View Full Version : 2004 rap battle!!!!!!!


ravensnumbaoneboo
02-10-2004, 04:24 PM
Welcome ladies and gents to the 2004 rap battle now
llllllllllllllets get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllle!!!!!!!!!!!

TOYA
02-10-2004, 04:30 PM
you speak words but i spit fire
im in this game like jay z...... til i decide to retire!

Superstar
02-10-2004, 04:34 PM
:clap:

TOYA
02-10-2004, 04:35 PM
wow!!! thanks superstar (i barely said anything... but thanks!)

Superstar
02-10-2004, 04:39 PM
It was excellenté

TOYA
02-10-2004, 04:41 PM
um thats excellent in spanish

Superstar
02-10-2004, 04:52 PM
I know

TOYA
02-10-2004, 04:55 PM
no superstar your suppose to say "well why dont they just say that!!!"

Superstar
02-10-2004, 05:04 PM
What are you gonna do blow out my candles?

TOYA
02-10-2004, 05:06 PM
let..it.....goooo!

Superstar
02-10-2004, 05:19 PM
I'ma sad little tree in pain because I'm dying from acid rain

TOYA
02-10-2004, 05:22 PM
come on now friends lets heed the call the shops are waiting at the mall!!!

THE MALLLLLLLL!!!!!.........

Superstar
02-10-2004, 05:26 PM
The trees!

MarshallMathers
02-10-2004, 06:23 PM
there's no way I could fake it today
I still hope and dream that one day I could make it with Rae

Anyway, not sure if that makes sense or not
BTW happy birthday J. Seems like you get older every few months. Anybody notice how short 2003 seemed?

mpapawise
02-10-2004, 07:33 PM
take this:

u think ya slick well y dont u bounce to this m-times all around no need for them frowns cause thats what a papas made of tons of different gifts from the heavens above! its like that wont happen? its like that wont happen? now ur feelin that wrath of my madness!

so how was it? lol i ur honest opinion lol

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-10-2004, 07:45 PM
*acting like simon*That was dreadful absolutely dreadful:lol:

mpapawise
02-10-2004, 07:46 PM
was it really that bad sry my strong points r in acting not rapping lol

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-10-2004, 07:49 PM
Nah I was just kidding

mpapawise
02-10-2004, 07:49 PM
did u like it maybe? lol

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-10-2004, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by mpapawise
did u like it maybe? lol
Yeah that was kinda ill but this is wicked sick check it

I'm a little kid but I'm gon make to top.
When I step up to the spot they be like "Man this kid can rock".
Dude my rap is so cold I embarass grown men.
That's a new epidemic even though I'm only ten!
Wild lines,that's somthin have a lot of.
Everyday I'd make about 50 million dollas!
Representin'H town I'm known to get down holla!!!!!!!

mpapawise
02-10-2004, 08:18 PM
that was cold dawg lol :D


MY BLACK REIGN ROCKS THE SPOT
LIKE A ROLLER COASTER I'LL BE THE NEXT ON YO BEDROOM POSTER. YO CHECK IT KID U AINT GOT NUTHIN ON ME NOW GO BAK TO YO MOMMA B4 I MAKE U FLEE!

no offense lol i was just doin my thing.

PunkdShorty
02-10-2004, 08:48 PM
this is rae's rhyme but...o well! i cant rap!

Made it up on the spot
HA I think not
Why ya tellin' those fibs, Lil' Bro,
U need to stop, im hotter than some of you, ha
your rap is a bumma,
and where'd you get the nerve to tell Rae dizzle to take a numba?!:rock:

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-10-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by mpapawise
that was cold dawg lol :D


MY BLACK REIGN ROCKS THE SPOT
LIKE A ROLLER COASTER I'LL BE THE NEXT ON YO BEDROOM POSTER. YO CHECK IT KID U AINT GOT NUTHIN ON ME NOW GO BAK TO YO MOMMA B4 I MAKE U FLEE!

no offense lol i was just doin my thing.
You betta watch who you talkin to tryin bust a rhyme
Man you really don't wanna mess with me bout this time.
Look man shut ya mouth befo I take you school. Dawg I wipe
my butt with tissue that's harda than you!

:D

spree
02-10-2004, 10:20 PM
yo check it, mc spree is in da hizzouse!!!

Yall aint nuthin but a bunch of FAKE EMCEES/
Ima make ya beg for mercy on your knees/
BITCH PLEASE? You QUEERS think you can battle me?/
I kill more F AGGOTS than the HIV DISEASE/
My style is cool, like an autumn breeze/
My lyrics hot, like 500 degrees/
yours on the other hand are just lukewarm/
You aint nuthin but a HORNDOG, lookin at PORN/
Jackin off to RAVEN/
I know those tits you be cravin/
Sittin in front of your PC, MASTERBATIN'/
You F*CKIN pathe-TIC/
BITCH, you make me SICK/
You could neva pull a chick with your LIL' ASS DICK/

moeee
02-10-2004, 10:22 PM
whoa!!!!! HES WON FOLKS!!!!!!!:lol: :lol:

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-10-2004, 10:25 PM
Uh Oh no he didn't the rules were no cursing

moeee
02-10-2004, 10:26 PM
OOPS...........

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-10-2004, 10:41 PM
Why you pickin a fight man you you know that right man?
Why you cussin and harrasin man you know that ain't tight man?
With all that sin Gee you need to scat and how you think you gon
make it to heaven God really ain't happy with that

moeee
02-10-2004, 10:54 PM
ooooo............oh oh!!!!!!:lol:

PunkdShorty
02-10-2004, 11:19 PM
dats good.:eek:

spree
02-10-2004, 11:45 PM
so what? i may be goin to hell/
oh well, atleast its better than a jail cell/
i know i got a pottymouth, like dave chapelle/
its cause i gots more beef than taco bell/
so F.UCK YOU, AND F.UCK PEACE/
while i'm at it, F.UCK THE POLICE!/
cause ima say whatevers on my mind/
my skillz are greater than all yours combined/

moeee
02-10-2004, 11:49 PM
you won again.....:lol:

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-11-2004, 12:40 AM
I don't care what you say it's kinda funny in a way.
How about you go out and sing with beyonce?
Hey I didn't say you gon go to hell I just said if you need go out and start hearin church bells
But listen I'm tryin to keep real you live yo way it's yo deal.

MarshallMathers
02-11-2004, 12:47 AM
listen to him bustin his rhyme/
I put a sawed off to his spine/
cuz every lyric that he touchin is mine/
you think you so tight, you shoulda had it with this/
I hope you know you on a forum and you just battlin kids/
you wanna battle me now/
then battle me how/
keep spittin in this thread or you wanna take it to town/
nobody listen to nothin this ho say/
cuz he needs to grow up and battle people his own age

moeee
02-11-2004, 12:58 AM
yeah........word up!!:lol:

moeee
02-11-2004, 01:08 AM
i keep stamina, for a beat that's rocketable
For you wack MC's, it's jocketable
Bite the notes and quotes, analysis
Home pissed as I disrespect you obedients
But my rhymes correct you like a switch
to a small mistake
I wax all of you, and leave your ears to ache
You need Excedrin, Anacin, medicine
And for your brain, what better sin stupid
Now you picked your choice
You didn't win now you're seein my voice
in the flesh, step out your radio
No illusions, back in stereo
So here we go as I step on to you
I never knew you but my rhymes go through you
like acid, I burn your whole suit off
I'm Heat Miser, and you're Rudolph
For any date and time you wanna square off
My rhymes are clippers, they cut your hair off
the back the sides the top above your brain
below your skull, I step to you
cause you're plastic, my mind is solid steel
I make your domepiece spin like a windmill
Slow, I think it's time to go
I'm not havin it!!!!!!
:D

mpapawise
02-11-2004, 01:09 AM
DONT HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME YALLS RHYMES R ALL THE SAME CUSSIN FO NO REASON THATS STUPID IT AINT TREASON BUT U NEED TO QUIT IT. IT DONT MAKE U COOL, U DONT SEE ME CUSSIN LIKE SOME WANNABE FOOL! SO IN CONCLUSION I'M AN OPTICAL ILLUSION THAT YALL REALLY CANT CATCH IN FRONT OF YA EYES, SO I'M THE KING PLAYA THROUGH ALL YA THIN LAYERS SO CHILL B4 SOMEONE CRIES HA HA.

thank u:lol:

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-11-2004, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by MarshallMathers
listen to him bustin his rhyme/
I put a sawed off to his spine/
cuz every lyric that he touchin is mine/
you think you so tight, you shoulda had it with this/
I hope you know you on a forum and you just battlin kids/
you wanna battle me now/
then battle me how/
keep spittin in this thread or you wanna take it to town/
nobody listen to nothin this ho say/
cuz he needs to grow up and battle people his own age Why are yall bein so mean to me I didn't do anything
Anyway see ya I tired of yall cussing me out and all and I'm serious this time


God bless yall!

moeee
02-11-2004, 01:11 AM
YOURE LEAVING FOR REAL???:(

J-Rod
02-11-2004, 01:13 AM
LMAO!!! THATS FUNNY AS HELL!!! :lol:

moeee
02-11-2004, 01:14 AM
:)

mpapawise
02-11-2004, 01:15 AM
yall just chill we dont mean it there just raps i mean gaw

moeee
02-11-2004, 01:16 AM
:confused:

MarshallMathers
02-11-2004, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by ravensnumbaoneboo
Why are yall bein so mean to me I didn't do anything
Anyway see ya I tired of yall cussing me out and all and I'm serious this time


God bless yall!

not you dawg. I meant it to the one dude who came on here cussin and talkin sh1t. but if you and I were battlin that's how it goes. it's not something that's supposed to be friendly. the goal is to tear the other person to pieces but that wasn't directed at you.

mpapawise
02-11-2004, 01:21 AM
yea rapping is fun to me though i'm not good at it its just fun.

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-11-2004, 01:23 AM
Oh O.k then I'm stay. sorry I missunderstood
let's get back to rappin'

MarshallMathers
02-11-2004, 01:25 AM
It's cool. I'm glad you didnt' leave right away before reading what I said.

moeee
02-11-2004, 01:26 AM
good.:D

mpapawise
02-11-2004, 01:27 AM
SO SHALL WE RAP?

MarshallMathers
02-11-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by mpapawise
SO SHALL WE RAP?
I'm bout to go to sleep but I'll see what I can come up with in school tomorrow

moeee
02-11-2004, 01:31 AM
good night!!!:D

spree
02-11-2004, 07:12 PM
marshall mathers, tryna bite em's great style/
what, just cause you saw 8 mile/
now you think you can freestyle?/
i bet you've neva even been in a real life battle/
tryna diss me, bitch i'll slaughter you like cattle/
now ima beat you, just like i beat these kids/
f.uckin wit me's somethin you'll wish you neva did/
yeah, battlin me can cause a poor n.igga regrets/
because i smoke emcees like newport ciggarettes/
f.aggot, stop ridin on eminem's dick/
how gay is that? your avatar is his pic/

spree
02-11-2004, 07:21 PM
moeee that verse was real tight, how long you been rappin?

moeee
02-11-2004, 07:59 PM
uh a couple of years now

spree
02-11-2004, 08:35 PM
thats cool, i just started out like 4 months ago.

MarshallMathers
02-11-2004, 08:36 PM
you don't want me to start rhymin reckless/
makin me laugh you got as much beef as a vegan's breakfast/
you got me trippin, I'm bringin the verbal talent/
don't ever say that my ass is scared to take the challenge/
he come and say a F.UCK in his rhyme/
I'm beatin YOU, and I ain't even gotta cuss in my line/
now he starts cryin and you can hear it when his skull fries/
he bitin on my style now, he tryin to rhyme with multis/
I got hotter rhymes and you don't wanna test these/
I get smoked like newports and you get smoked like fresh weed/
you gay dawg let's leave it so it's just that/
I ain't ridin no one but yo dumb ass is ridin on my nutsack/
no more warnings, you really wanna get this/
leave a message and then I'll show you who the best is/

MarshallMathers
02-11-2004, 08:44 PM
Final battle, FIGHT!!!

mpapawise
02-11-2004, 08:55 PM
YO M WILL MAKE U BOUNCE TILL YA CANT STAND STILL UP AND DOWN THEM HILLS U KNOW ITS ALL REAL LIKE SURVIVOR. I'M THAT COOL CAT THATS SITTIN AT UR TABLE DRINKING CIDER!

thank u it was great being in this competiton!

MarshallMathers
02-11-2004, 09:01 PM
it's not over between me and spree so sit back, relax and enjoy lyrical murder

spree
02-11-2004, 11:16 PM
go ahead, let's see you kick a rhyme reckless/
cause you the next victim on my checklist/
of mcs to beat/
i may be down, but i wont retreat/
i will not accept defeat, this battle's not complete/
im comin back now, harder than ever/
and this time, my rhymes are smarter and clever/
so i suggest you be afraid/
you bout to witness a lyrical crusade/
i fight to the death/
write better than the author of macbeth/
wittier than red or meth/
battlin scrubs like you, is a waste of my breath/
so ima save it/
i've had enough of yo' gay s.hit/
you think you the best? no way bitch!/

mpapawise
02-11-2004, 11:18 PM
okay spree has mad skills he's like my role model lol U ROCK SPREE!!! HE HAS MY VOTE

spree
02-11-2004, 11:52 PM
thanks dawg, but marshallmathers still has one more verse to spit til the battles over. after that everybody needs to vote.

MarshallMathers
02-12-2004, 01:16 AM
you want beef, I got a clip in my gun/
don't worry bout the bullets, worry bout the tip of my tongue/
ni99as got beef to squash/
you weak and everybody knows that when you speak you soft/
girls see ya d1ck and pass/
he think he tight, but I just came up and kicked his ass/
don't worry it's not as clear as it seems/
I'm the ni99a killin you and I'm the fear in ya dreams/
I bring the flow steady and fast/
mess around I got the rhymes and the guns both ready to blast/
I'ma be real even other ni99as said it wit me/
you ain't touchin me like Fred Durst isn't touchin Britney/
stick to rhymes and you bring it with flows/
you beatin me is like,... seein Christina with clothes/
ni99as mad when they see me with dimes/
they only mad cuz, every girl I'm touchin is mine/
you rhyme is played out and you stayed in the past/
he's a lyrical puppet, and I just shoved a stake in his ass/

spree
02-12-2004, 01:34 AM
nice battle man, even though you killed me on that last verse. mad props on your lyrics. it was fun though... one.

MarshallMathers
02-12-2004, 01:39 AM
Thanks. It was a lot of fun. Funny that you hit the nail right on the head with that 8 mile thing. That move is what made me start rapping. I don't take it seriously, just mess around once in a while.

MarshallMathers
02-12-2004, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by spree
even though you killed me on that last verse

I was worried though because I run out of stuff to say FAST so I'll get repetitive with some things

rick123
02-12-2004, 03:26 AM
You all think your good, i grew up in the hood, not knowing what to do when i fled the scene,im good at cracking bones and breaking splenes, im new to this board, chocking you with a cord, just when i thought you had enough, you come back for more,breaking down the doors, to my appartment, finding a whore in my bed..........

spree
02-12-2004, 03:32 AM
you can battle mpapawise...

rick123
02-12-2004, 12:10 PM
whats mpapawise????

michelleLa
02-12-2004, 04:21 PM
here we go the first girl!


yall.. uhh.. check it check it..

Yeah I'm a white girl and I can't rap but so what?
I still gots 2 say what's right. I'm just representin' all my ladies i the house.
This is my first time at thi, but Ima tell ya this, nah i ain't speakin chinese, man I don't even know what i'm doin' to hell with this sh*t.


:lol: Sorry guys I hav never ever rapped i my life!:lol: I just took a shot at it.:lol:

TOYA
02-12-2004, 04:25 PM
(and missed):lol: :lol:

j/k j/k j/k

michelleLa
02-12-2004, 06:36 PM
Sh*t Toya that's meannnnnnnn! But that's cool is not of my interest to rap!:lol: I've enver done it b4 and I really don't plan on doing it. My interest is dancing and if you challenge me to that I'll beat ur a$$ fo sho!LOL. No, for real I think you need to know what ur good at u know I'm not good at rapping but I am good at dancing so if any challenges call me up!:lol:

rick123
02-12-2004, 07:18 PM
So how old is every one in here anyways????

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-12-2004, 08:34 PM
I'm the youngest here I'm only ten:D

michelleLa
02-12-2004, 08:36 PM
How old are you?

ravensnumbaoneboo
02-12-2004, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by MarshallMathers
Final battle, FIGHT!!!
Hey I'm the referee that made this tread and besides
nobody's gon win if yall keep cussin!

spree
02-12-2004, 09:08 PM
this is a rap battle, im sorry but there is bound to be cussing, and there is nothing you can do about it. by the way im 15.

michelleLa
02-12-2004, 09:20 PM
I'm 14 but as yall can see I can't rap.:lol: You can ask Toya.LOL.

MarshallMathers
02-12-2004, 09:29 PM
I'm 16

MarshallMathers
02-12-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by ravensnumbaoneboo
Hey I'm the referee that made this tread and besides
nobody's gon win if yall keep cussin!

I was listening to the song "Hellbound" so I got a little enthusiastic with the battle thing. And I kept my cussing to a minimum but normally I talk a lot worse than I did, lol.

rick123
02-12-2004, 09:43 PM
hey, im 17

michelleLa
02-12-2004, 10:33 PM
LOL. Marshall. Oh rick u one of the old ones LOL. J/k

rick123
02-12-2004, 10:54 PM
lol, so what do you guys like to do, like sports, or anything????

spree
02-12-2004, 11:50 PM
what do i like to do? listen to rap, breakdance, play/watch basketball.

spree
02-12-2004, 11:52 PM
^ im also really into playin poker wit my boyz

michelleLa
02-12-2004, 11:59 PM
I'm a dancer that's my lifeeeeeeee! I adore doing it! It's something Ican't live without u know what I mean? I dance jazz, hip-hop tap ect. But I like hip-hop the most I enjoy it more it's more free when it comes to freestiling and stuff/.:cool:

rick123
02-13-2004, 12:08 AM
Sweet....i love acting, thats my life, acting for film and television

michelleLa
02-13-2004, 12:37 AM
Are you studying that right now? I really like acting too! But I like dancing better.

PunkdShorty
02-13-2004, 09:14 PM
i like playing soccer, singing, playing da piano, and acting--even though my parents don't support me in it.:( :crying: :( :crying: :(

michelleLa
02-13-2004, 11:43 PM
Why not?:(

PunkdShorty
02-13-2004, 11:55 PM
they think it's not possible 4 me to act:crying: and my dady says anything is possible!:(

michelleLa
02-14-2004, 12:42 AM
Why insn't it possible?

mpapawise
02-14-2004, 01:06 AM
Okay i mean i act ALOT and i'm really good at it so i might be on tsr in the near future so watch out for me cause i'm good.

moeee
02-14-2004, 06:27 AM
OK.......:D

PunkdShorty
02-14-2004, 10:18 PM
Step into the Grand Tour, a brand new adventure begins
Another challenge for Goku and his friends
Now he's a saiyan strong, Pilaf makes him a child again.
The Dragonballs are turning, burning to end the world and everything within: the ultimate battle between good and evil, Who's gonna win? When the sand clock dictates the consquence will our heroes have the strength to v the last line defense? Your wish has been granted. Step into the Grand Tour.

YEA ROCK ON!:rock:

rick123
02-17-2004, 12:07 AM
You like to act....im an actor from vancouver island...ive done an episode of the tv show called "creepy canada" and was also an extra in the much music movie, and ive also done some little things too