ELAINE: Steve.

DENIM VEST: Hmm?

ELAINE: It's Elaine.

DENIM VEST: From Tim Whatley's party?

ELAINE: Yeah.

DENIM VEST: You look.. different.

ELAINE: I see you're still sticking with the denim. (He's wearing a denim coat) Do you have that card that I gave you?

DENIM VEST: Well, I had it back at my place, but I can't go there now.. I'll give it to you later, or something.

ELAINE: No, no, no. You give me your number.

DENIM VEST: Okay. Sure. (Pulls out a pad, and starts writing a number down) Do you have the mumps?

ELAINE: No.

DENIM VEST: Typhoid?

ELAINE: No.

DENIM VEST: (Hands her the paper, and runs off) Yama - Hama!

then ...

Elaine: Blimey!!! (as she discovered she has been faked)

The tables were a little turned for us with Elaine being the receiver of a fakie, usually she's the one w/ the goods.

Standard fakes (#s)

I reckon it's normal for the ladies to sport a couple....
in general, us lugs don't need 'em sans the occasional typhiod mary encounter.