Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 2)
(The Carolina Hurricanes beat the NY Rangers 4-1.)
(Ralph comes home all sad.)
Alice: "Hiya Ralph! How was your day?"
Ralph: "Miserable. All the passengers got mad at me when I blared the Rangers/Hurricanes game on the radio so the whole bus can hear the game. They must all be Hurricanes fans."
Alice: "Ralph, you should have changed the station."
Ralph: "Are you kidding me? Rangers need more fans. All the bums on the bus kept on heckling the Rangers and yelling at me to change the station and I yelled back at them."
(Ed comes down and blows his nose out of sadness.)
Ed: "Hiya Ralph and Alice. What a lousy game. I cried a river when the tide came in. Hey Ralph, it is all over social media the video of you yelling on the bus to the passengers who were Hurricanes fans. You made a spectacle of yourself."
Alice: "Ralph, I hope you don't get fired."
Ralph: "Oh relax. I bet no one will watch that video."
Garrity (from upstaris, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! I SAW YORU VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. YOU YELLING ON THE BUS WHEN THE RANGERS GAME WAS ON. YOU ACTED AND SOUNDED LIKE THE FAT IDIOT YOU ARE."
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "OKAY GARRITY, WHO IS THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE'S HISTORY? WHO IS IT?"
All (from outside, yell): "RALPH KRAMDEN!"
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you and of course, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
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