for the summer i am going to put off summer reading till the last possible minuet!! i am going to some hockey league, a conditing program and working maybe, going away, but 2 of my closest friends from this year are going to camp for the whole summer

o well i go to camp for 2 weeks and then i can hang with my other friends even though they are like going to austraila and places far from here! wish i had my license then i could drive around in our new sabb convertiable!
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Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!"
Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....
"one time at band camp..."-American Pie
"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality