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callmetootie · 07-24-2001, 02:37 PM

Season 1
Episode 1
"What If The Bradys Never Met Alice?"

[In the kitchen]

Carol: Oh Mike, I can't make these Tv Dinners by myself!
Mike: Carol, It's not my fault that the hot dogs exploded in the oven, and that you spilled coffee on the stove!
Greg: Mom, can you sew my button on my new shirt?
Carol: What do I look like...Aunt Bea?
Mike: Listen Greg, can you do the laundry for us?
Greg: Ok, but I expect some pay out of this!

[In the girl's bedroom]

Cindy: Boy, I wish that our beds were made.
Marsha: Yeah, that's nothing. My towel is damp!
Jan: My glasses are blurred...my braces are too tight...what could go wrong now?

[Rock from the sky falls on her head]

Jan: Ouch!

[In the boy's room]

Peter: I can't belive that the bathtub is still clogged up.
Bobby: I can't help it...my Gi Joe action figure got stuck down there...
Peter: What could go wrong this time?

[Top bunk falls on his head]

Peter: That hurt!

That's the way they became the Brady Bunch...da-da-da!

The End.

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Andrew Carden

I LOVE FACTS OF LIFE · 06-27-2005, 01:41 PM

07-24-2001, 02:37 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	"What If The Bradys Never Met Alice?" [My First What If Fan-Fic] Season 1 Episode 1 "What If The Bradys Never Met Alice?" [In the kitchen] Carol: Oh Mike, I can't make these Tv Dinners by myself! Mike: Carol, It's not my fault that the hot dogs exploded in the oven, and that you spilled coffee on the stove! Greg: Mom, can you sew my button on my new shirt? Carol: What do I look like...Aunt Bea? Mike: Listen Greg, can you do the laundry for us? Greg: Ok, but I expect some pay out of this! [In the girl's bedroom] Cindy: Boy, I wish that our beds were made. Marsha: Yeah, that's nothing. My towel is damp! Jan: My glasses are blurred...my braces are too tight...what could go wrong now? [Rock from the sky falls on her head] Jan: Ouch! [In the boy's room] Peter: I can't belive that the bathtub is still clogged up. Bobby: I can't help it...my Gi Joe action figure got stuck down there... Peter: What could go wrong this time? [Top bunk falls on his head] Peter: That hurt! That's the way they became the Brady Bunch...da-da-da! The End. ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-27-2005, 01:41 PM	#2
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