a job, or get rewarded for just about anything........eat cake!!! LOL! 41. Hungarian Ghoulosh was made American when Zsa-Zsa Gabor became a citizen 42. A party is a sure cure for the blues 43. If you win a contest and have to go somewhere to claim your prize, it's important that you know how to drive! 44. Ranchero's is Spanish for "Flame Thrower." Jack
	Last edited by Jack1000; 02-19-2007 at 05:06 PM.

03-03-2007, 02:52 PM	#20
Anna Karenina Member Forum Star Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 10,086	Mrs.Next Door Neighbor Racist makes Archie Bunker look like a liberal... You have already filled out the paperwork at the orphan mart, so we'll throw in the black and Asian kid because they are BEST FRIENDS with the white kid!!! (THREE MUSKETEERS!) Find out what you do best and do your best with it That'll do, Bob... Singing is not for sissies; exhibit A...Deacon Jones Always pull a Charlie Chan in the courtroom Davy Jones may come to your rescue but his long haired, long faced producer will only shake his head and promise to send you his latest record even though your Dad is gay, he can still sex up your Mom and keep that freaking smile on her face No matter if it may affect the outcome of the House of Cards you must NEVER NEVER NEVER remove that pesky charm bracelet. Give the housekeeper the cold shoulder when she falls out of line. Too much custard makes too much Marcia!!! If at first you don't succeed, TRY , TRY again!!! Strawberries, when cooked, have no odor, (Robert Reed reference)!!!
	Last edited by Anna Karenina; 03-03-2007 at 07:26 PM.

04-10-2007, 12:01 PM	#21
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 19,009	Mike: "Reasoning. Calm, cool reasoning." Craol: "Sometimes when we lose. We win."
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06-09-2007, 09:17 PM	#27
Scoobiedoo30 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jun 27, 2002 Location: KENNER, LOUISIANA Posts: 27,658	easy one for me Dont Play Ball in The House
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02-19-2007, 05:15 PM	#17
Jack1000 Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2001 Posts: 2,055	45. Being an authority at school does not give one the same authority at home. 46. If you want your parents to live by "exact words," be prepared yourself to live by the same rules. 47. Eating popcorn isn't really eating if you're just after the prizes. 48. Bobby and Cindy may have little legs but they go awfully fast! 49. Haskell's Ice Cream Shop has 29 flavors. 50. Bobby's favorite desert is "Strawberry Tall Cake." 51. Peter had the most jobs of any Brady kid: A. Bike repairman at Martinelli's Bike Shop B. Counter-Man at Haskell's Ice Cream Shop C. Pizza guy at the Leaning Tower of Pizza Jack

02-24-2007, 11:41 AM	#18
Johnny be good! Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18, 2007 Location: Westland, Michigan Posts: 1,635	After my first years of watching this show and its specials, I learned alot of important things that prevented me from making some the worst mistakes people always make.

03-02-2007, 12:40 AM	#19
Jack1000 Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2001 Posts: 2,055	52. Have "House of Cards" contests to settle family disputes! 53. Giving your dog a bath won't stop an allergic reaction to him. But give him a bath anyway. 54. Within about 30 seconds (or less), you can determine whether or not someone is allergic to anything! 55. Make records of all the illnesses anyone in the family ever had on a chalkboard. If you have a pet, make a column for the vet as well! 56. When calling your kids all at once, call them from oldest to youngest! 57. If you have kids in the same room that are asleep, they will always wake up at EXACTLY the same time! 58. If you get a pay-phone in your house, make sure your have extra change when you make your calls or the operator may cut you off! 59. Pet stores may have a lot of white rabbits but not orange ones! 60. Carl Mahakian is a quitter! Jack

04-10-2007, 10:30 PM	#23
Rich3 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 10, 2005 Posts: 704	Ancient relics found in Hawaii are not just toys for our amusement.

04-17-2007, 09:32 AM	#25
NotMyNewsChannel3 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 05, 2007 Location: Hertford, NC Posts: 84	61. A perm and a 40-year old male do NOT mix.

06-09-2007, 09:45 PM	#28
mlingerfelt Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 16, 2005 Posts: 549	there is no such thing as a jinx. and even when you are arrested you make one call and that is to your lawyer. Greg and Peters friend Gordy.

06-10-2007, 11:25 PM	#29
SKay Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 27, 2003 Posts: 322	We women should take our purses everywhere we go. They may come in handy when we least expect it--like when we need to break out of jail.