Ravey is mt first "opponent".After 2-3 pages there will be vote and the winner, which will be me, faces the next opponent

I'm just sitting here in my computer chair.Ravey's too scared so i'm going first.I can rap all day and still not not work up a thirst.I win in every way.Don't play with me because you will be frightened to death at the end of the day.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I'm just sitting here in my computer chair.Ravey's too scared so i'm going first.I can rap all day and still not not work up a thirst.I win in every way.Don't play with me because you will be frightened to death at the end of the day.

What kind of a rap is that? Listening to that makes me want to hit you with a bat. You'll never win this game, with a rap like that you'll never get any fame.

:p

Originally posted by *Jackie*
What kind of a rap is that? Listening to that makes me want to hit you with a bat. You'll never win this game, with a rap like that you'll never get any fame.

:p

Honey, you too weak to even lift a wiffle bat.Fame aint mean a thing.All these modern pop acts getting millions, but they make me wanna puke on their ass when they sing.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Honey, you too weak to even lift a wiffle bat.Fame aint mean a thing.All these modern pop acts getting millions, but they make me wanna puke on their ass when they sing.

You wish you could be like one of those "modern pop acts," but your not good enough. And that's the straight facts. You act like you know something about everything, when really you know nothing about anything. I should be feeling sorry for you, but I find it more interesting listening to everyone screaming BOO, while you rap, since it sounds like crap.

:D

*Holds up sign* My vote goes to Jackie.



Jackie can rap, yo.


:D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Holds up sign* My vote goes to Jackie.



Jackie can rap, yo.


:D

Lynn.. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Lynn.. :lol: :lookaroun Just showing my support. :grr:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You wish you could be like one of those "modern pop acts," but your not good enough. And that's the straight facts. You act like you know something about everything, when really you know nothing about anything. I should be feeling sorry for you, but I find it more interesting listening to everyone screaming BOO, while you rap, since it sounds like crap.

:D

You seem a little lost, Ravey.A women tellin' me she can rap better than me must be crazy.Why don't you fool around with those wanksta folks.It's the only action you'll ever get.Even your mama won't feel sorry for you when yer in debt.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You seem a little lost, Ravey.A women tellin' me she can rap better than me must be crazy.Why don't you fool around with those wanksta folks.It's the only action you'll ever get.Even your mama won't feel sorry for you when yer in debt.

Your the one that's lost fool, while your living on the streets, I'll be swimming in my million dollar pool. You think I'll be in debt? Your the one that won't even be able to afford living in a doggie kennel at the vet. It's clear who the winner of this game is going to be, if your lucky I'll let you clean my toilets for free.

:)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Holds up sign* My vote goes to Jackie.



Jackie can rap, yo.


:D

Lynn, who ya think you are?You're amount of posting of The Captain is as much as Clay's scared of a candy bar.So before you support some GIRL GIANT who can't make any money, wait your turn in this competition even though it would be flat out funny.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Your the one that's lost fool, while your living on the streets, I'll be swimming in my million dollar pool. You think I'll be in debt? Your the one that won't even be able to afford living in a doggie kennel at the vet. It's clear who the winner of this game is going to be, if your lucky I'll let you clean my toilets for free.

:)

Now why would somebody as rich as you'll be clean my toilets?Oh right..your a trampy women who'd obey a man even if he beat you with mallot.You think your living the gangsta life.You'll be just some pathetic drunk wife.And while your dreaming of million dollars pools, i'm having some real fun with knife duels.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Now why would somebody as rich as you'll be clean my toilets?Oh right..your a trampy women who'd obey a man even if he beat you with mallot.You think your living the gangsta life.You'll be just some pathetic drunk wife.And while your dreaming of million dollars pools, i'm having some real fun with knife duels.

Me taking orders from a man? Yeah right. On any given day I would rather put up a fight. You think your so cool, yet I haven't seen you win a duel. You think you got skills, yet you can't even pay the bills.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Me taking orders from a man? Yeah right. On any given day I would rather put up a fight. You think your so cool, yet I haven't seen you win a duel. You think you got skills, yet you can't even pay the bills.

Yeah you'd put up a fight, if you consider using a gun somewhere with no light.You think you can pay the bills with your money?That's a good one...I recall your hustle is your mommy

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Yeah you'd put up a fight, if you consider using a gun somewhere with no light.You think you can pay the bills with your money?That's a good one...I recall your hustle is your mommy

The only one who would use a gun somewhere with no light is you, I mean you can't even count to the number 2. Your stupidity baffles me, I wish I could help you see, the winner of this little contest is me.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
The only one who would use a gun somewhere with no light is you, I mean you can't even count to the number 2. Your stupidity baffles me, I wish I could help you see, the winner of this little contest is me.

All you do is keep saying how you'll win.No one wants here here the same ol' rap.This is boring me.Your raps sound worse than Rikishi taking a crap.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
All you do is keep saying how you'll win.No one wants to here the same ol' crap.This is boring me.Your raps sound worse than Rikishi taking a crap.

You think my raps suck? Well, guess what? I don't give a ****. Listening to a clock tick is more amusing than reading what you have to say. You think you can make a good rap? Yeah, that'll be the day.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You think my raps suck? Well, guess what? I don't give a ****. Listening to a clock tick is more amusing than reading what you have to say. You think you can make a good rap? Yeah, that'll be the day.

Your disses are as weak as a fly.If I listen to you any longer I might win sooner because i'd die.Ravey, you'll never have any ice, you're gonna be so poor that you can't even afford to buy shampoo to prevent lice.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Lynn, who ya think you are?You're amount of posting of The Captain is as much as Clay's scared of a candy bar.So before you support some Girl Giant who can't make any money, wait your turn in this competition even though it would be flat out funny. http://www.rebirthman.de/simpsons/simpsons_captain.gif


pumpkin:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
http://www.rebirthman.de/simpsons/simpsons_captain.gif


pumpkin:

I Challenge YOU To A Battle Rap.

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
I Challenge YOU To A Battle Rap.
No thank ya. Me and the Captain like to sit them out, and watch the fights. http://www.rebirthman.de/simpsons/simpsons_captain.gif

who gets to vote on these ? :confused:

does spelling and punctuation count? what about rhyming, alliteration, and syncopation?

Originally posted by robyrob
who gets to vote on these ? :confused:

does spelling and punctuation count? what about rhyming, alliteration, and syncopation?

What ever you like better.Might as well start voting now.Can't dwell on one forever.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
What ever you like better.Might as well start voting now.Can't dwell on one forever. hmmmm - as a self-proclaimed non-rapper and completely unqualified judge, I dont know who to vote for, jackie's have more visible rhymes, but efd's have a better rhythm, and his disses are badder, which bites him on the @$$ just a bit when he ventures into the misogynistic area there...