Here's two of my favorites:
Sam: I could get out of jail after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four, be dropped on a deserted island for another three, eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I'd want from her would be the hockey scores. Diane: And you would even get that!
[Diane has a nervous breakdown after deciding that the highest she'll ever go is a cocktail waitress] Sam: Maybe this little literary chat wasn't such a good idea..... wanna makeout?
I'll post more later.
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