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glenny · 01-30-2005, 12:07 PM

"Kirby i know i could never replace your mom. You can just call me your Step-Spence. (SPENCE)
"Good lord what have i done" (DEACON)

glenny · 01-30-2005, 12:08 PM

"All i need is a bucket of eggnog and a ride home." (HOLLY)

queenschick · 02-05-2005, 12:42 AM

Arthur:"Douglas! Are you alright? I heard someone screamin' like a bitch!"

from Inner Tube ep

SilverieC · 02-20-2005, 04:59 PM

Carrie- I just realized with you I need to lower my expectations."
Doug- The lower you go, the happier you'll be"

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Doug- Okay, a tie that looks exactly like a trout is stupid?!

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Doug- I can't believe I opened a 300 dollar bottle of wine.
Danny- I can't believe I bought a rabbit!

HuntingtonM15 · 03-01-2005, 03:34 AM

Doug: Boy, the Chinese really dropped the ball when it came to the desserts, huh?
Carrie: I know. It's like, what, you can't jam a fortune into a piece of fudge cake?

glenny · 03-01-2005, 08:24 AM

Arthur: "I don't want cheese out of pity. I want cheese out of love!!"

queenschick · 03-01-2005, 10:32 AM

Doug: "You see, it's not about me. It's really about what's best for the company, the team. There is no "I" in IPS."

Mean Streak

Doug: "It's Spaghetti! I'm eating it, not sleeping with it!"
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Doug: "Eating is not cheating!"
Food Fight

Arthur: "(Finding out that Carrie got him a cruise to Bermuda For Christmas) A cruise to Bermuda! What a thoughtful and generous gift! Damn her!"
Mentalo Case

Carrie:[About the movie "Slaughter Beach"]"Yeah a kid gets sliced in half by a surfboard. There's a feel good moment!"
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Doug:Why don't you let Mr. Hofferman play guitar for you. I'm sure it sounds even fruitier underwater.

Prints Charming

Arthur: (To Carrie) I want you to have sex with Douglas. And I want pizza.

Taste Buds

Carrie: "Do you find me . . . Scary?"
Holly: ".....I'll just pay for the peeps."

Cowardly Lyin'

QueenofQueens · 03-09-2005, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HuntingtonM15

Doug: Ok, you know what? How about a little phone number rhythm.
Arthur: I got it.
Doug: Ok.
Arthur: One...
Doug: (dials) Yeah.
Arthur: Six...
Doug: (dials) Yep.
Arthur: teen...

This is one of my all time favorite KofQ moments! Thank you for posting it, and for naming the episode. I couldn't remember which one it was in. Thanks to you, I got to watch this scene today!

Anybody notice how many of the really hilarious quotes are Arthur's?

QueenofQueens · 03-09-2005, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by queenschick

Carrie: "Do you find me . . . Scary?"
Holly: ".....I'll just pay for the peeps."

Cowardly Lyin'

My favorite Carrie episode is Cowardly Lyin'. I love the scene in the restaurant between her and Rachel Dratch. Now if I could only remember the quote and post it. It ended with "I'll shove those fangs down your throat!"

HuntingtonM15 · 03-09-2005, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenofQueens

This is one of my all time favorite KofQ moments! Thank you for posting it, and for naming the episode. I couldn't remember which one it was in. Thanks to you, I got to watch this scene today!

Anybody notice how many of the really hilarious quotes are Arthur's?

No problem. That was the quote that inspired me to make this thread.

arthuritis · 03-11-2005, 08:07 AM

Upon discovering Doug and Deacon at home with there boxing-bet winnings scattered on the coffee table:

Arthur: "You're home in the middle of the day, there's a red Ferrari parked in the driveway, and there's cash all over the table......I don't know what's up, but I want in

!"

glenny · 03-12-2005, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arthuritis

Upon discovering Doug and Deacon at home with there boxing-bet winnings scattered on the coffee table:

Arthur: "You're home in the middle of the day, there's a red Ferrari parked in the driveway, and there's cash all over the table......I don't know what's up, but I want in

!"

"Nothing like a steak and a hot cup of coffee!" (Arthur)

QueenofQueens · 03-12-2005, 02:47 PM

Doug is in the kitchen, stomping on a roach.

Arthur: Douglas, I hate to interrupt what appears to be some kind of herky-jerky dance, but I was wondering if you happen to have any oysters on the half shell.

Doug: Not on me, no.

arthuritis · 03-12-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Doug is in the kitchen, stomping on a roach.

Arthur: Douglas, I hate to interrupt what appears to be some kind of herky-jerky dance, but I was wondering if you happen to have any oysters on the half shell.

Doug: Not on me, no.

Oh my gosh - that is so funny!! I don't think I ever saw it - but I can just hear it!!!!!!!

Thanks for a good laugh!!

QueenofQueens · 03-13-2005, 08:54 AM

Glad you enjoyed it! It's from "Horizontal Hold." I was watching some episodes from the third season dvd, and this bit was so good I had to post it. There is also some very funny interaction between Deacon and Spence in that episode.

02-05-2005, 12:42 AM	#18
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01-30-2005, 12:07 PM	#16
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	"Kirby i know i could never replace your mom. You can just call me your Step-Spence. (SPENCE) "Good lord what have i done" (DEACON)

01-30-2005, 12:08 PM	#17
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	"All i need is a bucket of eggnog and a ride home." (HOLLY)

02-20-2005, 04:59 PM	#19
SilverieC Member First Time Poster Join Date: Feb 20, 2005 Posts: 1	Carrie- I just realized with you I need to lower my expectations." Doug- The lower you go, the happier you'll be" --------- Doug- Okay, a tie that looks exactly like a trout is stupid?! ---- Doug- I can't believe I opened a 300 dollar bottle of wine. Danny- I can't believe I bought a rabbit!

03-01-2005, 03:34 AM	#20
HuntingtonM15 That Bothers Me Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jun 20, 2003 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 11,060	Doug: Boy, the Chinese really dropped the ball when it came to the desserts, huh? Carrie: I know. It's like, what, you can't jam a fortune into a piece of fudge cake?

03-01-2005, 08:24 AM	#21
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Arthur: "I don't want cheese out of pity. I want cheese out of love!!"

03-01-2005, 10:32 AM	#22
queenschick 555-LOGS Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 15, 2004 Location: The One and Only-Queens,"New Yawk" Posts: 123	Doug: "You see, it's not about me. It's really about what's best for the company, the team. There is no "I" in IPS." Mean Streak Doug: "It's Spaghetti! I'm eating it, not sleeping with it!" -------- Doug: "Eating is not cheating!" Food Fight Arthur: "(Finding out that Carrie got him a cruise to Bermuda For Christmas) A cruise to Bermuda! What a thoughtful and generous gift! Damn her!" Mentalo Case Carrie:[About the movie "Slaughter Beach"]"Yeah a kid gets sliced in half by a surfboard. There's a feel good moment!" ------ Doug:Why don't you let Mr. Hofferman play guitar for you. I'm sure it sounds even fruitier underwater. Prints Charming Arthur: (To Carrie) I want you to have sex with Douglas. And I want pizza. Taste Buds Carrie: "Do you find me . . . Scary?" Holly: ".....I'll just pay for the peeps." Cowardly Lyin'

03-11-2005, 08:07 AM	#26
arthuritis Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 29, 2005 Posts: 7	Upon discovering Doug and Deacon at home with there boxing-bet winnings scattered on the coffee table: Arthur: "You're home in the middle of the day, there's a red Ferrari parked in the driveway, and there's cash all over the table......I don't know what's up, but I want in !"

03-12-2005, 02:47 PM	#28
QueenofQueens Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2005 Posts: 26	Doug is in the kitchen, stomping on a roach. Arthur: Douglas, I hate to interrupt what appears to be some kind of herky-jerky dance, but I was wondering if you happen to have any oysters on the half shell. Doug: Not on me, no.

03-13-2005, 08:54 AM	#30
QueenofQueens Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2005 Posts: 26	Glad you enjoyed it! It's from "Horizontal Hold." I was watching some episodes from the third season dvd, and this bit was so good I had to post it. There is also some very funny interaction between Deacon and Spence in that episode.