You'll never see ( or hear )
-Squiggy not talking in that creepy cartoon voice
-Lenny not looking as if he just came out from under a particularly oily grease rack
-Laverne not wearing a huge "L" on all her sweaters
-Shirley not "mugging cutely" for the camera
-Betty Garrett complaining that she left her part as Irene Lorenzo, on All in the Family, to play a bit part on THIS show.
-Carmine not coming into the room and singing that annoying "Rags to Riches" song! (Didnt we all wish that hed get laryngitis sometimes....or maybe all the time?)
-An episode without at least one reference to Shotz beer.
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