SHOCK 'EM DEAD
(Academy Entertainment)
Stars: Former porn-nymph Traci Lords.
Plot: A fast-food nerd sells his soul to a crusty-looking, demonic voodoo woman with poor hygiene to become the World's Greatest Rock Star, in the band Spastique Kolon.
Notable Guitars: Nitro's Michael Angelo and his mutant BC Rich
double-neck stand in during sequences requiring actual guitar solos.
Best line: "Every f
cking ****** thinks he's a rock star; I've made better sounds on the pot."
Why waste $2: Master an array of fascinating guitar poses without ever learning how to play.
Kap'n'Z KommentZ: Traci Lords? LEGIT??
