“Norton Moves In" (Color version):
Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."
Ralph: "Just a moment. Whenever you mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "My mother was offered to appear in silent pictures but she turned it down so she can have a family."
Ralph: "For your information, the reason why your mother was not in silent pictures was because she couldn't keep silent."
"Ralph's Diet":
Alice: "You had enough food for you to last five days."
Ralph: "Is that so? Well, I want to live for at least six or seven days."
"Alice Plays Cupid":
Alice: "Who are you to talk about looks? You are no Humphrey Bogart."
Ralph: "No, but Henrietta is."
"Stand-In For Murder":
Ralph: "Some day, someone will discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ed: "Boy, it's going to be a great fight and I have some news for you. Word came from the candy store a little while ago about your fight and they knocked the odds down to 500 to 1."
Ralph: "You mean that they are betting 500 to 1 that I lose."
Ed: "No. They are betting 500 to 1 that you don't even show up."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking this set over my dead body."
Ed: "i couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "How could I waddle like a duck?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
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