Ralph Macchio currently cleans my car and rakes my leaves every other week for about $30.
I usually tip him well.
C. Thomas Howell can be found looking for change in soda machines and on street corners warning people about the communist threat. Red Dawn seems to have scarred him.
Patrick Swayze is at this moment in my basement rehearsing "Point Break- The Musical."
The song he is belting out as I type is "Johnny's Got His Own Demons."
Bravo Patrick, take it from the top.
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