1. Don't judge Lenny by the company he keeps, especially if it's
Squiggy.
2. Always keep a large supply of pepsi and scooter pies in your home. You never know when unexpected visitors will show up at your doorstep. Namely, recently escaped bears.
3. When you need bail money to get a friend out of jail, get Lenny and Squiggy to go trick or treating for unicef money.
4. TV broken? Call the Fonz, he can fix anything.
5. When you have a gas bubble, never burp in front of Carmine.
6. Short of funds. Go into the flower business with Laverne and Shirley.
7. Never date a man with a pinky ring.
8. Kleenex and Phoenix don't rhyme.
9. Beware of a train full of bald men
10. Stay away from Charlene's customers or she'll kill you.
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