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Chad22
01-31-2004, 06:34 PM
*Everybodys On the Bus as Sean Drives*

TF: I Cant wait til we get to Miami.

Chad: Your telling me. Work at the Restaurant lately has been CRAZY. I Could use a vacation.

Sean: Guys we have a problem here....

*The Bus begins to Slide around the road*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH

Chad: WHATS HAPPENING?

*The Bus than Stops as everyone gets out. Sean goes to Check out the engine and sees smoke.*

Sean: We're gonna have to Push this to a Mechanic.

EFD: I Dont wanna

Sean: Well Listen guys....Its my fault for not checking the Bus over before we left. Ill push it to The closest mechanic. You guys can go To that Farm House Up their. Maybe They can give you directions to a nearby Hotel or something.

Chad: Bye Sean

*Sean Pushes the Bus off as everyone watches Him. We all than head over to the farm house and Knock on the door. A Big Man answers it.*

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Big Man: *In Southern Accent* Can I Help you?

Chad: Yeah...Our bus broke down and Our friend is Pushing it to a mechanic. Are their any Hotels nearby we can stay at?

Man: *Laughs* Theirs No Hotels OR Mechanics In 50 miles.

Chad: Well what are we supposed to do?

Man: Well my Names Frank. Ya'll Can stay here in the barn if ya want.

*Chad Blinks Many times than begins to walk away Until TF Stops him*

TF: What else are we gonna Do Man?

Chad: Im Not sleeping in a Barn. Im Allergic to Hay.

*Later that night in the barn.*

Chad: I Cant...Believe....Im Sleeping In A

*Chad Sneezes*

Chad: Barn

*Frank and his Family come In.*

Frank: Howdy folks. Wanna Introduce ya to the Kin Folk. This heres My Wife Emma.

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Frank: My Boy Lou

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Chad: *Whispering To TF* This Place Bites

Frank: And This Is My Daughter Becky.

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Becky: Sorry about the clothes Everyone, I Just got back from swimmin'.

Chad: Thats Quite Ok!

EFD: VERY Ok!

Jack: I Like to swim

EFD: Than Go Swim In A Pond Kid, Im Busy here. Hey Becky, Wanna Get lucky? :grineyes:

*Becky Flips EFD Over*

Frank: BECKY!

Becky: I Dont like folks getting fresh with me Pa.

Frank: Well have some manners. These folks aint from around here.

Chad: Arent from arond here

Frank: I Reckon thats what i just said.

Chad: No you said ain from around here

Frank: Cause ya Aint

Chad Well yeah, But Aint isnt actually a word...See, Its Unproper Grammer to...

*Frank Looks Confused*

Chad: Nevermind....Sooo, Becky. Care to do something? :D

Becky: Sure, Wanna Rassle?

Chad: Hmmmm.....Tempting offer.

*Becky flips Chad Over and attacking him*

Chad: AHHHH, I DIDNT MEAN....

*Chad Attempts to stand up with her still on his back but falls back down.*

Frank: BECKY, GET OFF OF THEIR!

Emma: Theirs plenty of Hay out here for yall to sleep On. If ya get thirsty don hesitate to Milk the cow.

*The family walks out and everyone attempts to get comfortable as Chad continues to sneeze. Chad than lay down in the corner with red allergic eyes.*

Chad: This........Bites.

*InThisMoment*
01-31-2004, 06:58 PM
Whoa. We haven't done roleplay in a long time have we?

Moonlight Lady
01-31-2004, 06:58 PM
Katie walks into the barn looking really freaked out.

Katie: I can't believe this. I had to share that outhouse with Aunt Thelma Lou. Ugh! I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna go to sleep. This bites big time!

She collapses on a pile of hay and it yelps.

robyrob
02-01-2004, 10:41 AM
roby sits in the hay and lets Glitchee climb down to explore, (ie find some sexy she- barncats to accost)

roby: where's all the ducks man? i allways wanted to meet a duck

a small group (gaggle? or is that geese?) of ducks waddle over to spark up a conversation with roby...

Moonlight Lady
02-01-2004, 03:50 PM
Katie found a nice little corner and fell asleep while everyone tried to get settled.

She got up sometime in the night and started sleepwalking and tripped over Roby and the ducks.

Roby: Hey watch it!

Katie: Must find the golden corral.

The Modfather
02-01-2004, 04:10 PM
Lucas: Hey, Becky. You single? :grineyes: You're the most far out chick I've ever seen...

*InThisMoment*
02-01-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Lucas: Hey, Becky. You single? :grineyes: You're the most far out chick I've ever seen...

Lynn: :cuss: *slaps Lucas in the head* :o

Moonlight Lady
02-02-2004, 01:27 PM
Katie wakes up and laughs at Lucas.

The Modfather
02-02-2004, 07:51 PM
Lucas: So Becky, wanna catch a soda later?

Chad: Lucas, you said "soda" *does a jig*

Becky: No, I don't wanna go with you. I wanna go with my cousin Oliver :grineyes:

*Everyone looks shocked*

*InThisMoment*
02-02-2004, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Lucas: So Becky, wanna catch a soda later?

Chad: Lucas, you said "soda" *does a jig*

Becky: No, I don't wanna go with you. I wanna go with my cousin Oliver :grineyes:

*Everyone looks shocked* Lynn: :grr:?

Moonlight Lady
02-02-2004, 10:24 PM
Katie: Um...Your cousin? :eek: