You know, this board is kinda dead. Let's pick up our spirits and sail on!
Uh, I'm going to school everyday. And that's pretty much it. Lame huh?
Anyone watching Sports WWTBAM? Funny! But c'mon Jeff Gordon, get on that hot seat already!!! Saving the best for last I guess.
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Love ya, see ya here on the feud!
JOHNNY: You know, it must be expensive to have a baby nowadays.
ROY: It's expensive to have a hotdog nowadays.
NEWKIRK: No problem with that, sir. You just let me have one of our guns, and I'll put a nice little hole in between his eyes. It may not stop him, but it'll slow him down a bit.
CARTER: Piece of pie!
NEWKIRK: Cake, Andrew, cake.
LUCY: Oh, well, I thought you would want to play up the domestic angle. You know, how happily married Ricky is.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Well, we would ordinarily, you see, but Don Juan is all about love. It's got nothing to do with marriage.
LUCY: Yeah, he's pushing twenty-three, all right. In fact, he's pushed it all the way to thirty-five.
DAVY: Peter, as my devoted houseboy, what will be your main function?
PETER: I am born to serve my master and live only to perform his bidding!
DAVY: Right. Now get me my comb.
PETER: Get it yourself!
OSCAR: You want brown juice or green juice?
FELIX: What's the difference?
OSCAR: Three weeks.