I'm trying to collect all quotes about misunderstandings, so feel free to list them here. I will have to write some down to list them here. :D

Jack:You know there's nothing a girl likes more than a tickle on the tummy

Chrissy:Not like that,like this

Jack:Is that better?

Chrissy:That is much better

Jack:You are so beautiful(kiss kiss kiss).It needs to be warmer

Chrissy:Oh it's hot enough in here

Jack:Here you go this is going to make you feel so gooooood

Chrissy:No Jack not on the table

Jack:You're right.On the floor's better

Janet:Alright you guys knock it off

Jack:Hi

Janet: (In a squeeky voice)Hi

From No Children,No Dogs

lol, I'm too lazy to copy and paste, but there's one on my signature thingy :D

Thanks for your responses!!! :D

ModGenie: I'm going to copy/paste it so I won't lose the already-written quote when you change your sig. ;-)

Furley listens in as Jack & Chrissy are fixing the showercurtain in the bathroom
Jack: OK Chrissy, I'll go in the tub with you so we can get it on.
Chrissy: Give that to me so I can show you what to do.
Jack: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this.
Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better then boys [at it].
Jack: Come on Chrissy, a little less talk and a little more action.
Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine [Looks at Showercurtain] I don't think it'll reach!
Jack: Of course not! You have to unfold it first!

:lol:

I was watching the recording of last night's episode on Nick-at-Nite, and here's one. I am doing by this by memory, so I may get some wording wrong....

[Janet is keeping Jack's cooking book away from him. Janet is lying face down on the couch, and Jack is sitting on Janet's legs. Then, Cindy walks in and is at the front doorway. Of course, Cindy is thinking it's sexual.... :D]
Jack: Janet, don't be such a tease!
Janet: No, Jack, you can't have it!
Jack: But I wanna see it!!!

:lol:

NP...OOH, I like that one! haha! I like collecting quotes too, but I have diff. ones not only for misunderstandings.. I'm going to add it to my collection! :wave:

Look @ my signature ;)

Mr.Roper:Oh Sweetheart

(Mr.Furley wakes up then goes back to sleep)

Mr.Roper:Here comes your poopsy woopsy

(Mr.Furley wakes up again shocked)

I don't know what episode this is from, but I saw it on someone's signature when I first joined this forum:

Jack: Chrissy, you know what your problem is?
Chrissy: What?
Jack: You're a compulsive eater.
Chrissy: No I'm not. I'm just always hungry.
:rofl:

Originally posted by galacticprincess
I don't know what episode this is from, but I saw it on someone's signature when I first joined this forum:

Jack: Chrissy, you know what your problem is?
Chrissy: What?
Jack: You're a compulsive eater.
Chrissy: No I'm not. I'm just always hungry.
:rofl:

that episode is called "The Fast" it's when Jack and janet makes a bet to see who has more will power, men or women. Jack can't date any girls and Chrissy can't eat anything. :)

Originally posted by Glad_Girl
that episode is called "The Fast" it's when Jack and janet makes a bet to see who has more will power, men or women. Jack can't date any girls and Chrissy can't eat anything. :)

Thanks Glad_Girl! ;)

Originally posted by galacticprincess
Thanks Glad_Girl! ;)

no problem:D

From "The Rivals"

JAck:Come on Janet,I know you want to

Janet:No,I just can't

Chrissy:Did Janet say that you can't sleep in my bed?

Mrs.Roper:I'm not the one she's saying no to

Jack:Come on Chrissy,join us

Chrissy:No,I won't.That is disgusting