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Old 04-30-2008, 02:04 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by Miss Lisa
I've only seem it on TV. How much do they cut out?
a lot, unfortunately. Col. Blakes lectures, for one thing. On TV LAND and HALLMARK, they're just mentioned but never shown. A shame, because they're funny as hell!!! The first time I saw one, I laughed my ass off!!
I escpessialy like the one in "DEAR DAD"

When the show first aired in the 70s, shows were 25 to 26 minutes long. Now they're 21 minutes!!!
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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