https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/ en Fri, 05 Jun 2026 10:49:35 GMT vBulletin 60 https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/misc/rss.jpg https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/ https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=511055&goto=newpost Sun, 03 May 2026 20:48:34 GMT Sam Jones: "Somebody once said that the perfect bridegroom at a wedding should be like the the garlic in a spaghetti sauce: Present, but not noticeable."

Andy Taylor: "This has been a great evening, and I appreciate it."

Sam: "Well, Florida ought to be real nice this time of year."

Minister: "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Aunt Bee; "Ohhh, it was such a wonderful wedding, just wonderful."

Sam: "Except for Barney. Did you see him try to find that ring?"

Sam: "Well, I'd say the whole wedding worked out just great. Andy got Helen, and Mike and I got Aunt Bee." ]]> Mayberry R.F.D. Ohio8 https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=511055