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Legolas is my man

~"Where did you get that coconut?"
~"We found them."
~"Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical"
~"What do you mean?"
~"This is a temperate zone."
~"The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land."
~"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
~"Not at all, they could be carried"
~"What, a swallow carry a coconut?"
~"It could grip it by the husk"
~"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut."

ahhh, the genius of monty python

12-13-2002, 03:23 PM	#4
lucyfan1983 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 29, 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 109	i liked Off to Florida, Lucy and the Loving Cup, and Lucy Does the Tango.
	__________________ http://www.empireonline.co.uk/img/news/legolas.jpg Legolas is my man ~"Where did you get that coconut?" ~"We found them." ~"Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical" ~"What do you mean?" ~"This is a temperate zone." ~"The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land." ~"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" ~"Not at all, they could be carried" ~"What, a swallow carry a coconut?" ~"It could grip it by the husk" ~"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut." ahhh, the genius of monty python