02-04-2016, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by bgva
Sorry, should've elaborated. This is how the scene went down (paraphrasing):
DITZY CHARACTER: No punch?
CLASSMATE (fills cup): It's O.J. tonight!
DITZ: I don't get it...
Orange juice=O.J.
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O, OK! That;s cute! 
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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