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Ags2000
01-29-2004, 01:47 AM
Two men were drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender overhears this and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down the bar.

The second man says, "What, are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen!"

The first man says, "No, it's true. Let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The second man says, "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke. "

The first man says, "No, it isn't. I'll prove it again!" And again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.


Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

The second man says, "Well, what the heck, it works -- I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the

11th.......10th.......9th.......8th.......7th.......6th.....5th.....4th.. 3rd.....2nd....1st. And hits the sidewalk with a huge splat.

Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says:

"You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk....!!???!!"



:rotflmao:

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ABlairican Pie
01-29-2004, 02:05 AM
:lol: :rofl: :drink:

Janice
01-29-2004, 02:17 AM
:lol: :lol:

Mr. Television
01-29-2004, 02:20 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brian
01-29-2004, 02:21 AM
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:

dandelion wine
01-29-2004, 02:31 AM
:rotflmao:

Rhiannon
01-29-2004, 11:36 AM
that would totally suck if it happened to you but that was funny as hell

I am Him
01-29-2004, 11:57 AM
Two men walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked.

waaahahahahaha :lol:

I am Him
01-29-2004, 11:58 AM
A termite walks into a bar, and asked "Is the bar tender here?"

waaahahahaha :lol:

PZelda
01-29-2004, 12:54 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
01-29-2004, 01:30 PM
LOL


Originally posted by I am Him
Two men walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked.

waaahahahahaha :lol: :rofl:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
01-29-2004, 01:56 PM
:lol:

Kristina
01-29-2004, 02:07 PM
:thumbsdow

Superstar
01-29-2004, 02:15 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :happyface :happyface That is really funny

Kay Scarpetta
01-29-2004, 05:35 PM
:lol: that's cute

pg41
01-29-2004, 05:37 PM
:lol: haha

Ewan's My Man
01-29-2004, 07:05 PM
:rotflmao:

spunkygirl
01-30-2004, 01:18 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

sara
01-30-2004, 04:19 AM
:rofl: I am SO telling that at work tomorrow:rofl:

Eddie Haskell
01-30-2004, 04:53 AM
How did Michael Jackson get sick?





He ate a six-year-old weiner.

automatic princess
01-30-2004, 07:26 AM
:lol: :lol:

Eddie Haskell
02-03-2004, 04:22 AM
Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?








To cure his 14-year-old crack habit.