Chad22
02-05-2004, 09:30 PM
BEFORE SHOW NOTE: Like last year Im going to write in your Acceptance Speeches for you, But Feel free to Make your Own after the show Using the "Backstage After Show Cam" :D
*The SO Theater Is Shown With Spotlights Flashing high above it. Lots of Limos are arrive as the Camera Cuts backstage to Chad Doody's Dressing Room. Jack walks In.*
Jack: Say Listen Chad...
Chad: Yeah, What is it?
Jack: Are you sure you dont want me to Bring people In like last year?
Chad: Listen Jack...Last years show while Good, Was also a Huge disaster in many ways. Scott Baio got Locked In his dressing room, You sent Tom Bosley and Marion Ross Away, You Spent the entire night Outside!
Jack: *Laughs Histerically Before Stopping Out Of Nowhere And Getting a Serious Look * Whats your Point?
Chad: My Point is you did a HORRIBLE Job. So what i want you to do is go Into the Main room, Have a seat, And enjoy the show! I Hired Professional Staff this year.
Jack: Cant I Just....
Chad: No
Jack: Just A....
Chad: No
Jack: What about....
Chad: Yes
Jack: Really?
Chad: No
*Jack Frowns*
Chad: Ill tell you what. AFTER The show you can show people out....Just PLEASE Dont screw it up.
Jack: YES SIR!
*Jack walks out the door*
Chad: God.....Please give me Some kind of sign. A Sign that says this awards show wont be a complete total disaster...
*TF Runs In*
TF: CHAD, COME QUICK....JACK JUST TRIPPED IN THE HALLWAY KNOCKING OVER THE ENTIRE FOOD TABLE AND SOME VERY EXPENSIVE CAMERA EQUIPMENT.
Chad: *Looks Up* Not What I Had In Mind...
*Chad and TF Run Out*
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THE SECOND ANNUAL HAPPY DAYS BOARD AWARDS!!!!!!
*The Camera cuts out to the awards room. All the regular Board members are sitting at their tables enjoying their night when suddenly the lights go out and stage lights begin flashing across the stage*
Announcer: AND NOW...LIVE FROM SITCOMS ONLINE THEATER.....THE SECOND ANNUAL HAPPY DAYS BOARD AWARDS!
*Audience Applauds*
Announcer: AND HERES YOUR HOST...THE MOST HANDSOME, LOVEABLE, BRILIANT, KIND AND SUAVE MAN....And Also the Man that writes My Cue Cards and Pays me to say things I Wouldnt normally say....CHAD DOODY!
*The Background Music of "Its Not Unusual" By Tom Jones plays and the audience ges wild as Chad Doody walks out the curtain Doing A Little strut And wearing his Custom Orange Tuxedo. After the Music stops the Applause goes On anouther few seconds As Chad Motions to tone it down.*
Chad: Thank You! And welcome to the 2nd annual Happy Days Board Awards. I Wanna thank everyone for coming, Last years show was Tremendous and alot of fun...And I Hope we can top it! *Audience Applauds* I Am of course Your Host With The Most, The Man With the Plan, The Doody With The Cute Booty, Chad Doody! *Audience Applauds* So Lets get straight to it. The First award Is The "Funniest Board Member" Award. Which was of course won By Yours Truly last year. So Lets give a hand for Our first 2 Presenters...TF & Erin!
*The Bewitched Theme With Words Added In (Every Lyric Is TF) Plays as TF And Erin walk out to the Podium.*
Erin: We are here tonight to present the Funniest Board Member for Achievement In The Field Of Laughter.
TF: May I Add That I Should Have Been Nominated for this. Everyone Knows I Am the funniest Man On the Planet.
*Entire Audience Roars In Laughter*
Chad: What Do You Know TF, That WAS Funny!
*TF Looks Mad*
Erin: Ummm...Heres the Nominees....
NOMINEES: Chad.....Roby......Jack......Lucas
Erin: And The Winner Is....Its A Tie!
Erin & TF: CHAD & ROBY!
*The Camera Than Goes To Split Screen. On One Side Chad is shown Smiling as he walks to the Podium, On the otherside Roby is shown Looking surprised In his chair Before walking up to the Podium.*
Chad: Well Its certainly a great Honor to Win Funniest Board Member Two Years In A Row! And even though its a Tie, I Have the Satisfaction of rubbing it in all your little faces that im the funniest Board Member twice In a row!
Roby: And I Have the Satisfaction Of Watching you Bring yourself Up, Only for me to Bring you back down By Letting You Know the Award stays in My Home.
Chad: Wait a Minute Roby...While I Nust admit your a funny Guy, I Think its quite obvious that Voting aside, I Am the funniest man on the Board. Therefore The Award should Go In My Trophy Mantle.
Roby: Alright....Alright, It can go in your Trophy Mantle.
Chad: Thank you Roby, Thats a very Mature Attitude.
Roby: Thanks...Ill Send someone in the Morning to bring your Trophy Mantle to my House.
*Audience Laughs As Roby takes award and Goes off the stage.*
Chad: Yeah Well....Everyone just remember i won half of that!
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Chad: Anyways Lets Get to the next presentors for the next award....Lucas & MG!
*Lucas and MG Walk Out to the Podium.*
Lucas: You Know what Characteristic It takes to Create some of the greatest Things And Ideas Known to man MG?
MG: What would that be Lucas?
Lucas: Creativity! And I Know the Happy Days Board is filed with Lots of it.
MG: In fact, Its filled with so Much creativity its hard to Narrow it down to just 4.
Lucas: But we did, And here they are!
NOMINEES: Chad......Jack.....Roby.....Katie
MG: And The Winner is...
Lucas & MG: CHAD DOODY!
*Chad Walks over to the Podium again*
Chad: This is greatness. You Know that? *Audience Applauds* This SO TOTALLY = GREATNESS! Wow...The first 2 awards and I Win Both of them. Thank You!
*The Audience Applauds As Chad takes the award backstage*
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*Backstage Chad walks with the Award when he Suddenly hears Motorcycles.*
Chad: What The...?
*Suddenly 4 or 5 Old Ladys Show up on Motorcycles Wearing Leather Vests With Tattoos On their arm. Chad Looks at them a Minute as his eyebrow raises*
Old Lady: Excuse me sonny, But where do we sit?
Chad: Ummmmm...
Old Lady: Isnt this The Grammys?
Chad: Actually, This is the Happy Days Board Awards.
Old Lady: Ohhhh....Sorry about that.
Chad: Maam, I Hate to argue here, But I Dont think the Grammys Are actually for...
*Lucas comes up*
Lucas: EDNA!
Old Lady: LUCAS! Well what are the Odds of seeing you here. You still coming Over Tommorow?
Lucas: Hey *Does Pointy Gun Thing With Finger and Winks* Wouldnt Miss It!
*The Old Ladys ride off.*
Chad: Was that your Grandmother?
Lucas No Shes My Date.
*Chad Raises Eyebrow Again as Lucas Looks At Him*
Chad: Im gonna pretend I Didnt hear that.
Lucas: 'Preciate It.
*Chad walks away*
Lucas: That Reminds Me, Gotta Pick up some Prune Juice Tommorow.
*Lucas walks Off*
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*Chad walks back out on stage*
Chad: The Next Presentors, EFD & Yoli!
*"Hot Potato" Plays As EFD And Yoli Walk Up*
Yoli: The Next award Is The oOoOo Award.
EFD: And its for the best Random Thread title of the past year.
Yoli: This award However, Was A Little different than the others. Their were No Nominees, Intead...People were asked to Pick their favorite random thread of the past year.
EFD: Many Threads were Nominated, But Only One was even Voted Twice....Which Coincidently was the winner.
Yoli: Here are The Thread Titles that were Voted, And the Creators of them.
NOMINEES: Hulk Hogan's House Of Pasta - Jack Wilson, SOLOMON's Thanksgiving House of STUFFING - TF, Spam Jam 4: We Is Bad Spamma Jammas! - Chad Doody, Sheriff Doody's Saloon - Chad Doody, Friends of Venus Double Secret Probation Edition - Roby, Judge Smails ' Pool of Baby Ruth Bars - Jack Wilson, Katie's Loopid House of Scary Flaming Dogs - Katie, Chad's Trailer Truck (That Ran Over A Skunk) - Chad Doody
EFD: And The Winner Is...
EFD & Yoli: KATIE'S LOOPID HOUSE OF SCARY FLAMING DOGS!
*The WKRP In Cincinatti Theme Plays as Katie walks Up to the Podium to accept the Award*
Katie: Thank You! I Wanna thank everyone for Voting For Me, Especially the 2 people that actually did vote for me! *Audience Laughs* And I Wanna thank The House for Being Loopid.
Chad: Which of course is a Genius word Meaning Half Loser, Half Stupid.
Katie: Yes....And I Wanna thank the Flaming Dogs for being scary. Im Sure i wouldnt have won this award if the Flaming dogs werent scary. Thank You!
*Katie Takes her award and goes to sit down*
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*Backstage Jack Is Boxing With A Kangaroo When Chad walks By. Chad stops a second Looking confused.*
Chad: Wha..........Im Not Even Gonna Bother....
*Chad walks Off and EFD Walks by*
EFD: What you doing their Jack?
Jack: Boxing with a Kangaroo
EFD: Am I Gonna Regret Asking Why?
Jack: *Looking Tired* Yeah, Prety Much.
EFD: Carry On Than.
*EFD Walks Off And Roby Walks By*
Roby: Hi Jack
Jack: Oh Hi....*Gets Punched By Kangaroo* Roby
Roby: How you been?
Jack: Not Bad.
Roby: Great.
*Roby Walks Off and TF Walks By*
TF: Jack....
Jack: Yeah
TF: Why Are you Backstage Boxing with a Kangaoo for NO Apparent Reason, Wihout Any Explanation Of any Kind.
Jack: I Dunno
TF: You...Dont....Know?
Jack: *Thinks* Nope, Just Doing It!
TF: I See...Well the next Awards Coming Up, Beter get back to your seat.
Jack: Ok, Thanks TF.
TF: No Problem.
*TF Walks Off*
Jack: Il Be back Later Clyde.
*Jack Takes Boxing Gloves off and walks Away*
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*Chad walks back out*
Chad: The Next Presentors...FonzForever & Kelsey
*FonzForever and Kelsey walk Out.*
FonzForever: The next Award is For Wackiest Board Member.
Kelsey: And believe me, This Board Is Not short on Wackiness.
FonzForever: And heres the Nominees...
NOMINEES: Jack......Roby......Lucas.......DA HOME GUY
Kelsey: And the Winner is....
Kelsey & FonzForever: JACK!
*Some Circus Clown Music Plays as Jack Rides The Kangaroo Out on the stage To a Roarin Ovation. Jack is wearing a cowboy Hat and Swinging a Rope.*
FonzForever: Yeah....Is their any Wonder this guy won?
*Jack gets off the Kangaroo and walks up to the Podium*
Jack: YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW! Who Wants To Hear My Latest Parody?
Everyone In Audience: NOT US!
Jack: Ok, Ill Do It Later! Thanks For Voting For me everybody, Im Glad to Win the Wackiest Board Member Award! Thanks!
*Jack walks To his seat with the award as the Audience Cheers*
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Chad: The Next Presentors Are....wayne & animalcrackers
*Wayne & AnimalCrackers Walk Out*
Wayne: We are here to present the Cutest Board Member Award.
AnimalCrackers: Here are the Nominees...
NOMINEES: Chad Doody......Chad Doody.......Chad Doody.......Chad Doody.
Wayne: And The Winner Is....
Animal Crackers: Wait....Wait a Minute, Wayne.
Wayne: What is it?
AnimalCrackers: I Dont recal Their bing a Cutest Board memebr award.
Wayne: Hey...Now that you Mention it, Neither Do I.
*Both Look at Chad as Chad Looks Nervous*
Chad: Ummm....Hehe.....Cant You Take A Joke?.....
Wayne: Riiiiight.....Ok so we're REALLY Hear to present the Nicest Board Member Award.
Animal Crackers: Heres the Nominees....
NOMINEES: Katie.......Yoli.......Jack
Wayne: And The Winner Is.....
Wayne & AnimalCrackers: YOLI!
*"Arabian Nights" From Aladdin Plays as Yoli Walks Up to the Podium.*
Yoli: Aladdin?
Chad: :D
Yoli: Yeah.....Thanks for Voting Me nicest Board member! I Didnt think i would win Anyhing But Im Pleasently Surprised! Thanks To Everyone that Voted for me!
*Yoli Holds up the award before walking back to her seat with it.*
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*Backstage EFD Is Stuffing his face with food from The Replacement Food Table When Chad walks Up*
Chad: Hi EFD. Enjoing the show?
EFD: *With 2 Or 3 Mini Sandwiches In His Mouth* Yurp, Is rully Gud.
Chad: Huh?
EFD: *With Food Still In* I Sai Yurp Is Rully Gud
Chad: EFD, Dont talk with your Mouth full.
EFD* *Swallows* I SAID YUP, ITS REALLY GOOD.
Chad: Oh.....Thanks.
*EFD Stuff sandwich In Mouth*
EFD: *With Mouth Full* Nu Prublu
Chad: Huh?
EFD: NUVERMIN
*EFD Storms Off As Chad Stuffs a Sandwich In His Mouth and begins eating.*
Chad: *With Mouth Full* Whas Hus Prublum?
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*Chad walks back Out*
Chad: *With Mouth Sill Full* TE NUXT PRESUNTRS AUH....
Crowd: HUH?
Chad: *Swallows Food* The Next Presentors Are...Jack & Crystal!
*Jack and Crystal walk Out*
Crystal: The Next award is the Stalkee.
Jack: Its The Award that says "Im REALLY Overly Obsessed Wih Someone"
Crystal: And even though all 4 of our Nominees are Overly Obsessed Weirdos, Theirs Only One winner that was Voted By the people.
Jack: And The Nominees Are....
NOMINEES: MG - Clay Aiken........Jack - Parodys......Chad - D.W AKA ******* AKA Girl He Has Had Crush On For 7 Years......TF - Weather
Crystal: And The Winner Is....
Crystal & Jack: MG - CLAY AIKEN!
*"Flying Without Wings" By Ruben Studdard Plays as MG Walks up to the stage*
MG: Who is Responsible for Me coming out to that?
*Chad Whistles Looking Innocently*
MG: *Looks Mad* Well Its an Honor for everyone to vote for me.
Chad: Im so totally More Obsessed with ******* Than You are with Clay.
MG: What?
Chad: Hav you had a Crush On Clay Aiken for 7 Years? I THINK NOT!
MG: I Havent even known Him for 7 years.
Chad: I REST MY CASE! Ive Known ******* Since Pre School.
MG: Really?
Chad: Indubitably
MG: No One Cares.
Chad: I Do.....I LOVE HER! *Sighs Staring Into Space*
MG: Chad?............Chad?...........CHAD?
*Chad continues staring Into space*
MG: I Think your better like this anyway. Thanks again everyone!
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*MG Walks off the stage. The Crowd aplauds. 5 Minutes later Chad is Stil staring Into space as the Audience Is In Complete Silence. TF Walks up to Chad.*
TF: Umm....Chad....?
Chad: Yes?
TF: Kinda In the Middle of an Awards show here.
Chad: Oh, Right. Anyways...Here are the next Presentors, Some special Celebritys I Flown in just for the event, Anson Williams & Donny Most!
*The Happy Days theme Plays as Anson & Donny walk Out to a standing Ovation*
Anson: Hi Everyone!
Donny: We are here to Present the Funnest Board Member Award.
Anson: Hey, You think I Was Nominated?
Donny: Anson, Your Not even A Member of this board!
Anson: No...But Im Fun!
Donny: Your Such A Potsie!
Anson: The Nominees, Selected By You, Are....
NOMINEES: EFD........Chad......Sal.......Lucas.....MG......Jack
Donny: And The Winner Is....
Donny & Anson: CHAD DOODY!
*Chad walks Up to the Podium*
Chad: Thanks Anson, Thanks Donny, And Thank You Audience! 3 Awards tonight, Keep em coming guys!
*Chad walks off to an Applause*
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*Backstage Ted Mcginley is shown In a Sweater wih a Microphon.*
Ted Mcginley: Good evening ladies And Gentlemen. I Am Here to Announce the Best And Worst Board Fads. The BEST? Don Porter Mania!
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Ted Mcginley: The WORST? "Im The Fonz, Hug Me!"
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Ted Mcginley: And their you have it Folks, The Best and Worst Board Fads of The 204 Happy Days Board Awards!
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*Chad is at Podium*
Chad: I Just wanted to come out and make somehting clear about this award show. You See, Some award show last year stopped to an all time low of Having Madonna and Bitney Spears Kiss to attract Contraversy. I Would like to assure you all, That we do Not need to resort to 2 Girls Kissing to attract Viewers.
*Anson Williams and Don Most walk On stage and Start Passionately Kissing As the Audience Roars In Laughter. They leave as Chad stands stunned with his face frozen.*
Chad:.......Yeah....Well.......his is the part where I Would Insert some Kind of Pun here and make you all Laugh, But to be honest...I Think that pretty much spoke for itself. So Ill Move On, The next presentors, DA HOME GUY & Brian!
*DA HOME GUY & Brian walk Out As the Audience Applauds*
DA HOME GUY: A Wise Man Once Said Without Jokes and Pranks the world would Be a very Boring Place.
Brian: Since when is Chad a wise man?
DA HOME GUY: Since he told me to say he is, Thats When.
Brian: We are here to present the "Punk'd-ee".
DA HOME GUY: Which of Course is the award for best Board prank.
Brian: The Nominees Are....
NOMINEES: Chad And Ravey Give MG A Crazy Sig....TF's signature as the teletubbies....Mandy's Day Away.....The "MG got banned from TJ for asking him to bring sigs in every post back" prank.....Fake Chad Doody Prank
DA HOME GUY: And The Winner Is......
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DA HOME GUY & Brian: CHAD AND RAVEY GIVE MG A CRAZY SIG!
*MG Is shown Looking Embarassed as Ravey, Who is sitting next to her walks up to the Podium, Chad is already standing their. They are each presented with an Award*
Chad: Thanks everyone! Not only is this My 4th Award of the Night, But this is also One of my alltime Favorite Pranks.
Ravey: Yes, It was certainly.
Chad: I Wanna hank you Ravey for making the Blend, And Of course it was My Genius idea to do it! W also both did a great job convincing MG We were serious About making that for her as a gift.
*Audience Laughs*
Ravey: Thank You!
*Ravey goes back to her seat with Her award As Chad stays at the Podium*
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Chad: It Is Now time Once again for the Dynamic Duo Award! Of course last years Dynamic Duo award was won by TF And Myself. Lets see what Happened.
((((((((((FLASHBACK TO 2003)))))))))))
Shelle: And The Winners Are.....
Shelle and AnaheimPMWitch: CHAD DOODY AND THEFONZ
*"It Takes Two" By Marvin Gaye plays as Chad and TF walk up to the podium*'
Chad: I Guess Its True what they say.....It does take two to Dummys to screw a lightbulb. But i didnt know it went for winning awards too
*Audience Laughs*
TF: It really is an honor to be voted for this
Chad: Honor Shmoner, We won cause of me!
TF: Cause of you? We couldnt even win a Raffle cause of you!
Chad: Just Face it TF....I Bring out the best of you!
TF: Doody...The only thing you get out of me is Vomit for having to listen to you accepting all those awards
*Crowd Laughs*
Chad: Your just bitter...cause this i my 4th Award and this is your first!
TF: Yeah...Sure helps to be the host of a show doesent it!
Chad: Are you accusing me of rigging this thing?
TF: No...Im accusing you of the worst thing known to mankind
Chad: Whats that?
TF: Being Chad Doody....
Chad: *Sarcastically* Ha...Ha....So funny i forgot to barf...Ill do it later
*Audience Laughs*
Chad: Well anyways. Here to perform a Musical Number....SCOTT BAIO!
*Audience Applaud and Chad and TF stnd their*
Chad: I Said....SCOTT BAIO!.....I Guess Hes not coming out
*Audience Boos*
Chad; Hey TF.,..I Got an idea...Why dont we sing a song?
TF: Us?
Chad: Yeah....I Planned ahead in case something happened, So i brought these lyrics
*Chad pulls out a piece of paper from hi pocket and hands it to TF, Than grabs one himself*
Chad: Now those are your lines...These are mine. Got It?
TF: Got It!
*The Lights go out and the spotlight flash on Chad and TF. Suddenly a large picture of Al Roker appears on the big screen*
Chad: It must have been cold there in my shadow/...To never have sunlight on your face? You’ve been content to let me shiiiine, You always walked a step behiiiiind.....
TF: I
Chad: Was the one with all the glooory *Audience Laughs*While you were the one with all the strength, Only a face without a name, I never once heard you complain.
TF: Did
Chad: You ever know that you’re my herrrrrrroooo?....And everything I’d like to beeeeeeee... I can fly hiiiiiiigher than an eagle, ‘Cause you are the wind beneath my wings!
*As the song goes on TF looks a bit mad, than notices The Plug in to Chad's Microphone and grins*
Chad: Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeeerrrrrrroooo? And everything I’d like to...
*TF unplugs Chad's microphone*
TF: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....I CN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAAAGLE......CAUSE YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!
*The song endsand the Audience Applauds as T smiles and Bows. Chad looks at with a mad look on his face*
Chad: Just what do you think you just did?
TF: Prevented The world from hearing your horrible singing
Chad: You wanna step outside buddy?
TF: Darn Right I Do!
*Chad and TF both walk to the back of the room. Chad holds the door open and TF walks out first, suddenly Chd closes the door in TF's face and runs back down to the stage smiling as the audience applauds*
Chad: Sorry about that. I Had to take out the trash!
*Audience Laughs as The door opens and TF walks in mad, But still cant help but laugh as he sits back down at his table*
((((((((((BACK TO PRESENT!)))))))))))
*Chad and TF Are standing on stage as the Audience Applauds for last years Dynamic Duo award Winners.*
Chad: Yes, We were Voted the Dynamic Duo of 2003, And I Have news for all of you.....WE WERE VOTED THE DYNAMIC DUO OF 2004 AS WELL!'
*Audience Gives Standing Ovation*
TF: We don Have to sing again do we?
Chad: Believe me TF, After your performance last year....It would be cruel of me to make the audince watch you sing again.
TF: Ill Have you know My Singing Skills are Great.
Chad: Compared to who, Roesanne?
TF: Shut Up!
Chad: You wanna step Outside?
TF: Im Not falling for that again!
Chad: Oh, Too Bad.
*Chad Takes out a remote control and Presses a Button. The Taxi theme than Plays as 2 large men come over and carry TF Away*
TF: LET ME GO, YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS DOODY.
*Chad Walks to the back of the room and Opens the exit as the 2 large men throw TF Outside In The Dumpster. Chad than walks back to the Podium.*
Chad: For the 2nd year in a row i.....TOOK OUT THE TRASH! Thanks Bernie & Rod!
*The Security Guards Give Thumbs Up and Walk Away. TF Than walks back in covered In Garbage.*
Chad: Looking Good TF, Better than Usual.
*TF Gets a Mad Look and sits back down*
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*Backstage Jack is sitting down playing with matches When EFD And Lucas walk up.*
EFD: Whatcha Got Their Son?
Jack: Matches
*Jack accidently starts a fire surrounding Him and EFD.*
EFD: JACK YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Jack: Oops
EFD: I Hate You...
Jack: Ditto
EFD: QUICK LUCAS, DO SOMETHING.
*Lucas walks Over and sees a Big Tank with GAS Written On It.*
Lucas: I Think theirs water In Here.
*Lucas takes the Gas and throws it in the water making the fire Bigger*
EFD: LUCAS!
Lucas: CRAP....I NEVER SAW THE WORD GAS ON THEIR!
EFD: Oh Yes Lucas, Water always comes In Big red Tanks with Funnels On them.
Lucas: Im Sorry Man....
EFD: WELL WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
*Suddenly some water comes down putting the fire out. Standing their is Smokey the Bear with a Bucket of water.*
EFD: THANK YOU!
Smokey: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT AWARD SHOW FIRES!
Jack: You Got It Yogi!
*Jack and Lucas walk away. Smokey takes off the mask rvealing hes Roby.*
EFD: Thanks for Saving us and all, But why were you wearing a Smokey The Bear Costume in the first place?
Roby: Shhhhh
EFD: :confused:
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*Chad is at the Podium*
Chad: The Next Presentors...*A TV People* & PZelda
*Theywalk out to the Podium*
*A TV People*: The Next award is for the Greatest New Member.
PZelda: Which pretty much Means, The Greatest New Member...And Eliminates Great Old Nembers
*A TV People*: The Nominees Are....
NOMINEES: Ravey......Roby......Lucas
PZelda: And The Winner Is.....
PZelda & *A TV People*: RAVEY!
*Ravey walks down to the Podium*
Ravey: Wow...Thanks! 2 Awards In One Night, I Feel very Honored To be considered the Greatest New Member. Thank You!
*The Audience Applauds as Ravey walks back to her seat*
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Chad: The next Presentors...Beaver Fan & Fonz-A-Mundo!
*The LITB Theme Plays as Beaver Fan & Fonz-A-Mundo Walk Out*
Beaver Fan: The next award is for the Most Ridiculous Name Change.
Fonz-A-Mundo: And theirs been alot, I Barely recognize anyone anymore!
Beaver Fan: And Heres the Nominees....
NOMINEES: Chad - Captain Juke "N" Jive.....TF - Sheriff Juke "N" Jive.....Jack - King Juke "N" Jive....Lucas - Colonel Juke "N" Jive.....Lucas - Allen Snap Dragon
Fonz-A-Mundo: And The Winner Is....
Fonz-A-Mundo & Beaver Fan: LUCAS - ALLEN SNAP DRAGON!
*The Three Stooges theme Plays as Lucas walks up and takes the award*
Lucas: I Feel so Honored to be Laughed at and accept an award because I Picked out a stupid username!...No Really....I Do!
*Audience Laughs as Lucas takes the award and sits back down.*
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Chad: Its time once again everyone, To Include a member into the Hall Of Fame. Of course last Year TF And I Tied to get In. But we werent the only ones. You see, Before we counted the Votes we decided to Include a Very Specia Inclusion into the Hall Of Fame, TJ Of course was the one that We Inducted. This yar we are going to do the same thing for anouther Great member. Congratulations to Pavanbadal for being Our Honorary Induction this year. Your Great work here at Sitcoms Online is appreciated by all of us, And thank you for letting us Know schedules In Advance!
*Audience Applauds*
Chad: And now to ntroduce the Hall Of Fame Member You all Voted for, Here is Our special guest Presentor....No Longer a Regular memebr at the Board, But stil a Good friend of all of ours, Formerly Babalu and Ralh Malph Rircardo, And Now known as Barnabas1....Here is Ricky!
*Ricky walks out with an Award Bigger than all of the other ones of the night.*
Ricky: Thank You Chad. Im Honored to be here tonight to present this Award and Induction into the Hall of Fame to whoever you guys Voted. The Hall Of Fame awar of course has No Nominees and you could vote for anyone that wasnt already in it. Here are The many people nomnated for this Great award.
NOMINEES: Crystal.....EFD.......Roby.......Katie.......Jack
Ricky: Now Here is you winner And latest Inductee into the Happy Days Board Hall Of Fame....JACK WILSON!
*The Audience Give a Standing Ovation as Jack walks Up to the Stage. Loads of Confetti and Baloons are coming down as the audience goes wild.*
Jack: Thanks Everyone! This is a HUGE Honor to be Inducted Into this very special Hall Of Fame. It really means alot to me.
Chad: Jack....You May be wacky at times, You May be weird at times, And oher times you even annoy some....But your a Great friend and an excellent Long Time member. You deserve it Pal!
*Chad shakes Jacks hand as the Audience Applauds*
Chad: We're Just about one here onight folks. EXCEPT.....What would an Awards show be wihout a Musical Number. Come On Up everyone!
*Everyone their Gets Up On the stage as Chad takes the Microphone and stands in front of hem all.*
Chad: Heres A Little song I Wrote for the Occasion
(((((SONG MODE)))))
*The Background Of The 80s Hit "We Are The World" Plays*
Chad: There comes a time... When we heed a certain call
Chad & TF: When the Board must come together as one
EFD: There are people being banned...
Jack: And it’s time to lend a hand reporting them
Jack & Lucas: The greatest gift of all
Katie: We can’t go on pretending day by day
Roby: That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
Ravey: We are all part of TJ’s great big family
MG: And the truth, you know, A Moderators...all we need
Everyone: WE ARE THE BOARD.....WE ARE THE POSTERS...WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BETTER THREAD SO LETS START POSTING....
DA HOME GUY: Theirs A Choice we're Making...When We hit that big reply!
Yoli & Crystal: Its True We'll Make A Better Thread, Just You And Me!
(((((END SONG MODE))))
Chad: Thanks for coming everyone, This was a great Night. Lots of fun, Hopefully for everyone. Looking Forward to the 2005 Board awards, But to get their...We have to Keep Posting! *Sings* Its True We'll Make A Better Thread Just You And Me!
*Everyone Continues Singing The Song As The Awards Show Ends*
*The SO Theater Is Shown With Spotlights Flashing high above it. Lots of Limos are arrive as the Camera Cuts backstage to Chad Doody's Dressing Room. Jack walks In.*
Jack: Say Listen Chad...
Chad: Yeah, What is it?
Jack: Are you sure you dont want me to Bring people In like last year?
Chad: Listen Jack...Last years show while Good, Was also a Huge disaster in many ways. Scott Baio got Locked In his dressing room, You sent Tom Bosley and Marion Ross Away, You Spent the entire night Outside!
Jack: *Laughs Histerically Before Stopping Out Of Nowhere And Getting a Serious Look * Whats your Point?
Chad: My Point is you did a HORRIBLE Job. So what i want you to do is go Into the Main room, Have a seat, And enjoy the show! I Hired Professional Staff this year.
Jack: Cant I Just....
Chad: No
Jack: Just A....
Chad: No
Jack: What about....
Chad: Yes
Jack: Really?
Chad: No
*Jack Frowns*
Chad: Ill tell you what. AFTER The show you can show people out....Just PLEASE Dont screw it up.
Jack: YES SIR!
*Jack walks out the door*
Chad: God.....Please give me Some kind of sign. A Sign that says this awards show wont be a complete total disaster...
*TF Runs In*
TF: CHAD, COME QUICK....JACK JUST TRIPPED IN THE HALLWAY KNOCKING OVER THE ENTIRE FOOD TABLE AND SOME VERY EXPENSIVE CAMERA EQUIPMENT.
Chad: *Looks Up* Not What I Had In Mind...
*Chad and TF Run Out*
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THE SECOND ANNUAL HAPPY DAYS BOARD AWARDS!!!!!!
*The Camera cuts out to the awards room. All the regular Board members are sitting at their tables enjoying their night when suddenly the lights go out and stage lights begin flashing across the stage*
Announcer: AND NOW...LIVE FROM SITCOMS ONLINE THEATER.....THE SECOND ANNUAL HAPPY DAYS BOARD AWARDS!
*Audience Applauds*
Announcer: AND HERES YOUR HOST...THE MOST HANDSOME, LOVEABLE, BRILIANT, KIND AND SUAVE MAN....And Also the Man that writes My Cue Cards and Pays me to say things I Wouldnt normally say....CHAD DOODY!
*The Background Music of "Its Not Unusual" By Tom Jones plays and the audience ges wild as Chad Doody walks out the curtain Doing A Little strut And wearing his Custom Orange Tuxedo. After the Music stops the Applause goes On anouther few seconds As Chad Motions to tone it down.*
Chad: Thank You! And welcome to the 2nd annual Happy Days Board Awards. I Wanna thank everyone for coming, Last years show was Tremendous and alot of fun...And I Hope we can top it! *Audience Applauds* I Am of course Your Host With The Most, The Man With the Plan, The Doody With The Cute Booty, Chad Doody! *Audience Applauds* So Lets get straight to it. The First award Is The "Funniest Board Member" Award. Which was of course won By Yours Truly last year. So Lets give a hand for Our first 2 Presenters...TF & Erin!
*The Bewitched Theme With Words Added In (Every Lyric Is TF) Plays as TF And Erin walk out to the Podium.*
Erin: We are here tonight to present the Funniest Board Member for Achievement In The Field Of Laughter.
TF: May I Add That I Should Have Been Nominated for this. Everyone Knows I Am the funniest Man On the Planet.
*Entire Audience Roars In Laughter*
Chad: What Do You Know TF, That WAS Funny!
*TF Looks Mad*
Erin: Ummm...Heres the Nominees....
NOMINEES: Chad.....Roby......Jack......Lucas
Erin: And The Winner Is....Its A Tie!
Erin & TF: CHAD & ROBY!
*The Camera Than Goes To Split Screen. On One Side Chad is shown Smiling as he walks to the Podium, On the otherside Roby is shown Looking surprised In his chair Before walking up to the Podium.*
Chad: Well Its certainly a great Honor to Win Funniest Board Member Two Years In A Row! And even though its a Tie, I Have the Satisfaction of rubbing it in all your little faces that im the funniest Board Member twice In a row!
Roby: And I Have the Satisfaction Of Watching you Bring yourself Up, Only for me to Bring you back down By Letting You Know the Award stays in My Home.
Chad: Wait a Minute Roby...While I Nust admit your a funny Guy, I Think its quite obvious that Voting aside, I Am the funniest man on the Board. Therefore The Award should Go In My Trophy Mantle.
Roby: Alright....Alright, It can go in your Trophy Mantle.
Chad: Thank you Roby, Thats a very Mature Attitude.
Roby: Thanks...Ill Send someone in the Morning to bring your Trophy Mantle to my House.
*Audience Laughs As Roby takes award and Goes off the stage.*
Chad: Yeah Well....Everyone just remember i won half of that!
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Chad: Anyways Lets Get to the next presentors for the next award....Lucas & MG!
*Lucas and MG Walk Out to the Podium.*
Lucas: You Know what Characteristic It takes to Create some of the greatest Things And Ideas Known to man MG?
MG: What would that be Lucas?
Lucas: Creativity! And I Know the Happy Days Board is filed with Lots of it.
MG: In fact, Its filled with so Much creativity its hard to Narrow it down to just 4.
Lucas: But we did, And here they are!
NOMINEES: Chad......Jack.....Roby.....Katie
MG: And The Winner is...
Lucas & MG: CHAD DOODY!
*Chad Walks over to the Podium again*
Chad: This is greatness. You Know that? *Audience Applauds* This SO TOTALLY = GREATNESS! Wow...The first 2 awards and I Win Both of them. Thank You!
*The Audience Applauds As Chad takes the award backstage*
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*Backstage Chad walks with the Award when he Suddenly hears Motorcycles.*
Chad: What The...?
*Suddenly 4 or 5 Old Ladys Show up on Motorcycles Wearing Leather Vests With Tattoos On their arm. Chad Looks at them a Minute as his eyebrow raises*
Old Lady: Excuse me sonny, But where do we sit?
Chad: Ummmmm...
Old Lady: Isnt this The Grammys?
Chad: Actually, This is the Happy Days Board Awards.
Old Lady: Ohhhh....Sorry about that.
Chad: Maam, I Hate to argue here, But I Dont think the Grammys Are actually for...
*Lucas comes up*
Lucas: EDNA!
Old Lady: LUCAS! Well what are the Odds of seeing you here. You still coming Over Tommorow?
Lucas: Hey *Does Pointy Gun Thing With Finger and Winks* Wouldnt Miss It!
*The Old Ladys ride off.*
Chad: Was that your Grandmother?
Lucas No Shes My Date.
*Chad Raises Eyebrow Again as Lucas Looks At Him*
Chad: Im gonna pretend I Didnt hear that.
Lucas: 'Preciate It.
*Chad walks away*
Lucas: That Reminds Me, Gotta Pick up some Prune Juice Tommorow.
*Lucas walks Off*
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*Chad walks back out on stage*
Chad: The Next Presentors, EFD & Yoli!
*"Hot Potato" Plays As EFD And Yoli Walk Up*
Yoli: The Next award Is The oOoOo Award.
EFD: And its for the best Random Thread title of the past year.
Yoli: This award However, Was A Little different than the others. Their were No Nominees, Intead...People were asked to Pick their favorite random thread of the past year.
EFD: Many Threads were Nominated, But Only One was even Voted Twice....Which Coincidently was the winner.
Yoli: Here are The Thread Titles that were Voted, And the Creators of them.
NOMINEES: Hulk Hogan's House Of Pasta - Jack Wilson, SOLOMON's Thanksgiving House of STUFFING - TF, Spam Jam 4: We Is Bad Spamma Jammas! - Chad Doody, Sheriff Doody's Saloon - Chad Doody, Friends of Venus Double Secret Probation Edition - Roby, Judge Smails ' Pool of Baby Ruth Bars - Jack Wilson, Katie's Loopid House of Scary Flaming Dogs - Katie, Chad's Trailer Truck (That Ran Over A Skunk) - Chad Doody
EFD: And The Winner Is...
EFD & Yoli: KATIE'S LOOPID HOUSE OF SCARY FLAMING DOGS!
*The WKRP In Cincinatti Theme Plays as Katie walks Up to the Podium to accept the Award*
Katie: Thank You! I Wanna thank everyone for Voting For Me, Especially the 2 people that actually did vote for me! *Audience Laughs* And I Wanna thank The House for Being Loopid.
Chad: Which of course is a Genius word Meaning Half Loser, Half Stupid.
Katie: Yes....And I Wanna thank the Flaming Dogs for being scary. Im Sure i wouldnt have won this award if the Flaming dogs werent scary. Thank You!
*Katie Takes her award and goes to sit down*
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*Backstage Jack Is Boxing With A Kangaroo When Chad walks By. Chad stops a second Looking confused.*
Chad: Wha..........Im Not Even Gonna Bother....
*Chad walks Off and EFD Walks by*
EFD: What you doing their Jack?
Jack: Boxing with a Kangaroo
EFD: Am I Gonna Regret Asking Why?
Jack: *Looking Tired* Yeah, Prety Much.
EFD: Carry On Than.
*EFD Walks Off And Roby Walks By*
Roby: Hi Jack
Jack: Oh Hi....*Gets Punched By Kangaroo* Roby
Roby: How you been?
Jack: Not Bad.
Roby: Great.
*Roby Walks Off and TF Walks By*
TF: Jack....
Jack: Yeah
TF: Why Are you Backstage Boxing with a Kangaoo for NO Apparent Reason, Wihout Any Explanation Of any Kind.
Jack: I Dunno
TF: You...Dont....Know?
Jack: *Thinks* Nope, Just Doing It!
TF: I See...Well the next Awards Coming Up, Beter get back to your seat.
Jack: Ok, Thanks TF.
TF: No Problem.
*TF Walks Off*
Jack: Il Be back Later Clyde.
*Jack Takes Boxing Gloves off and walks Away*
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*Chad walks back out*
Chad: The Next Presentors...FonzForever & Kelsey
*FonzForever and Kelsey walk Out.*
FonzForever: The next Award is For Wackiest Board Member.
Kelsey: And believe me, This Board Is Not short on Wackiness.
FonzForever: And heres the Nominees...
NOMINEES: Jack......Roby......Lucas.......DA HOME GUY
Kelsey: And the Winner is....
Kelsey & FonzForever: JACK!
*Some Circus Clown Music Plays as Jack Rides The Kangaroo Out on the stage To a Roarin Ovation. Jack is wearing a cowboy Hat and Swinging a Rope.*
FonzForever: Yeah....Is their any Wonder this guy won?
*Jack gets off the Kangaroo and walks up to the Podium*
Jack: YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW! Who Wants To Hear My Latest Parody?
Everyone In Audience: NOT US!
Jack: Ok, Ill Do It Later! Thanks For Voting For me everybody, Im Glad to Win the Wackiest Board Member Award! Thanks!
*Jack walks To his seat with the award as the Audience Cheers*
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Chad: The Next Presentors Are....wayne & animalcrackers
*Wayne & AnimalCrackers Walk Out*
Wayne: We are here to present the Cutest Board Member Award.
AnimalCrackers: Here are the Nominees...
NOMINEES: Chad Doody......Chad Doody.......Chad Doody.......Chad Doody.
Wayne: And The Winner Is....
Animal Crackers: Wait....Wait a Minute, Wayne.
Wayne: What is it?
AnimalCrackers: I Dont recal Their bing a Cutest Board memebr award.
Wayne: Hey...Now that you Mention it, Neither Do I.
*Both Look at Chad as Chad Looks Nervous*
Chad: Ummm....Hehe.....Cant You Take A Joke?.....
Wayne: Riiiiight.....Ok so we're REALLY Hear to present the Nicest Board Member Award.
Animal Crackers: Heres the Nominees....
NOMINEES: Katie.......Yoli.......Jack
Wayne: And The Winner Is.....
Wayne & AnimalCrackers: YOLI!
*"Arabian Nights" From Aladdin Plays as Yoli Walks Up to the Podium.*
Yoli: Aladdin?
Chad: :D
Yoli: Yeah.....Thanks for Voting Me nicest Board member! I Didnt think i would win Anyhing But Im Pleasently Surprised! Thanks To Everyone that Voted for me!
*Yoli Holds up the award before walking back to her seat with it.*
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*Backstage EFD Is Stuffing his face with food from The Replacement Food Table When Chad walks Up*
Chad: Hi EFD. Enjoing the show?
EFD: *With 2 Or 3 Mini Sandwiches In His Mouth* Yurp, Is rully Gud.
Chad: Huh?
EFD: *With Food Still In* I Sai Yurp Is Rully Gud
Chad: EFD, Dont talk with your Mouth full.
EFD* *Swallows* I SAID YUP, ITS REALLY GOOD.
Chad: Oh.....Thanks.
*EFD Stuff sandwich In Mouth*
EFD: *With Mouth Full* Nu Prublu
Chad: Huh?
EFD: NUVERMIN
*EFD Storms Off As Chad Stuffs a Sandwich In His Mouth and begins eating.*
Chad: *With Mouth Full* Whas Hus Prublum?
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*Chad walks back Out*
Chad: *With Mouth Sill Full* TE NUXT PRESUNTRS AUH....
Crowd: HUH?
Chad: *Swallows Food* The Next Presentors Are...Jack & Crystal!
*Jack and Crystal walk Out*
Crystal: The Next award is the Stalkee.
Jack: Its The Award that says "Im REALLY Overly Obsessed Wih Someone"
Crystal: And even though all 4 of our Nominees are Overly Obsessed Weirdos, Theirs Only One winner that was Voted By the people.
Jack: And The Nominees Are....
NOMINEES: MG - Clay Aiken........Jack - Parodys......Chad - D.W AKA ******* AKA Girl He Has Had Crush On For 7 Years......TF - Weather
Crystal: And The Winner Is....
Crystal & Jack: MG - CLAY AIKEN!
*"Flying Without Wings" By Ruben Studdard Plays as MG Walks up to the stage*
MG: Who is Responsible for Me coming out to that?
*Chad Whistles Looking Innocently*
MG: *Looks Mad* Well Its an Honor for everyone to vote for me.
Chad: Im so totally More Obsessed with ******* Than You are with Clay.
MG: What?
Chad: Hav you had a Crush On Clay Aiken for 7 Years? I THINK NOT!
MG: I Havent even known Him for 7 years.
Chad: I REST MY CASE! Ive Known ******* Since Pre School.
MG: Really?
Chad: Indubitably
MG: No One Cares.
Chad: I Do.....I LOVE HER! *Sighs Staring Into Space*
MG: Chad?............Chad?...........CHAD?
*Chad continues staring Into space*
MG: I Think your better like this anyway. Thanks again everyone!
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*MG Walks off the stage. The Crowd aplauds. 5 Minutes later Chad is Stil staring Into space as the Audience Is In Complete Silence. TF Walks up to Chad.*
TF: Umm....Chad....?
Chad: Yes?
TF: Kinda In the Middle of an Awards show here.
Chad: Oh, Right. Anyways...Here are the next Presentors, Some special Celebritys I Flown in just for the event, Anson Williams & Donny Most!
*The Happy Days theme Plays as Anson & Donny walk Out to a standing Ovation*
Anson: Hi Everyone!
Donny: We are here to Present the Funnest Board Member Award.
Anson: Hey, You think I Was Nominated?
Donny: Anson, Your Not even A Member of this board!
Anson: No...But Im Fun!
Donny: Your Such A Potsie!
Anson: The Nominees, Selected By You, Are....
NOMINEES: EFD........Chad......Sal.......Lucas.....MG......Jack
Donny: And The Winner Is....
Donny & Anson: CHAD DOODY!
*Chad walks Up to the Podium*
Chad: Thanks Anson, Thanks Donny, And Thank You Audience! 3 Awards tonight, Keep em coming guys!
*Chad walks off to an Applause*
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*Backstage Ted Mcginley is shown In a Sweater wih a Microphon.*
Ted Mcginley: Good evening ladies And Gentlemen. I Am Here to Announce the Best And Worst Board Fads. The BEST? Don Porter Mania!
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Ted Mcginley: The WORST? "Im The Fonz, Hug Me!"
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Ted Mcginley: And their you have it Folks, The Best and Worst Board Fads of The 204 Happy Days Board Awards!
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*Chad is at Podium*
Chad: I Just wanted to come out and make somehting clear about this award show. You See, Some award show last year stopped to an all time low of Having Madonna and Bitney Spears Kiss to attract Contraversy. I Would like to assure you all, That we do Not need to resort to 2 Girls Kissing to attract Viewers.
*Anson Williams and Don Most walk On stage and Start Passionately Kissing As the Audience Roars In Laughter. They leave as Chad stands stunned with his face frozen.*
Chad:.......Yeah....Well.......his is the part where I Would Insert some Kind of Pun here and make you all Laugh, But to be honest...I Think that pretty much spoke for itself. So Ill Move On, The next presentors, DA HOME GUY & Brian!
*DA HOME GUY & Brian walk Out As the Audience Applauds*
DA HOME GUY: A Wise Man Once Said Without Jokes and Pranks the world would Be a very Boring Place.
Brian: Since when is Chad a wise man?
DA HOME GUY: Since he told me to say he is, Thats When.
Brian: We are here to present the "Punk'd-ee".
DA HOME GUY: Which of Course is the award for best Board prank.
Brian: The Nominees Are....
NOMINEES: Chad And Ravey Give MG A Crazy Sig....TF's signature as the teletubbies....Mandy's Day Away.....The "MG got banned from TJ for asking him to bring sigs in every post back" prank.....Fake Chad Doody Prank
DA HOME GUY: And The Winner Is......
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DA HOME GUY & Brian: CHAD AND RAVEY GIVE MG A CRAZY SIG!
*MG Is shown Looking Embarassed as Ravey, Who is sitting next to her walks up to the Podium, Chad is already standing their. They are each presented with an Award*
Chad: Thanks everyone! Not only is this My 4th Award of the Night, But this is also One of my alltime Favorite Pranks.
Ravey: Yes, It was certainly.
Chad: I Wanna hank you Ravey for making the Blend, And Of course it was My Genius idea to do it! W also both did a great job convincing MG We were serious About making that for her as a gift.
*Audience Laughs*
Ravey: Thank You!
*Ravey goes back to her seat with Her award As Chad stays at the Podium*
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Chad: It Is Now time Once again for the Dynamic Duo Award! Of course last years Dynamic Duo award was won by TF And Myself. Lets see what Happened.
((((((((((FLASHBACK TO 2003)))))))))))
Shelle: And The Winners Are.....
Shelle and AnaheimPMWitch: CHAD DOODY AND THEFONZ
*"It Takes Two" By Marvin Gaye plays as Chad and TF walk up to the podium*'
Chad: I Guess Its True what they say.....It does take two to Dummys to screw a lightbulb. But i didnt know it went for winning awards too
*Audience Laughs*
TF: It really is an honor to be voted for this
Chad: Honor Shmoner, We won cause of me!
TF: Cause of you? We couldnt even win a Raffle cause of you!
Chad: Just Face it TF....I Bring out the best of you!
TF: Doody...The only thing you get out of me is Vomit for having to listen to you accepting all those awards
*Crowd Laughs*
Chad: Your just bitter...cause this i my 4th Award and this is your first!
TF: Yeah...Sure helps to be the host of a show doesent it!
Chad: Are you accusing me of rigging this thing?
TF: No...Im accusing you of the worst thing known to mankind
Chad: Whats that?
TF: Being Chad Doody....
Chad: *Sarcastically* Ha...Ha....So funny i forgot to barf...Ill do it later
*Audience Laughs*
Chad: Well anyways. Here to perform a Musical Number....SCOTT BAIO!
*Audience Applaud and Chad and TF stnd their*
Chad: I Said....SCOTT BAIO!.....I Guess Hes not coming out
*Audience Boos*
Chad; Hey TF.,..I Got an idea...Why dont we sing a song?
TF: Us?
Chad: Yeah....I Planned ahead in case something happened, So i brought these lyrics
*Chad pulls out a piece of paper from hi pocket and hands it to TF, Than grabs one himself*
Chad: Now those are your lines...These are mine. Got It?
TF: Got It!
*The Lights go out and the spotlight flash on Chad and TF. Suddenly a large picture of Al Roker appears on the big screen*
Chad: It must have been cold there in my shadow/...To never have sunlight on your face? You’ve been content to let me shiiiine, You always walked a step behiiiiind.....
TF: I
Chad: Was the one with all the glooory *Audience Laughs*While you were the one with all the strength, Only a face without a name, I never once heard you complain.
TF: Did
Chad: You ever know that you’re my herrrrrrroooo?....And everything I’d like to beeeeeeee... I can fly hiiiiiiigher than an eagle, ‘Cause you are the wind beneath my wings!
*As the song goes on TF looks a bit mad, than notices The Plug in to Chad's Microphone and grins*
Chad: Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeeerrrrrrroooo? And everything I’d like to...
*TF unplugs Chad's microphone*
TF: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....I CN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAAAGLE......CAUSE YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!
*The song endsand the Audience Applauds as T smiles and Bows. Chad looks at with a mad look on his face*
Chad: Just what do you think you just did?
TF: Prevented The world from hearing your horrible singing
Chad: You wanna step outside buddy?
TF: Darn Right I Do!
*Chad and TF both walk to the back of the room. Chad holds the door open and TF walks out first, suddenly Chd closes the door in TF's face and runs back down to the stage smiling as the audience applauds*
Chad: Sorry about that. I Had to take out the trash!
*Audience Laughs as The door opens and TF walks in mad, But still cant help but laugh as he sits back down at his table*
((((((((((BACK TO PRESENT!)))))))))))
*Chad and TF Are standing on stage as the Audience Applauds for last years Dynamic Duo award Winners.*
Chad: Yes, We were Voted the Dynamic Duo of 2003, And I Have news for all of you.....WE WERE VOTED THE DYNAMIC DUO OF 2004 AS WELL!'
*Audience Gives Standing Ovation*
TF: We don Have to sing again do we?
Chad: Believe me TF, After your performance last year....It would be cruel of me to make the audince watch you sing again.
TF: Ill Have you know My Singing Skills are Great.
Chad: Compared to who, Roesanne?
TF: Shut Up!
Chad: You wanna step Outside?
TF: Im Not falling for that again!
Chad: Oh, Too Bad.
*Chad Takes out a remote control and Presses a Button. The Taxi theme than Plays as 2 large men come over and carry TF Away*
TF: LET ME GO, YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS DOODY.
*Chad Walks to the back of the room and Opens the exit as the 2 large men throw TF Outside In The Dumpster. Chad than walks back to the Podium.*
Chad: For the 2nd year in a row i.....TOOK OUT THE TRASH! Thanks Bernie & Rod!
*The Security Guards Give Thumbs Up and Walk Away. TF Than walks back in covered In Garbage.*
Chad: Looking Good TF, Better than Usual.
*TF Gets a Mad Look and sits back down*
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*Backstage Jack is sitting down playing with matches When EFD And Lucas walk up.*
EFD: Whatcha Got Their Son?
Jack: Matches
*Jack accidently starts a fire surrounding Him and EFD.*
EFD: JACK YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Jack: Oops
EFD: I Hate You...
Jack: Ditto
EFD: QUICK LUCAS, DO SOMETHING.
*Lucas walks Over and sees a Big Tank with GAS Written On It.*
Lucas: I Think theirs water In Here.
*Lucas takes the Gas and throws it in the water making the fire Bigger*
EFD: LUCAS!
Lucas: CRAP....I NEVER SAW THE WORD GAS ON THEIR!
EFD: Oh Yes Lucas, Water always comes In Big red Tanks with Funnels On them.
Lucas: Im Sorry Man....
EFD: WELL WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
*Suddenly some water comes down putting the fire out. Standing their is Smokey the Bear with a Bucket of water.*
EFD: THANK YOU!
Smokey: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT AWARD SHOW FIRES!
Jack: You Got It Yogi!
*Jack and Lucas walk away. Smokey takes off the mask rvealing hes Roby.*
EFD: Thanks for Saving us and all, But why were you wearing a Smokey The Bear Costume in the first place?
Roby: Shhhhh
EFD: :confused:
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*Chad is at the Podium*
Chad: The Next Presentors...*A TV People* & PZelda
*Theywalk out to the Podium*
*A TV People*: The Next award is for the Greatest New Member.
PZelda: Which pretty much Means, The Greatest New Member...And Eliminates Great Old Nembers
*A TV People*: The Nominees Are....
NOMINEES: Ravey......Roby......Lucas
PZelda: And The Winner Is.....
PZelda & *A TV People*: RAVEY!
*Ravey walks down to the Podium*
Ravey: Wow...Thanks! 2 Awards In One Night, I Feel very Honored To be considered the Greatest New Member. Thank You!
*The Audience Applauds as Ravey walks back to her seat*
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Chad: The next Presentors...Beaver Fan & Fonz-A-Mundo!
*The LITB Theme Plays as Beaver Fan & Fonz-A-Mundo Walk Out*
Beaver Fan: The next award is for the Most Ridiculous Name Change.
Fonz-A-Mundo: And theirs been alot, I Barely recognize anyone anymore!
Beaver Fan: And Heres the Nominees....
NOMINEES: Chad - Captain Juke "N" Jive.....TF - Sheriff Juke "N" Jive.....Jack - King Juke "N" Jive....Lucas - Colonel Juke "N" Jive.....Lucas - Allen Snap Dragon
Fonz-A-Mundo: And The Winner Is....
Fonz-A-Mundo & Beaver Fan: LUCAS - ALLEN SNAP DRAGON!
*The Three Stooges theme Plays as Lucas walks up and takes the award*
Lucas: I Feel so Honored to be Laughed at and accept an award because I Picked out a stupid username!...No Really....I Do!
*Audience Laughs as Lucas takes the award and sits back down.*
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Chad: Its time once again everyone, To Include a member into the Hall Of Fame. Of course last Year TF And I Tied to get In. But we werent the only ones. You see, Before we counted the Votes we decided to Include a Very Specia Inclusion into the Hall Of Fame, TJ Of course was the one that We Inducted. This yar we are going to do the same thing for anouther Great member. Congratulations to Pavanbadal for being Our Honorary Induction this year. Your Great work here at Sitcoms Online is appreciated by all of us, And thank you for letting us Know schedules In Advance!
*Audience Applauds*
Chad: And now to ntroduce the Hall Of Fame Member You all Voted for, Here is Our special guest Presentor....No Longer a Regular memebr at the Board, But stil a Good friend of all of ours, Formerly Babalu and Ralh Malph Rircardo, And Now known as Barnabas1....Here is Ricky!
*Ricky walks out with an Award Bigger than all of the other ones of the night.*
Ricky: Thank You Chad. Im Honored to be here tonight to present this Award and Induction into the Hall of Fame to whoever you guys Voted. The Hall Of Fame awar of course has No Nominees and you could vote for anyone that wasnt already in it. Here are The many people nomnated for this Great award.
NOMINEES: Crystal.....EFD.......Roby.......Katie.......Jack
Ricky: Now Here is you winner And latest Inductee into the Happy Days Board Hall Of Fame....JACK WILSON!
*The Audience Give a Standing Ovation as Jack walks Up to the Stage. Loads of Confetti and Baloons are coming down as the audience goes wild.*
Jack: Thanks Everyone! This is a HUGE Honor to be Inducted Into this very special Hall Of Fame. It really means alot to me.
Chad: Jack....You May be wacky at times, You May be weird at times, And oher times you even annoy some....But your a Great friend and an excellent Long Time member. You deserve it Pal!
*Chad shakes Jacks hand as the Audience Applauds*
Chad: We're Just about one here onight folks. EXCEPT.....What would an Awards show be wihout a Musical Number. Come On Up everyone!
*Everyone their Gets Up On the stage as Chad takes the Microphone and stands in front of hem all.*
Chad: Heres A Little song I Wrote for the Occasion
(((((SONG MODE)))))
*The Background Of The 80s Hit "We Are The World" Plays*
Chad: There comes a time... When we heed a certain call
Chad & TF: When the Board must come together as one
EFD: There are people being banned...
Jack: And it’s time to lend a hand reporting them
Jack & Lucas: The greatest gift of all
Katie: We can’t go on pretending day by day
Roby: That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
Ravey: We are all part of TJ’s great big family
MG: And the truth, you know, A Moderators...all we need
Everyone: WE ARE THE BOARD.....WE ARE THE POSTERS...WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BETTER THREAD SO LETS START POSTING....
DA HOME GUY: Theirs A Choice we're Making...When We hit that big reply!
Yoli & Crystal: Its True We'll Make A Better Thread, Just You And Me!
(((((END SONG MODE))))
Chad: Thanks for coming everyone, This was a great Night. Lots of fun, Hopefully for everyone. Looking Forward to the 2005 Board awards, But to get their...We have to Keep Posting! *Sings* Its True We'll Make A Better Thread Just You And Me!
*Everyone Continues Singing The Song As The Awards Show Ends*