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01-30-2004, 04:23 PM
Sunday February 1 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 109 - Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Jack and Janet mistake Terri's psychiatric friend for an escape from a hospital psychiatric ward.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 110 - Eyewitness Blues A plainclothes cop moves in to protect Jack whose life is in danger after witnessing an armed robbery at the flower shop.
Monday February 2 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 111 - Boy Meets Dummy Jack must come up with a "wife" to persuade his boss's man-hungry daughter that he's not available.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 112 - Dates of Wrath Janet fumes when she inadvertently fixes up Terri with a guy she wanted to date herself.
Tuesday February 3 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 113 - Macho Man Jack tries to subdue a drunk at the Regal Beagle, but it's Terri who takes care of the masher with her karate skills.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 114 - Strangers in the Night Jack concocts a plan to regain the favor of an attractive Southern Bells he insulted on a date.
Wednesday February 4 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 115 - The Match-breakers Larry devises an acid test to see if Furley's latest find is actually a gold-digger.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 116 - Oh, Nun Jack panics when he suspects Terri's friend wants to give up her life as a nun and marry him.
Thursday February 5 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 117 - Maid to Order The trio reluctantly take on former roommate Cindy as their cleaning woman.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 118 - Hearts and Flowers A fault-finding efficiency expert drives Janet to quit her job at the flower shop.
Friday February 6 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 119 - Urban Plowboy To avoid a woman's angry boyfriend, Jack joins his roommates for a weekend on a farm owned by Cindy's Aunt Becky.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 120 - A Friend in Need Jack subs for the chef at Angelino's restaurant, where a mobster is so impressed with the bill of fare that he insists Jack be made permanent chef.
Saturday February 7 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 121 - Jack's 10 Jack adopts a new image and changes his career plans to please an affluent woman who'd like to marry him.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 122 - Doctor in the House Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather, who's eager to observe Jack's hospital practice.
Sunday February 8 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 123 - Critic's Choice Jack challenges a famous food critic to sample his cuisine, aiming for a favorable review in his newspaper column.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 125 - And Now, Here's Jack Jack becomes a hit with TV viewers when he botches a cooking demonstration promoting Angelino's restaurant.
Monday February 9 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 126 - Janet Wigs Out Janet buys a blonde wig and is so taken with her new image that she alienates her roommates, Furley, and a new neighbor as well.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 127 - Up in the Air Jack agrees to be Janet's date at a stuffy, formal party. After taking an invigorating drink, he becomes the life of the party, embarrassing Janet and causing a shambles.
Tuesday February 10 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 128 - Mate for Each Other After a happily-married computer-matched couple sell Jack on the merits of computer dating, the fun begins when Jack secretly signs up.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 131 - A Night Not to Remember Janet's dinner date with an important, but lecherous, man from the home office turns into a disaster when her "chaperone," Jack, gets drunk and falls asleep in her bed.
Wednesday February 11 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 129 - The Best of Three's Company (Part 1) Special guest host Lucille Ball recalls how the trio first met, the wild predicaments of Jack Tripper, how the trio live together platonically, and how they survive each other.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 130 - The Best of Three's Company (Part 2) In Part 2, Special guest host, Lucille Ball, points out the uniqueness of John Ritter's physical comedy. (He would have been right at home in the old silent films.) Lucy then recalls scenes that best describe the Ropers, Larry and Mr. Furley. Lucy then shows how important misunderstanding is to the comedy of "Three's Company." Next, John Ritter joins Lucy and gives her a one-word description of "Three's Company."
Thursday February 12 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 132 - Jack Goes to the Dentist When Terri breaks up with her ill—tempered boyfriend, he believes that Jack is the cause. Special Guest Star: Jeffrey Tambor.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 133 - Diamond Jack Larry arranges a blind date for Jack — with a jewel thief who mistakes him for a fence.
Friday February 13 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 134 - Extra, Extra Janet's date, a newspaper writer, offers to do a column on the trio's methods of coping with inflation. The published article, however, insinuates that their living arrangement is more intimate than practical.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 135 - Jack Gets His Jack is conned into renting a small restaurant - only to discover that it's a run-down disaster.
Saturday February 14 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 136 - Opening Night Larry, who put the wrong date on the flyers announcing the opening of "Jack's Bistro," manages to "save" the day by inviting his Greek relatives.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 137 - Cousin, Cuisine Jack's attempted romance with Felipe's beautiful cousin, Maria, is plagued by problems — Janet, Terri Maria's inability to speak English and Maria's fiancé.
Sunday February 15 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 138 - An Affair to Forget Janet is happy that her old friend, Randy, is dating Jack — until she discovers that Randy is married.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 139 - The Sunday Brunch Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince the Reverend Gilmore that the Bistro is a respectable establishment. He succeeds until the newlywed couple at the next table begin their honeymoon.
Monday February 16 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 140 - The Impossible Dream Jack is grateful for Larry's suggestion of a free guitarist as a business boost — until he finds out that he has a vocalist — Larry.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 141 - Breaking Up is Hard to Do Furley discovers that the nice young man that Janet and Jack have fixed Terri up with is a convicted murderer.
Tuesday February 17 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 142 - Larry's Sister Larry completely trusts Jack to show his teenage sister around town - until he discovers that they are still out at 2 a.m.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 143 - Bob and Carol and Larry and Terri By the time an innocent story is retold through several people, the trio believes Bob and Carol's marriage is on the rocks. Larry and Terri try to straighten things out with the couple - only to be "caught" by Mr. Furley.
Wednesday February 18 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 145 - Starstruck Terrri is making plans for her wedding to a soap opera star - until Jack discovers that his sleazy reputation is well-earned.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 146 - Jack Goes the Distance Jack challenges a guy who has insulted Furley to a boxing match. His opponent, the girls learn, is a Golden Glove contender with 22 knockouts.
Thursday February 19 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 147 - Jack's Double Date Furley helps Jack lose his "I can stay away for a week" bet with the girls.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 148 - Janet's Little Helper Jack and Terri believe that Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.
Friday February 20 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 149 - The Apartment Instead of catching sleep in the dingy apartment above his restaurant, Jack catches Mr. Angelino with a young woman.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 150 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Terri falls for Jack when he buys a mustache which makes him look like her old boyfriend.
Saturday February 21 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 151 - Navy Blues A former cook in the Navy with Jack comes to town to con his way into a partnership in Jack's Bistro.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 152 - Borrowing Trouble The girls fake a contest to give Jack the rent money he needs for Jack's Bistro. Their good deed turns to disaster when Jacks spends the money on a leather coat.
Sunday February 22 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 153 - Jack be Quick Cheryl asks Jack to father her child, but Jack refuses. Janet thinks Cheryl wants to marry Jack because she's going to have his baby, so she talks Jack into complying with Cheryl's wishes.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 154 - She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not Larry discovers an answered magazine quiz and he and Jack think one of the girls wants to have an affair with Jack. They take the girls on a weekend trip to find out who answered the quiz so Jack can talk her out of it.
Monday February 23 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 155 - The Money Machine Jack receives \\$1,000 by mistake from an automated cash machine. He hides it in the couch for the weekend but when the Bank Security arrives to collect the money, it is nowhere to be found.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 156 - Out on a Limb Jack writes a nasty letter to a famous food critic, thinking the critic is going to give his bistro a ruinous review. When the critic assures Jack the review will be favorable, Jack tries to retrieve the letter from the critic's desk.
Tuesday February 24 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 158 - Hearing is Believing Jack is dating a sex therapist who has asked him to keep her job a secret. Janet, concluding she is a prostitute, is nasty to her and no one can understand why - especially when Janet's own father has become so friendly with her.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 157 - Alias Jack Tripper Jack has two dates, so he talks Larry into posing as him and spending the day with his unwanted date, Janet's childhood friend, who is visiting from out of town.
Wednesday February 25 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 159 - Grandma Jack - Jack believes he has won a baking contest that is open only to women. Disguised as "Grandma Tripper," he goes to collect the check and learns that he is a finalist and must bake his cookies for the company's executives to win the prize.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 160 - Like Father, Like Son - Jack's father visits unexpectedly and resumes his good-natured meddling. Jack explodes and tells him to stay out of his life, but when he learns his father has lost his job, Jack gives him the opportunity to be useful.
Thursday February 26 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 161 - The Odd Couples - Terri is up for a promotion and tells Dr. Kenderson she is married to ward off his advances. When he invites himself and his wife over for dinner, Jack poses as Terri's husband while Janet and Larry pose as French—speaking houseguests.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 162 - Now You See It, Now You Don't - When Jack attends a charity ball with a socialite and loses \\$15,000 gambling, Larry and the girls attempt to help him recover the money.
Friday February 27 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 164 - Janet Shapes Up Janet is thrilled with her new job as an aerobics teacher, and her new boss Tina is thrilled with Jack. When Tina blackmails Jack into being at her beck and call, Larry offers to take her off Jack's hands.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 165 - Itching for Trouble Jack meets an old flame at the park who is seeking advice about her jealous husband. Furley joins them, and they all get poison oak. Later, at Jack's house, Furley tells the husband they were all in the bushes together.
Saturday February 28 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 166 - Baby, it's Cold Inside Jack and Furley get locked in a freezer together. Convinced they are going to die, they have a heart-to-heart talk, and Jack confesses that he really isn't gay. Once safe, Jack worries because Furley knows the truth about him.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 167 - Look What I Found The trio plants a stray cat at Furley's door, hoping he'll bend his rules and keep it. When a girl appears looking for her kitten, Furley lies and says he took it to the pound; so Jack and the girls search the pounds and bring home three different cats.
Sunday February 29 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 168- Jack's Tattoo After a night on the town with his old navy buddies, Jack discovers he has a tattoo on his derriere. When Jack goes to the hospital to have it removed, Janet thinks he is having a vasectomy and Furley thinks he is having a sex change.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 169 - Jack Takes Off Jack offers to model for a beautiful art teacher and finds himself nude in front of her classroom when Furley walks in. Jack begs Furley not to tell, but the secret is out when a nude portrait of Jack appears at the Regal Beagle.
1:00AM & 4:00AM 109 - Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Jack and Janet mistake Terri's psychiatric friend for an escape from a hospital psychiatric ward.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 110 - Eyewitness Blues A plainclothes cop moves in to protect Jack whose life is in danger after witnessing an armed robbery at the flower shop.
Monday February 2 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 111 - Boy Meets Dummy Jack must come up with a "wife" to persuade his boss's man-hungry daughter that he's not available.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 112 - Dates of Wrath Janet fumes when she inadvertently fixes up Terri with a guy she wanted to date herself.
Tuesday February 3 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 113 - Macho Man Jack tries to subdue a drunk at the Regal Beagle, but it's Terri who takes care of the masher with her karate skills.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 114 - Strangers in the Night Jack concocts a plan to regain the favor of an attractive Southern Bells he insulted on a date.
Wednesday February 4 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 115 - The Match-breakers Larry devises an acid test to see if Furley's latest find is actually a gold-digger.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 116 - Oh, Nun Jack panics when he suspects Terri's friend wants to give up her life as a nun and marry him.
Thursday February 5 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 117 - Maid to Order The trio reluctantly take on former roommate Cindy as their cleaning woman.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 118 - Hearts and Flowers A fault-finding efficiency expert drives Janet to quit her job at the flower shop.
Friday February 6 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 119 - Urban Plowboy To avoid a woman's angry boyfriend, Jack joins his roommates for a weekend on a farm owned by Cindy's Aunt Becky.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 120 - A Friend in Need Jack subs for the chef at Angelino's restaurant, where a mobster is so impressed with the bill of fare that he insists Jack be made permanent chef.
Saturday February 7 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 121 - Jack's 10 Jack adopts a new image and changes his career plans to please an affluent woman who'd like to marry him.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 122 - Doctor in the House Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather, who's eager to observe Jack's hospital practice.
Sunday February 8 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 123 - Critic's Choice Jack challenges a famous food critic to sample his cuisine, aiming for a favorable review in his newspaper column.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 125 - And Now, Here's Jack Jack becomes a hit with TV viewers when he botches a cooking demonstration promoting Angelino's restaurant.
Monday February 9 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 126 - Janet Wigs Out Janet buys a blonde wig and is so taken with her new image that she alienates her roommates, Furley, and a new neighbor as well.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 127 - Up in the Air Jack agrees to be Janet's date at a stuffy, formal party. After taking an invigorating drink, he becomes the life of the party, embarrassing Janet and causing a shambles.
Tuesday February 10 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 128 - Mate for Each Other After a happily-married computer-matched couple sell Jack on the merits of computer dating, the fun begins when Jack secretly signs up.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 131 - A Night Not to Remember Janet's dinner date with an important, but lecherous, man from the home office turns into a disaster when her "chaperone," Jack, gets drunk and falls asleep in her bed.
Wednesday February 11 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 129 - The Best of Three's Company (Part 1) Special guest host Lucille Ball recalls how the trio first met, the wild predicaments of Jack Tripper, how the trio live together platonically, and how they survive each other.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 130 - The Best of Three's Company (Part 2) In Part 2, Special guest host, Lucille Ball, points out the uniqueness of John Ritter's physical comedy. (He would have been right at home in the old silent films.) Lucy then recalls scenes that best describe the Ropers, Larry and Mr. Furley. Lucy then shows how important misunderstanding is to the comedy of "Three's Company." Next, John Ritter joins Lucy and gives her a one-word description of "Three's Company."
Thursday February 12 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 132 - Jack Goes to the Dentist When Terri breaks up with her ill—tempered boyfriend, he believes that Jack is the cause. Special Guest Star: Jeffrey Tambor.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 133 - Diamond Jack Larry arranges a blind date for Jack — with a jewel thief who mistakes him for a fence.
Friday February 13 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 134 - Extra, Extra Janet's date, a newspaper writer, offers to do a column on the trio's methods of coping with inflation. The published article, however, insinuates that their living arrangement is more intimate than practical.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 135 - Jack Gets His Jack is conned into renting a small restaurant - only to discover that it's a run-down disaster.
Saturday February 14 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 136 - Opening Night Larry, who put the wrong date on the flyers announcing the opening of "Jack's Bistro," manages to "save" the day by inviting his Greek relatives.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 137 - Cousin, Cuisine Jack's attempted romance with Felipe's beautiful cousin, Maria, is plagued by problems — Janet, Terri Maria's inability to speak English and Maria's fiancé.
Sunday February 15 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 138 - An Affair to Forget Janet is happy that her old friend, Randy, is dating Jack — until she discovers that Randy is married.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 139 - The Sunday Brunch Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince the Reverend Gilmore that the Bistro is a respectable establishment. He succeeds until the newlywed couple at the next table begin their honeymoon.
Monday February 16 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 140 - The Impossible Dream Jack is grateful for Larry's suggestion of a free guitarist as a business boost — until he finds out that he has a vocalist — Larry.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 141 - Breaking Up is Hard to Do Furley discovers that the nice young man that Janet and Jack have fixed Terri up with is a convicted murderer.
Tuesday February 17 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 142 - Larry's Sister Larry completely trusts Jack to show his teenage sister around town - until he discovers that they are still out at 2 a.m.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 143 - Bob and Carol and Larry and Terri By the time an innocent story is retold through several people, the trio believes Bob and Carol's marriage is on the rocks. Larry and Terri try to straighten things out with the couple - only to be "caught" by Mr. Furley.
Wednesday February 18 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 145 - Starstruck Terrri is making plans for her wedding to a soap opera star - until Jack discovers that his sleazy reputation is well-earned.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 146 - Jack Goes the Distance Jack challenges a guy who has insulted Furley to a boxing match. His opponent, the girls learn, is a Golden Glove contender with 22 knockouts.
Thursday February 19 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 147 - Jack's Double Date Furley helps Jack lose his "I can stay away for a week" bet with the girls.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 148 - Janet's Little Helper Jack and Terri believe that Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.
Friday February 20 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 149 - The Apartment Instead of catching sleep in the dingy apartment above his restaurant, Jack catches Mr. Angelino with a young woman.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 150 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Terri falls for Jack when he buys a mustache which makes him look like her old boyfriend.
Saturday February 21 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 151 - Navy Blues A former cook in the Navy with Jack comes to town to con his way into a partnership in Jack's Bistro.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 152 - Borrowing Trouble The girls fake a contest to give Jack the rent money he needs for Jack's Bistro. Their good deed turns to disaster when Jacks spends the money on a leather coat.
Sunday February 22 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 153 - Jack be Quick Cheryl asks Jack to father her child, but Jack refuses. Janet thinks Cheryl wants to marry Jack because she's going to have his baby, so she talks Jack into complying with Cheryl's wishes.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 154 - She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not Larry discovers an answered magazine quiz and he and Jack think one of the girls wants to have an affair with Jack. They take the girls on a weekend trip to find out who answered the quiz so Jack can talk her out of it.
Monday February 23 (Early Tuesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 155 - The Money Machine Jack receives \\$1,000 by mistake from an automated cash machine. He hides it in the couch for the weekend but when the Bank Security arrives to collect the money, it is nowhere to be found.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 156 - Out on a Limb Jack writes a nasty letter to a famous food critic, thinking the critic is going to give his bistro a ruinous review. When the critic assures Jack the review will be favorable, Jack tries to retrieve the letter from the critic's desk.
Tuesday February 24 (Early Wednesday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 158 - Hearing is Believing Jack is dating a sex therapist who has asked him to keep her job a secret. Janet, concluding she is a prostitute, is nasty to her and no one can understand why - especially when Janet's own father has become so friendly with her.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 157 - Alias Jack Tripper Jack has two dates, so he talks Larry into posing as him and spending the day with his unwanted date, Janet's childhood friend, who is visiting from out of town.
Wednesday February 25 (Early Thursday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 159 - Grandma Jack - Jack believes he has won a baking contest that is open only to women. Disguised as "Grandma Tripper," he goes to collect the check and learns that he is a finalist and must bake his cookies for the company's executives to win the prize.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 160 - Like Father, Like Son - Jack's father visits unexpectedly and resumes his good-natured meddling. Jack explodes and tells him to stay out of his life, but when he learns his father has lost his job, Jack gives him the opportunity to be useful.
Thursday February 26 (Early Friday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 161 - The Odd Couples - Terri is up for a promotion and tells Dr. Kenderson she is married to ward off his advances. When he invites himself and his wife over for dinner, Jack poses as Terri's husband while Janet and Larry pose as French—speaking houseguests.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 162 - Now You See It, Now You Don't - When Jack attends a charity ball with a socialite and loses \\$15,000 gambling, Larry and the girls attempt to help him recover the money.
Friday February 27 (Early Saturday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 164 - Janet Shapes Up Janet is thrilled with her new job as an aerobics teacher, and her new boss Tina is thrilled with Jack. When Tina blackmails Jack into being at her beck and call, Larry offers to take her off Jack's hands.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 165 - Itching for Trouble Jack meets an old flame at the park who is seeking advice about her jealous husband. Furley joins them, and they all get poison oak. Later, at Jack's house, Furley tells the husband they were all in the bushes together.
Saturday February 28 (Early Sunday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 166 - Baby, it's Cold Inside Jack and Furley get locked in a freezer together. Convinced they are going to die, they have a heart-to-heart talk, and Jack confesses that he really isn't gay. Once safe, Jack worries because Furley knows the truth about him.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 167 - Look What I Found The trio plants a stray cat at Furley's door, hoping he'll bend his rules and keep it. When a girl appears looking for her kitten, Furley lies and says he took it to the pound; so Jack and the girls search the pounds and bring home three different cats.
Sunday February 29 (Early Monday)
1:00AM & 4:00AM 168- Jack's Tattoo After a night on the town with his old navy buddies, Jack discovers he has a tattoo on his derriere. When Jack goes to the hospital to have it removed, Janet thinks he is having a vasectomy and Furley thinks he is having a sex change.
1:30AM & 4:30AM 169 - Jack Takes Off Jack offers to model for a beautiful art teacher and finds himself nude in front of her classroom when Furley walks in. Jack begs Furley not to tell, but the secret is out when a nude portrait of Jack appears at the Regal Beagle.