Ah Guten Tag Kiwi,
I think that I may be able to help you. But first you must help me by forwarding a copy of your Uncle's Birth Certificate. It must, of course, be certified by a JP and come enclosed in a golden envelope marked 'Blueprint - WMD specifications not for distribution'. Once this package is recieved (no later than June 4) I will forward you a Vinyl copy of Scott's breakthrough album and a burnt copy of the unofficial 'Charles in Charge' wrap party scandal video. It is tough to get a definitive identification shot on Scott and other cast members through their Gymp masks but the pasty white behind is unmistakable. You will laugh when Scott does his famous 'flamming tuck' and cry when Julie Cobb and James Widdoes battle it out over a decaying Spring Roll.
Here in Dinklesbuhl I find it hard to get alot of up to date C in C memorabilia but what I have got is not readily available in law abiding circles and potentially illegal outside Bangkok. Because of this I will need the birth certificate to ensure the package is neatly tied up in brown paper and sent direct to you mister Kiwi under the guise of an official Bar Mitzvah gift. Auf Weidersehn or as you would say 'Zay Gesunt'
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