Ha ha! Excellent! I get to brag without someone telling me I'm full of myself!
Ok, I'm gonna brag cos I have a widescreen TV, a VCR, digital satalite with over 200 channels, 2 DVD players, and a hi-fi in my bedroom.
I make more money than my mother.
I'm a pretty good bass player.
I'm great at art.
I got either an A or a B for every exam I ever took at school.
I'm gonna stop now before I start to annoy people.