09-11-2005, 11:52 PM
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- Jim Ignatowski-"Taxi"
- Woody Boyd-"Cheers"
- Jethro Bodine-"The Beverly Hillbilies"
- Archie Bunker-"All in the Family"
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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