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Frank Gannucci · 05-20-2021, 10:35 PM

(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Islanders 5-4.)

(Ralph & Ed are on the subway back home.)

Ralph: "What a lousy game Norton."

Ed: "During the third period, the Isles and Penguins went tit-for-tat and the Isles lost."

Ralph: "What a revolting development this is. The Islanders now are behind two games to one. That BUM Syndey Crosby is probably celebrating like crazy."

Ed: "He needs to be taught a lesson."

Ralph: "He seems so smug. He is the type of guy you want to punch right in the face."

Ed: "You know Ralph, I can see you getting into a fight with Sydney Crosby. You trying to punch him out..."

Ralph: "Thanks Norton."

Ed: "...only for you to get knocked out by a hockey stick."

(The subway stops.)

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, I KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR STOP BUT GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

05-20-2021, 10:35 PM	#3
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 3) (The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Islanders 5-4.) (Ralph & Ed are on the subway back home.) Ralph: "What a lousy game Norton." Ed: "During the third period, the Isles and Penguins went tit-for-tat and the Isles lost." Ralph: "What a revolting development this is. The Islanders now are behind two games to one. That BUM Syndey Crosby is probably celebrating like crazy." Ed: "He needs to be taught a lesson." Ralph: "He seems so smug. He is the type of guy you want to punch right in the face." Ed: "You know Ralph, I can see you getting into a fight with Sydney Crosby. You trying to punch him out..." Ralph: "Thanks Norton." Ed: "...only for you to get knocked out by a hockey stick." (The subway stops.) Ralph (yells): "NORTON, I KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR STOP BUT GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.)