I emailed this to you, but I decided to post it, too. Milk and Pepsi mixed together.
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Shirley: Well, Laverne is sort of childish
Laverne: Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws year parties for her stuffed cat?
Shirley: At least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!
Laverne: Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!
Michael: At what time was I born, Mother?
Mrs. Darling: Why, you were born at two o'clock in the nighttime, Dearest
Michael: Oh Mother, I hope I didn't wake you!
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