One of my favorites is, I think it may be in the Roomate one correct me if I am wrong.
Some woman is visiting the Jenkins and Sandra comes over. She has tried to make something and Mary gave her instructions how to cook it.
Sandra, comes in saying she did everything she was suppose to do and it didn't come out right. The funny part is when
Mary: Did you remember to turn the oven on?
Sandra: It didn't say on there to do that.
That was cute, and the Refridgerator one Mary and Lester are fighting about buying a refridgerator.
Lester: Your daughter is breaking the milk.
Mary: Don't change the subject
Actually she is breaking the milk. There are a few others to.