05-26-2015, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Alan Brady's Hair
In the Bupkis/Nothing episode of the Dick van Dyke Show, Rob heard a song on the radio and called the radio station. DvD messed up and dialed the phone without looking in the phone book next to it. While it was "ringing", he then looked in the book and said, "r-i-i-i-g-h-t," like he actually knew the number all along and was just confirming it in the book.
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that episode is named BUPKIS
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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