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Old 05-04-2026, 10:56 PM   #7
Frank Gannucci
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Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 7) (The NY Knicks beat the Philadelphia 76ers 137-98.j

(Ralph and Ed come home and greet the girls.)

Ralph: “Hello girls. What a game we watched.”

Alice: “The Knicks won?”

Ed: “Did they? They romped the 76ers 137-98. That wasn’t a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ.”

Ralph: “You said it Norton. We are going to Miami Beach and we will continue to see the Knicks win down there. I hope he will able to see it.”

Trixie: “Ralph, these games are streamed and televised nationwide.”

Ed: “Streamed nationwide? I would love to watch the games in the water down the sewer.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: “I also won’t mind Philly winning.”

Ralph: “Why?”

Ed: “Because this is the 250th birthday of our nation and Philly is where the Declaration of Independence was written.”

Ralph: “Oh boy.”

Ed: “If the Knicks win, they should all run up the steps of that Philly museum and yell: ‘YO ADRIAN!’”

(Ralph laughs.)

Ralph: “The Knicks will win it all.”

(They all sing a song about the Knicks winning it all.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)
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