My friends are all animals. 
Seriously, I've told them I come here and they wonder what kind of crack I'm smoking. (And can they have some.) I send them every so often to certain posts, but nothing to make a lasting impact on them to want to stay.
Besides...you don't want to know my friends offline...they're NUTS!
**moo...never think a moo is bad til you see who/what it plays with**