one of my favorite scenes is this one from the pilot.
Pearl: "Jed, Elly May came runnin' over t' my place an' said ya sold the swamp t' some oil compny' "
Jed: "yea, ah' guess ah' did".
Pearl: "What'd they pay ya' fer it"?
Jed: "Now Pearl, you know that that ol' swamp ain't worth shucks".
Pearl "Jed Clammpet; ya got slickered an' yore 'shamed ta admit it"!
Granny: "Thets what ah tol' him".
Jed: "Okay I'll tell ya! Thet Mr. Brewster said he'll pay me between twenty-fave an' a hunnert".
Pearl: "Twenty five an' a hunert? Dollars"?
Jed: "I know thet don' soun' like much, but he said he'll pay me in some new kin' o' dollars".
Pearl: "New kin o'...Jed they ain't no new kin' o' dollars"!
Jed: "Well, theys new ta me. Ah heard o' gold dollars, silver dollars, paper dollars...but he said he'll pay me in...what'd he call em agin, Granny"?
Granny: "Million dollars"
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