Dog. Hehehe.
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Ben: Tell me a story.
Magda: Grandma's going to be here, and Jinny has to take me to work.
Jinny: Oh come on, there's always time for a quickie! How about Little Red Riding Hood?
Ben: That's for babies.
Jinny: Oh, hush up and listen. Once apon a time, there was a cop name Little Red. Little Red did patrol in the hood, which was a real funky part of town.
Ben: What's funky?
Jinny: Ummm... nasty! Anywayz, Little Red was lookin' for this real ugly dude named Big Bad Wolf, cause he was robbing elderly ladies in the park. He was stealing their social security checks!
Ben: Why?
Jinny: Can I just tell the story, please? Thank you. Okay, so one day, Little Red decides to set a trap. So she disguises herself as an elderly lady. We're talkin' cane, orthopedic shoes, everything!
Magda: Oh, Grandma's here.
Ben: Come on, Mom!
Jinny: Uh, okay. That night Little Red is walking through the park, when who should appear, but the Big Bad Wolf! "My, my" said the wolf, "what a large heavy purse you have, with lots of lovely cash! Hand it over!" "I'm ready to arrest you!" said Little Red, and instead of cash, she pulls out her 9mm service automatic!
Magda: Jinny!!!
Ben: What happens?
Magda: Little Red arrests the Big Bad Wolf and he goes to jail.
Jinny: Right!
Magda: Come on.
Jinny: But not before the Big Bad Wolf goes for his peice, luckely, Little Red was quicker and she blew the Big Bad Wolf's butt to smitherines!
Magda: Thanks a lot, Jin.
Jinny: They all lived happily ever after.
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