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Old 02-12-2004, 04:22 PM   #211
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Oh yeh me too!!!!!!! No wait.... I already know it!!! *smirks*

But Lisa (btw if ya have an accidental typo in it that'd be Losa.... okay I gotta stop being mean With two typos it's Lova *smirks* ) uhhh what was I saying? {post more!}

u jerk!!!! ur so mean to me!!!!!!! u want more!! NEVER!!!
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Old 02-12-2004, 04:28 PM   #212
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ok, i'm going to punish cat and post more!!!!!!



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Nate paced around the office. “I don’t understand your reasoning,
Kate!” he shouted.

“Excuse me Inspector?” she retorted.

“Sorry, Cap,” he muttered. “But when he finds out that you lied to him about the air conditioning.....”

“I never said it was working, did I?” she asked him and grinned. “We’ve got sharpshooters lined up, ready for the shot,” she explained to him as her phone rang. “We’re gonna get this bastard, Nate,” she said and answered her phone.

Nate listened intently and waited for what she had to say.

Kate finished talking and looked at Nate.

“Well, who was that? What did they say?”

Kate sighed. “Jinny and Mag found out who the guy is. Larry Jackson from Jersey; he’s got a rap sheet a mile long.”

“What’s it consist of?” Nate asked her.

Kate shook her head. “You don’t want to know.”

“Tell me,” Nate insisted. “Please Cap.”

Kate sighed. “He’s been charged with robbery, possession, kidnapping, rape and.......” she paused. “murder, charges dropped,” Kate told him.

“So that’s the bastard we’ve been dealing with,” Nate shook his head.

“Nate, come on, we’ve got to believe that we’re going to get him,” Kate explained. “We just have to deal with him easily; he’s obviously a mental case and needs to be handled gently.”

“I’ll handle him gently,” Nate muttered.

Kate shook her head. “Help me move our stuff out of here, so IF they make it in here, we’ll have a lay out of this place as well.”

Nate nodded and helped her get everything out.

All of the visible cops were moved far away from both buildings. Kate was in front of all of them, and Nate was right behind her, and so were Raina, Mag, and Jinny, who’d just gotten back from the Division.

Kate yelled over the megaphone. “Alright Larry, you’re safe to enter the office now.”

The door opened and CD appeared.

“She’s got his belt around her neck,” Magda muttered.

Kate finished telling him directions. “The only route you have is
straight to the office. Choosing a different one could result in harm, understand?”

Larry didn’t say a word, but him and CD walked out of the storage room with his back against the building and CD in front of him.

Kate spoke into her wire that went out to all the sharpshooter’s wires. “You have the go ahead to shoot,” she replied, but watched nervously as Larry twisted around and around quickly.

Larry instantly moved from their storage building and backed up
against another one. He was almost to the office.

CD, not being able to see her destination, tripped on a rock and
stumbled down but still in his arms.

Larry got sidetracked, and for an instant, he was available.

One of the sharpshooters attempted a shot, but Larry was too quick with getting CD back up. The bullet had missed him but got something right beside him.
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the end????????????
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Old 02-12-2004, 04:32 PM   #213
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Nooooooooooo Lisssssssaaaaaaa!!!!!! You're torturing me! Now get back here and make it better!
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The bullet had missed him but got something right beside him.
Got what?!?! What did the bullet get?!? You CAN'T leave us here!!!!!! You can't!!!! That's mean.Get back here and post more!
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Nooooooooooo Lisssssssaaaaaaa!!!!!! You're torturing me! Now get back here and make it better!
yah, what she said.
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Old 02-13-2004, 12:45 AM   #216
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fine, i told Tara she'd get more tonight, so here we go!!

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The bullet went right through the storage building. “Holy ****,” Larry
muttered.

“Dammit, what the **** do they think they’re doing?!” Nate shouted as
he looked on.

“Nate, they thought they had a shot, calm down,” Magda replied.

“Shut the **** up, Magda,” Nate retorted.

Larry twirled around again and again with CD tightly in his arms and
made his way swiftly into the office.

“Dammit,” Kate muttered. “Now for plan B.”

“I knew that wouldn’t work,” Nate complained. “She’s not going to
make it now.”

“Nate, shut up,” Jinny commanded. “She’s a lot better off in that office,
even if there isn’t any air! We’ll just get rid of him in there!” she replied
and whispered into his ear. “Trust your captain, Nate, she’s gonna get
our friend out.”

Nate teared up. “She better,” was all he could get out and walked away
to be alone for awhile.
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Old 02-13-2004, 12:49 AM   #217
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fine, i told Tara she'd get more tonight, so here we go!!
Wow!...she went all out for you Tara!...a whole paragraph! ...it was great...post more soon
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Old 02-13-2004, 01:04 AM   #219
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HEY! i'm too tired to post more!
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Wow!...she went all out for you Tara!...a whole paragraph! ...it was great...post more soon
Oh, well, if the lady is tired then she's tired. Thanks for the paragraph! I'm so glad that CD is OK....for the moment, that is! That was great, Lisa, post more soon!
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Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Come on Lisa! You can't do that to us!!! Get back here and post more!
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Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Come on Lisa! You can't do that to us!!! Get back here and post more!
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ok, i'm about to leave, so here's some for the rest of today, and I'll TRY my hardest to post tomorrow night!!




Jinny turned to Kate. “So now what’s the plan?”

“I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve, Jin, and I’ll use every single of
them if I have to get that girl out of there.”

“Anything I can do?” Jinny asked.

Kate shook her head. “Not yet.”

Larry looked around the office. “They shut the air off!” he exclaimed
and messed with the knobs. “Why the hell would they do that?! You
knew they would do this!” he shouted at CD and smacked her, causing
her to fall to the ground.

CD grimaced and leaned back. “This is better, Larry! We never would’ve
survived in that storage area, you know that!”

He got her on her feet and went to the door with her in front of him.

“Kate! Where the hell is that Kate woman?” he shouted.

Kate heard him, as did Nate, who came back to join her side.

“I’m here, Larry, how you doing in there?”

“You know DAMN well how we’re doing!” he shouted. “You turned off
the air conditioning!”

Kate shook her head. “No I didn’t, Larry, I never said it was working.”

“You bitch!” he shouted. “I want the air on right now!” he stopped.
“Plus I want a cop car, so we can get the hell out of here.”

Kate nodded. “Okay, you want a car and the air on? Fine, I’ll send an
officer down there......”

“NO COPS!” Larry shouted.

“Then your conditions stay the same because I can’t send a civilian
down there!” Kate yelled back at him.

“Easy, Cap, remember the rap sheet,” Raina told her.

Kate nodded.

“Fine!” Larry announced. “Send a woman.” he peered over at Kate.
“That woman right beside you! She’ll do.”

Kate looked over at Jinny and back at Larry. “Okay, but you’ll have to
give me a little time.”

“STOP ****ING WITH ME, KATE!” he shouted.

“Give me another 5 minutes, Larry, what if she doesn’t want to go out
there? I’ll have to promise her she’ll be safe!”

“Well you do that!” Larry shouted and drug CD back into the office,
throwing her in the corner closest to the door.

He walked to the other part of the room, where he’d thrown her purse,
and picked it up. He nosily picked it up and walked back beside her
and had a seat.

He dug around, pulling out her wallet and looking through her pictures.
The front one was of her and Nate; him sitting on her desk and she was
in her chair, all smiles for the camera. The next ones were of her and
the gang, hanging out at Anchorside.

“How cute,” he muttered and threw it in a corner. He went through
more compartments, grabbing a stick of gum for himself, and then he
threw out some tampons and got his hands on a package of condoms.
“Just in case?” he teased her.

CD tried to laugh, but the belt hurt her vocal cords too much. “Yeah, a
girl can never be too prepared,” she smiled.

He shook his head and continued till he got to two candy bars that
weren’t entirely melted yet. “Yum, I’m starving,” he muttered and
opened one up.

She grinned. “Those are Nate’s,” she commented sadly.

“Nate’s? Nate who?” he asked her as he chomped into one.

“My partner,” CD explained to him. “I always kept some in my purse in
case he ever got mad at me, and then I could just bribe him with his
favorites,” she replied and teared up. “I don’t guess I could have a
bite?”

Larry shook his head. “You guessed right,” he muttered at the sap
story and finished the first bar and moved on to the second.

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LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why are you torturing us????Make Nate save CD and kick Larry's ass!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
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