Caption Contest 2 - Page 2 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Lamont · 08-01-2006, 06:31 PM

"If you think my HANDS are big..... BOOOOYYYYYY have i got a shocker for you!!!!"

darkmanj26104 · 08-01-2006, 11:18 PM

Sadly Sung Li knew he had inherited the dreaded Hulk Disease. But why hadn't he turned green? Why did it only affect the hands? He then went to the restroom. Upon taking 20 minutes to drop his pants, he looked down. "Oh no", he thought. "Now how will I get a date for prom"

Dragonbear · 08-02-2006, 03:34 PM

You think you've got it rough? Try being me and keeping Two pimp hands strong

Lex Luthor · 08-02-2006, 04:04 PM

I thought grandma said "if you don't stop you'll go blind", I can see fine but ....

savageamusement · 08-03-2006, 06:18 AM

jie3 · 08-03-2006, 09:05 PM

Dave felt that there was a bit of a mis-match in the office Thumb Wrestling championship.

Dragonbear · 08-03-2006, 11:00 PM

Don't worry, I know this like the back of my hand.

jie3 · 08-03-2006, 11:31 PM

No! I said go to the mail room and get a couple of large rubber BANDS!....

digitalmonkey · 08-04-2006, 09:43 AM

Responding to the wanted ad, Dave did not make a good first impression by saying, "I'm here for the hand job."

savageamusement · 08-05-2006, 11:00 AM

OKay everybody...great great entries here.
Contest is now over- thanks for all the submissions.
I will take the day and review them all and TRY to come up with a winner-
Which is going to be hard.

Stay Tuned for the announcment and of course the next Caption

savageamusement · 08-06-2006, 12:02 AM

That was a tough choice..but I gotta go with Padre on this round.
For those who missed it his caption was"

Quote:

Originally Posted by padre

When karate instructor Hung Wi applied the growth hormone to his genitals, he missed the critical instructions saying "wear latex gloves when applying"

Some really great entries, and I love all the partipation
and of course all the humor you guys have

Stay tuned for the next contest !!

padre · 08-06-2006, 01:54 PM

I knew my warped sense of humor would finally pay off!

loren · 08-06-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padre

I knew my warped sense of humor would finally pay off!

i hope you enjoy your prize

a slightly used pair of latex gloves

digitalmonkey · 08-06-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loren

i hope you enjoy your prize

a slightly used pair of latex gloves

A step up from the "almost worn through" ones he's been using, I'm sure.

08-01-2006, 06:31 PM	#16
Lamont Lamont says Smile! Forum Veteran Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Deep in the Heart of Nowhere Posts: 5,217	...... "If you think my HANDS are big..... BOOOOYYYYYY have i got a shocker for you!!!!"
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08-01-2006, 11:18 PM	#17
darkmanj26104 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 07, 2005 Location: West Virginia Posts: 254	Hulk Disease Sadly Sung Li knew he had inherited the dreaded Hulk Disease. But why hadn't he turned green? Why did it only affect the hands? He then went to the restroom. Upon taking 20 minutes to drop his pants, he looked down. "Oh no", he thought. "Now how will I get a date for prom"

08-02-2006, 03:34 PM	#18
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08-02-2006, 04:04 PM	#19
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	I thought grandma said "if you don't stop you'll go blind", I can see fine but ....
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08-03-2006, 06:18 AM	#20
savageamusement Cutest Couch Potato Senior Member Join Date: Oct 21, 2003 Posts: 2,103	lol
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08-03-2006, 09:05 PM	#21
jie3 Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 13, 2005 Location: HOME OF THE BRAVE! Posts: 1,057	Dave felt that there was a bit of a mis-match in the office Thumb Wrestling championship.
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08-03-2006, 11:00 PM	#22
Dragonbear balibt eisl kuschn Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2005 Posts: 224	Don't worry, I know this like the back of my hand.

08-03-2006, 11:31 PM	#23
jie3 Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 13, 2005 Location: HOME OF THE BRAVE! Posts: 1,057	No! I said go to the mail room and get a couple of large rubber BANDS!....

08-04-2006, 09:43 AM	#24
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08-05-2006, 11:00 AM	#25
savageamusement Cutest Couch Potato Senior Member Join Date: Oct 21, 2003 Posts: 2,103	CONTEST END OKay everybody...great great entries here. Contest is now over- thanks for all the submissions. I will take the day and review them all and TRY to come up with a winner- Which is going to be hard. Stay Tuned for the announcment and of course the next Caption

08-06-2006, 01:54 PM	#27
padre Cookie baker Frequent Poster Join Date: May 09, 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, US Posts: 389	I knew my warped sense of humor would finally pay off!