LucyCompanyPhan
01-31-2004, 04:01 PM
I'm having this weird thing happen to me alot lately. Ever mean to say something but it comes out all wrong and then you feel stupid?
Like today, I went to ask my mom a question about my contacts which i just got and instead i said "what happens when you mix the condoms up?" wow. i really blew that one up. My mom thought I had sex on the mind.
And then yesterday I was talking to my friends and i was explaining this story about how i was at the checkout line because the store forgot to take the security tag off my pants but somehow this came out "yeah the guy was checking me out for like 30 seconds and then he took off my pants"
man i sound like i have sex on the mind.
any stories like that you have?
Like today, I went to ask my mom a question about my contacts which i just got and instead i said "what happens when you mix the condoms up?" wow. i really blew that one up. My mom thought I had sex on the mind.
And then yesterday I was talking to my friends and i was explaining this story about how i was at the checkout line because the store forgot to take the security tag off my pants but somehow this came out "yeah the guy was checking me out for like 30 seconds and then he took off my pants"
man i sound like i have sex on the mind.
any stories like that you have?