Great topic starter! I love quotes!!!!
Here's mine from the premiere episode of season two:
Paul: "I've saved the best for your mother. I'm giving her the big one"
Kids: "Ewwww.....dad."
Paul: "The giraffe!"
Kerry: "Ew, don't name it!"
Paul: [puts up the toy and the kids sigh in relief] "The giraffe?!"
This one is too funny!!!!!!!