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Janice Johnson · 02-16-2005, 10:40 AM

I will copy the pages..

"I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle.
"Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped.
"I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer."
The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers.
"Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done."
Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard.
"Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

Kazza · 02-16-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

I will copy the pages..

"I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle.
"Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped.
"I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer."
The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers.
"Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done."
Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard.
"Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

Is that all??

MsOrange · 02-16-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

I will copy the pages..

"I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle.
"Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped.
"I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer."
The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers.
"Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done."
Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard.
"Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

that little bit of dialouge is stretched out in two pages (you said 10-11). How big is this font?

uncless Mr. Jenkins starts having sex in front of the kids w/ that rare meat, I don't find the gross part yet

Dutabi84 · 02-16-2005, 01:00 PM

LOL...I just remembered we read this book in 3rd grade.

Hollow · 02-16-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

I will copy the pages..

"I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle.
"Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped.
"I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer."
The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers.
"Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done."
Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard.
"Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

that takes up TWO PAGES?

EmoJoe · 02-16-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutabi84

LOL...I just remembered we read this book in 3rd grade.

Seriously.

TheGreatPretender · 02-16-2005, 04:41 PM

EmoJoe · 02-16-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatPretender

dawsongirl · 02-16-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

that little bit of dialouge is stretched out in two pages (you said 10-11). How big is this font?

uncless Mr. Jenkins starts having sex in front of the kids w/ that rare meat, I don't find the gross part yet

Yeah, undercooked meat is gross to eat, but sheesh.

dawsongirl · 02-16-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

that takes up TWO PAGES?

go to amazon and look inside the book. the font is pretty big.

robyrob · 02-16-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

I will copy the pages..

"I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle.
"Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped.
"I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer."
The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers.
"Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done."
Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard.
"Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

i believe that I am too young to be seeing material of that nature, and you have thus contributed to the corruption of my mind which will surely bring on its eventual failure.

x3 Taylor x3 · 02-16-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

I will copy the pages..

"I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle.
"Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped.
"I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer."
The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers.
"Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done."
Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard.
"Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

Im not grossed out..

Mr. Television · 02-16-2005, 07:57 PM

I'm shocked.

Stormtracker TF · 02-16-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

I will copy the pages..

"I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle.
"Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped.
"I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer."
The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers.
"Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done."
Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard.
"Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

LOL That isnt gross. The guy biting into the burger and having juice drip down into his beard.

Hollow · 02-16-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

go to amazon and look inside the book. the font is pretty big.

janice, what exactly is your reading comprehension level?

02-16-2005, 10:40 AM	#16
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Here is an excerpt from that book... I will copy the pages.. "I think it'd be more fun to go home and get out of this place," mumbled Eddie with his mouth full of cold hamburger. "Yuk! These aren't even cooked". Eddie squeezed his hamburger. Red juice oozed onto the plate, leaving a puddle. "Ew, that looks like blood." Liza gulped. "I can't eat red meat!" Howie exclaimed. "I'm going to see if Mr. Jenkins will cook mine a little longer." The rest of the kids agreed. They all carried their rare beef to where Mr. Jenkins was grilling more hamburgers. "Excuse me, " Howie said softly. "But our burgers aren't quite done." Mr. Jenkins glanced at the juicy beef and licked his lips. "Looks done to me," he said. "I like my meat rate." He grabbed Liza's burger from her plate and took a huge bite. Juice oozed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his black beard. "Nothing wrong with this meat," he said, licking the juice with his tongue.

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