[Cactus Jack]

Frank : Id like to kick his weinerschnitzel

*all laugh*

*German guy walks over*

German guy : (in subtitles :* Well, hello we meet ere again )
Eric : Hey Fritz

Emily : Oh, hi



Rocko : Hey Fritz..

Adam : Yo yo yo Fritz wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup my brother from a nother mother from Germany* yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*all laugh*
Translator : Hi, Im the translator



Chad : Hey Fitz’s translator


Translator : It’s Rupert

Chad : Ok, hey Rupert


Shirley : Hey Rupert

Fritz : ( in subtitles: You think Im a lunatic? Right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH So hows it going? )



Rupert : You think Im a lunatic? Right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH So hows it going?




Diana : Just fine Fritz *Rupert tells FRitz*


Jason : Hey, Fritz, there’s someone Id like you to meet

Danny : Yeah

Diana : Oh my god! You guys are TERRIBLE!!!!


Eric : Holy crap

Fritz : ( in subtitles : Is it a guy or girl? )

Rupert : Is it a guy or girl?


Adamm : It’s a couple. BRENDA! CEDRIC!

Diana : Oh no you are NOT!!!!! You are SO HORRIBLE, ADAM!!!!

Adam : Heh heh

Brenda : What do you want?


Adam : Brenda, Cedric, this is Fritz and Rupert

Brenda : Eww two gay guys?


Adam : NO!!! Fritz is* German, he only speaks German, and Rupert is the translator

Brenda : Oh, a German and an American who enjoy each other’s weinerschnitzels?

Adam : No *laughs* That was funny, actually, but no

Fritz : ( in subtitles : Helloooo Brenda and Cedric, I reckon you are lovers? )

Rupert : Helloooo Brenda and Cedric, I reckon you are lovers?

Brenda : Yeah we are


Rupert : Ah, well


Fritz : Ah!

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Adam : Hey Rupert tell him this *whispers something into his ears , then Rupert whispers in Fritz’s ears in German*


Fritz : ( in subtitles : Brenda, you are a nasty bitch, hwo has a bad taste in men and is a nasty woman )


Brenda : What the ****?


Rupert : : Brenda, you are a nasty bitch, hwo has a bad taste in men and is a nasty woman



Brenda : What did you sya to me ****Z?

The others : oooooh



Fritz : ( in subtitles,* yelling : ITS FRITZ NOT ****Z!!! YOU CEDRIC!! YOU LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN ON TEROIDS AND I WANAN SACK YOU IN THE BALLS, TWIST THEM AND THEN , THROW YOU AND BRENDA INTO THAT FOUNTAIN! I HARDLY KNOW OYU BUT I DESPISE YOU! )


Rupert : : ITS FRITZ NOT ****Z!!! YOU CEDRIC!! YOU LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN ON TEROIDS AND I WANAN SACK YOU IN THE BALLS, TWIST THEM AND THEN , THROW YOU AND BRENDA INTO THAT FOUNTAIN! I HARDLY KNOW OYU BUT I DESPISE YOU!



Brenda : Ok POOP-ert, you and your German friend here can stop calling me nasty names, and both you are ass holes, and Fritz, youre actin like a monkey from a tree


Adam : to others, Brenda still telling and xcussing in background as Rupert is telling this top Fritz in German and Fritz’s face is growing redder annd reder as he gets madder BEST FIGHT EVER!!!!

Others : Ditto!!!


Brenda : YOU AND YOUR FOREIGN ASS BETTER QUIT!!! YOU BETTER QUIT YELLIN AND STUFF


Cedric : I wanan twist your balls, DOLPH LUNDGREN!!!!

Adam : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH* That is the BIGGEST SNAP IN THE HISTORY OF SNAPS EVER!!!


Fritz : *finally speaking* English * I MUST BREAK YOU!!


*everyone gasps and OOOOOOOOOOH;s as Fritz and Rupert walk away, so do Brenda and Cedric*



Eric : That was AWESOME!!!


Others : YEAH!!!!

Adam : Yeah

*noise is heard*
Adam : Wow check it out, KARAOKE!

Eric : Awesome!



Rocko : Oh the many thignst hat could happen



Frank : Yeah


Jason : Wanna go sing?


Danny : Let’s do that!


Diana : Yeah!

*they all go down there*


Adam : This guy is singing horribly


Jason : Yeah


*guy stops singing everyone boos*


Adam : Wanna all do it?

The rest : Sure!

*they all go up there, 99 Red Balloons starts playing*


Eric

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got

Emily
Set them free at the break of dawn
'till one by one they were gone
Rocko :
Back at base, sparks in the software
Flash the message "something's out there"

Frank:
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety nine red balloons go by
*tempo goes upbeat as they all start dancing*
Chad :
Ninety nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky

Shirley :
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
Diana :
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye

Adam :
And focusing it on the sky
The ninety nine red balloons go by

Jason :
Ninety nine decisions treat
Ninety nine ministers meet
Danny :
To worry, worry, super scurry

All :
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is on the line
As Ninety nine red balloons go by

Eric:
Ninety nine knights of the air

Emily:
Ride super high-tech jet fighters

Rocko:
Everyone's a super hero
Adam ( as William Shatner ):
Everyone's a Captain Kirk

Frank:
With orders to identify
Shirley :
To clarify and classify
Diana:
Scramble in the summer sky

Jason, Danny :
Ninety nine red balloons go by
All :
As ninety nine red balloons go by

Adam ( as William Shatner this whole vesre)
Ninety nine dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If i could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go


*song ends everyone cheers*


All : Thank you!




Adam : That was AWESOME!!


Jason : Yeah, Great Shatner


Adam : Thanks



*they go back home*



Frank : That was awesome,


Rocko :* Yeah

Dan : Hey guys, how was it?

Eric :* It was awesome
Bill* : Im sure it was

Ed : Yeah, hey Frank


Edna : Oh hey

Frank : Hey Mr, and Mrs, T

Chad : Yeah hey


Laura : So what now?

Emily : I don’t know


Eric : Bill , why did yoa nto go the mall?


Bill : Just didn’t feel like it today maybe I wil lanother time


Eric : You better

Bill : Yeha

Luke: Ill come too!

Adam :Ah

Eric:Yeah


Diana : Oh what should we do now


Jason : I don’t know, hang out


Emily : Yeah

*they all go to separate rooms*


Adam : You know, Eric? I think its awesome you and Emily are getting married

Eric: Thanks, Adam, maybe you’ll be my brother in law some day

Adam : Yeah, Diana’s awesome. I love how we have the same sense of humor

Eric: Yeah, so do I

Adam : So were you a prankster in high school in college?


Eric : Yeah, it was awesome, I did a lot. Yeah I did stuff with my friends Nick, Mitch Dave and john, our girlfriends were Emily and her friends


Adam : Yeah, Jason and Danny’s girlfriends are are freidns of Diana’s too


Eric : Yeah I know


Adam : How about Bill? What’s his story?


Eric: Oh Bill? Ok let me tell you. Bill is a Star Wars and sci fi FREAK. His wife’s name is Leah, just cause it sounds like Leia, and their son is Luke for the same reasohn, they’ve got a dog named Yoda


Adam : Haha, oh that’s hilarious. I like Star Wars too.


Eric: Hey so do I. Not as much as him though. I remember the wedding, her hair was like Princess Leia’s

Adam : Wow, what was he like

Eric: Oh just ina* tux, but the preacher was dressed like Darth Vader, and did an impression too.


Adam : Haha *in Darth Vader voice* You may *breathes* kiss the bride


Eric : *laughs* Exactly

Adam : You know, my cousin had two girlfriends, one he married, the other one..

Eric: What happened?

Adam : She just didn’t see anything in him

Eric: She was blind?

*both laugh*

Adam : No

*doorbell rings*

Eric: Who’s that? *opens door* HEEY!!!


Dave : Hey, it’s the future groom!

Matt : Yeah

John : Hey everyone!

Nick: Hey

Adam : Hey guys